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    Nie Huaisang, finally free from the clutches of vengeance, is getting betrothed. But because he’s Nie Huaisang, everything and nothing goes as planned. Like falling for Lans.

    Lan Jingyi meant to cross-examine the former ‘Headshaker’; has he really reformed..? He anticipated plenty of interesting events, none of which included making the Lan Founder proud.

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    A story about two humans discovering what forever can mean when planning to spend it together.

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    While the Twelfth Doctor was forced to concede that conventional lover’s spats didn’t involve lasers, death traps, and the liberal use of strap-ons, they sure would be a lot less fun that way.

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    I am poison / And you will drink me / And you should be so lucky

    Shang Qinghua transmigrates into his own terrible novel as a baby. The fact that this seems to be a world based on his first draft, where things actually happened and the plot did matter, is less than comforting. Having a second chance is nice, but ending up as cannon fodder and dying offscreen are the last things he wants to do. The only way to avoid his 'canonical' fate is to do as the System demands and try to fix his mistakes from within the world he created.

    Somehow this ends up with a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Luo Binghe as an An Ding Peak disciple, because writing about a kid being miserable and seeing a kid being miserable are apparently two entirely different skillsets.

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    He watched them grab Geralt by the long hair Jaskier had spent so many nights running his fingers through and raise the warrior’s head up to expose his throat. Golden eyes flickered listlessly, dulled by pain. Geralt’s arms twitched in a weak attempt to fight back as one of the soldier’s arms raised high above his head.

    There was a flicker of moonlight on cold steel and then it was falling.

    And all Jaskier could do was watch.
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    (As a friendly reminder, I PROMISE the tags are accurate. There will be no Major Character Death.)

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    And then the bass is in Brett's lap. Eddy's vision colors pink, a darker tint.

    Brett's shirt is pushed up on one side and he looks directly to Eddy's lap with a satisfied little grin, then up, dragging over his chest, and neck, and mouth, it feels like the pads of his fingers petting him half mean.

    'I'm going to touch you now.'

    (Brett playing Pag 24 on the bass is nicer than Eddy expects. They only need 40 hours.)

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    “Have you seen Geralt this morning?”

    “Who?” the man asked, perplexed.

    “Geralt, the witcher,” Jaskier elaborated.

    “We haven’t seen any witchers,” the man looked genuinely puzzled.

    “I arrived with him yesterday. He took care of your nekker problem.”

    “Nekker problem?” Was the man daft? “It was just you who came in yesterday. With your horse. Are you feeling alright, Master Bard?” The man had the audacity to look at Jaskier as if he was the mad one.

    When Geralt disappears after an argument, no one in the small village they're in seems to remember him. Except Jaskier and an old woman with a chilling secret.

    Someone always disappears at this time of year, and no one remembers they ever existed in the morning. The Fair Folk steal them away and they are never seen again.

    Until now. Jaskier refuses to leave Geralt to his fate. He will get him back.

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    Mianmian almost thought she’d gotten away with it with her dignity completely intact, until she found herself on the floor of her small room in tears because she didn’t have any outer robes that weren’t yellow.

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    After yet another encounter with an angry husband Geralt learns a little more about the bard he has been traveling with.

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    Jaskier isn't a mindless womanizer and has a huge network of woman he has met and/or helped over the years, now including a confused but helpful Witcher.

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    “He had tried distance, tried nearness— starved and gorged himself on Geralt’s sometimes-fickle attention. Neither method had worked. Neither cured his love-sickness. How’s that saying go: feed a cold, starve a fever?

    Or Geralt falls ill after a bad hunt, but Jaskier is consumed by a fever of his own.

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    He spurned his enemies, raised his brothers to fight against the scum of Nilfgaard, and all for what? To be alive in the twenty-first century and have an apartment with a Wolf witcher? It seems so.

    Letho says he's mad. Jaskier simply smiles because he passed that threshold centuries ago.

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    12/?
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    “Five months, Lambert. How - ?” Eskel rubbed a hand over the right side of his face. He still wasn’t quite over what he was seeing. Lambert. The Lambert. A man that cursed Gardis’ very name for claiming him as a child surprise; resented his life on the Path; resented everything about being a Witcher, including the lack of choice and free will. Had seen the devastation wrought on two of his brothers for doing the very same. That man had claimed the Law of Surprise in lieu of payment, thus condemning another living being to destiny’s clutches. It didn’t ring true.

    “I have the shittest luck,” Lambert looked back down at Cal, who beamed right back up at him. “And I was drunk.”

    Or: Lambert invokes the Law of Surprise after a bender and lands more than he bargained for.

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    Dorian Pavus is a stranger in a strange land, and it’s affecting him more than he lets on. But at least he’s not the only one.

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    Fuck away the pain, erase him from your brain
    Fake it like you love me, Come on baby touch me
    Show me where it hurts, this dirty little curse
    Don't have to be ashamed if you wanna scream my name
    While I fuck away the pain

     

     

     

     

     

    Alec wants Jace
    Simon wants Clary
    Jace and Clary want each other.
    Alec and Simon vent their frustrations.

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    More than a year after the dragon hunt, Jaskier rescues Geralt.

    A remix of Homo Homini Lupus Est (Man is Wolf to Man) by inexplicifics.

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    Jaskier attended Oxenfurt Academy where he studied the seven liberal arts. Surprisingly, this is relevant to traveling and surviving as the Witcher's bard (and occasional savior of the Witcher's hide).

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    After the Battle of Sodden Hill, Yennefer comes to in a tavern with no memory of how she got there, no idea where she is, and no friendly faces in sight. But there is one familiar face; could Jaskier be exactly who she needs right now?

    And what happens when, after traveling together and really getting to know each other, they run into a certain witcher they haven't seen since a certain mountaintop, and he's on the run from Nilfgaard with his child surprise?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Exactly what is says on the tin.

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    Luke Skywalker's glassblowing studio is run by his nephew, Ben Solo, who has been doing things his own way for a long time. When Luke hires newbie flameworker Rey to be Ben's assistant, no one is prepared for the way things start to heat up!

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    Jaskier, children's librarian and general competent human being, has a loyal following of tiny fans. His Toddler Music Hour is the hit of the Cintra Public Library System, and he loves his job. The hot dad accompanying the newest member of his music hour isn't a hard on the eyes, so Jaskier can't complain.

    When a date goes awry (really, who suggests meeting up and then doesn't show?!), a surprise connection leads to an enjoyable conversation and maybe more.

    Each chapter is a completed short story inside the Books and Brews 'verse.

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    "Initially he doesn’t even realise that he is crying. Slow salty tears, welling up in the corner of his eyes, spilling over, rolling down his face. It’s not until they drip down, trailing along his cheeks, dripping off the end of his chin, that he notices the tears. Realises what they are. Realises he is crying."

    Jaskier gets into a bar fight, punches are thrown, bottles broken, just another typical friday night.

    Or it would be, if this time it hadn't lead to overspilling of messy emotions. Lucky Geralt is there to clean them up.

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