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    Tiny ficlets written for various iterations of the Three Sentence Ficathon:

    26) Natasha & Clint, power swap AU. 25) Nakia carries a piece of home with her. 24) Ward is done with mystical bullshit. 23) Dottie Underwood explains the benefits and drawbacks of skirts. 22) Apparently superpowers are contagious; Brett Mahoney is not amused. 21) It's easy to frame a werewolf for murder. 20) A place beyond tears sounds terrifying. 19) Jessica finds Danny in an awkward tangle. 18) Jessica & Karen cut a deal. 17) His first week in Wakanda, Steve gets a letter from Natasha.

    16) "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar," Wilson's mother used to say. 15) Nebula has a proposition for Kraglin. 14) Natasha deals with the fallout of Civil War. 13) Foggy in the aftermath of Defenders. 12) Laura, Clint, & Natasha fail at holiday cooking. 11) Foggy wonders why he tied his life to the two most obsessive people he knows. 10) Karen & Matt experiment with blindfolds. 9) Laura & Clint on vacation.

    [Full contents list inside.]

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    A woman awakens in a strange and unfamiliar body to find herself in the dangerous realm of Eorzea, with no knowledge of who she is or how she got there. When she meets an oddly-familiar, heroic traveler teaching an obscure, mystical sword art, she joins him in a series of escapades and humorous misadventures to learn his unusual style of magic, help him solve a mystery from his past, and regain her memories.
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    Who will likely enjoy this story the most:
    Anyone who grooved to "The Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix vol. 1", got most of the references in "Ready Player One", and was disappointed by "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies".

    Who will get the most authentic experience from it:
    Anyone who hasn't played FFXIV before and/or has a hazy memory when it comes to movies and other popular culture from the past 8 decades. If this is you, just go with it. Hope you're comfortable with recurring déjà vu.

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    42/?
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    27
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    6
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    Kim Jongin never switched career paths, he became an award winning ballet dancer as planned. Beautiful, gifted, and painfully introverted. They call him Ice Prince when they're whispering

    Lee Taemin, misunderstood, brilliant, singularly focused on his art, unable to bridge a distance he doesn't understand. The gossip rags started calling him The Ice Prince years ago.

    Now, their companies are thinking of working together on a massive cross community music project to bring in new fans. Their two star dancers are just the men to lead such a huge endeavor.

    A balance between the two might just bring the sort of, peace, love, and acceptance that they'd both given up on long ago.

    Everyone deserves their very own love story

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    Leopard!Shifter Wade Wilson is tasked with transporting and bodyguarding Fox!Shifter Peter to a super secret facility owned by one super creepy Norman Osborn.

    Wade doesn't count on Peter trying to escape every damn minute, doesn't count on being sassed to within an inch of life and definitely doesn't count on being full on seduced by the damn Fox's bushy tail shortly before losing track of Peter altogether.

    What's a big burly bodyguard supposed to do when he realizes he's actually working for the bad guys and Peter is in danger?

    ...get a little dangerous himself, of course.

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    Gregory House is a misanthropic bastard with trust issues, who doesn't do feelings. But he's pretty sure he's in love -- or lust -- or something anyway -- with his best friend. Life is funny, in a not-funny way.

    A multichapter Hilson fic, on the darker/thinkier side, with some angst and slash ahead. Happy Hilson ending eventually -- I mean, it's a Hilson fic, right, what does that tell you? LOL -- but a very bumpy, twisty road getting there, so buckle up.

     

    Thanks as always for reading, and feedback and comments are welcomed.

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    Inspired by a prompt by @ThirstyDisaster on Twitter.

    "Release me or I'll...I'll speak a curse!" His captor snorts, saying nothing as their other arm reaches for something Izuku can't quite see past the swell of his captor's chest. "I will! I....I'll call for my clan! They can curse you! A curse to never eat without food turning to ash in your mouth, to never be able to drink wine without it turning to vinegar, to never find your mate, to never-" Izuku's words are speeding up as his heart pounds and his captor seems entirely unaffected "To never get your cock to stand strai-"

    "You've got a fucking mouth on you, huh?"

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    Joseph and the kids’ new Karate instructor have hit it off remarkably well.

    Caesar is… less than impressed.

    Drama ensues.

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    One year after the Advent, the crew of the Van Eltia finds Eizen floating among the flotsam of a shipwreck on their way to the far continent. Aifread decides to take the stranger in, but such a journey is fraught with hazards even for those not afflicted by the Reaper's Curse, and this particular Reaper is growing far more attached to the pirates of the Van Eltia--especially their dashing captain--than he'd like.

    (In which Eizen finds a home aboard the Van Eltia...and with Aifread.)

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    The boys get it on for the first time. Pure unadulterated awkward silliness. A short one-shot. NOT graphic, which may be good or bad depending on your preferences LOL

    Sort of an epilogue to an epilogue to the Pursuit series, if you happened to read that.
    And trying the dialogue-only thing just as a one-off, for fun.

    Thanks for reading! Feedback and comments are always welcome.

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    Bakugou Katsuki, Future King of the Barbarians and the Dragonkin, does not need travel companions, thank you very much.

    Either way, he has them now. Maybe he should try not to pick fights.

    ...and that's easier said than done with a strong-willed mage and empty-headed prince in his party.

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    Bucky smiles again, wolfish this time, and says: “You know, every time we end up under here, I think about all the things we could do without anyone knowing.”

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    Daniel Jackson meets a kindred spirit at a conference. They part, then finally find their destiny together at the end of one world and the beginning of another, along with their unusual extended family. Nothing will ever be the same.

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    Bobby's friends dared him to audition for Love Island and he never could resist a good dare. He didn't expect to make it onto the show, but he did, and now he's there for the free vacation. He knows that love isn't in his future, in or out of the villa. Bobby is a master of baking pastries, making people laugh, and friend zoning the absolute fuck out of himself. Because love requires letting someone in and that's the one thing he just can't seem to do. Until he meets her.

    His summer of love starts now.

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    Tony hasn’t heard from Uncle Grant much in the year since Aunt Peggy died. So he’s surprised to get a message from the man asking him for a big favor.

    Technically a post-Endgame story, in the later years of Steve’s life after having traveled back to the 1940’s.

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    They were arch nemesises. Were? Are? Nemesis? Nothing makes sense to Harry anymore. What are these intruding feelings, dear Merlin!

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    The reason he'd taken Shouto under his wing was for the sole purpose of pissing their father off, but it isn't long before he starts to question if he'd made the biggest mistake of his life, he has no idea how to help anyone but himself nor does he expect to grow any kind of attachment to Endeavor's favorite child, until he does, and that just makes things ten-times harder than they need to be especially with someone like Shouto who could be as dense as a brick from time to time.

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    23/?
    Comments:
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    The sound is unmistakable. He doesn’t know where he is, or what time of day; he’s honestly not all that sure of anything, but he doesn’t dwell on it, because that sound.

    That sound.

    He knows what someone scraping out an empty cup of pudding sounds like.

    And he knows there’s one person, just the one, who ever makes that sound in his vicinity, if the sound is not quickly matched with the delicious dairy taste on his own goddamn tongue.

    Wait. Goddamn. Goddamn.

    Pudding. Devil. Asshole. God—

    “Hello, Daniel.”

     

    Spoilers through Episode 5.16: A Chance at a Happy Ending.

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    Dean is a pirate captain and Sam his pirate first mate, and there are pirate shenanigans.

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    The two-part conclusion to the series.

    The argument; truth-telling time; the denoument; an epilogue.

    Thanks, as always, for reading; feedback and comments are always welcome and are pretty much the human/author version of dog treats. Woof.

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    Comments:
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    A boozy night at House's place, a cool playlist, and stupid doctor tricks that take an unexpected turn.

    This one's a two-chapter segment!

    FYI: Not meant to be a stand-alone piece; best to start at the beginning of the series.

    As always, thanks for reading. Comments and feedback are always welcome and will be stashed away, magpie-style, like shiny little happy objects, to be taken out and fussed over again later on.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    21
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    1
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