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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

    Series
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    English
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    44,900
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    1985
    Kudos:
    9425
    Bookmarks:
    1916
    Hits:
    114202
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    Ianto finds himself with a strange problem after a rather violent encounter with a piece of alien technology.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    121
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    Short experiments in banter, verbal sex and dirty talk. Dialogue only.

    Adding standalone chapters whenever they occur to me. Various pairings and combos of the four boys.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,651
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    65
    Hits:
    1414
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    John is too embarrassed to ask something, but Holmeses know everything, and have a Plan to help. A game is afoot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,997
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1418
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    Viktor está teniendo el peor día de su vida. Se durmió y está llegando tarde al trabajo. Para hacer las cosas aún mejor, chocó por atrás al auto que tenía enfrente. Su actitud cambió rápidamente cuando puso los ojos sobre el otro conductor.

    —¡Lo siento tanto! — dijo el otro conductor cuando llegó hacia donde estaba Viktor. Extendió una mano hacia él, pidiéndole en silencio que esperara. La recepcionista finalmente contestó el teléfono y dirigió su llamada a su jefe. Una vez que le informó que llegaría tarde y no, no sabía a qué hora llegaría, colgó y volvió su atención hacia el otro hombre.

    Bien, bien, ¿qué tenemos acá?

    El hombre era más bajo que él por unos pocos centímetros. Tenía cabello negro azabache que estaba deslizado hacia atrás con un poco de gel. Sus lentes dejaban algo que desear, pero Viktor admiraba aquellos grandes ojos marrón chocolate. Su piel levemente bronceada era inmaculada y se la veía muy suave. Viktor quería pasar su mano por la mejilla del hombre. El cuerpo de este se veía tentador también, pero era difícil saber debido al abrigo que llevaba puesto.

    Dejándolo simple, él era jodidamente hermoso.

    Series
    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    23,560
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    327
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    "She's tempted to tell him to go fuck himself, but he'd take the invitation literally and drop trou in the kitchen, so instead she bites her tongue and ignores his question."

    One tornado, two people, and a Louisiana heatwave; or, the perfect recipe for disaster and an opportunity to sort through those awful things called feelings. Mel wants more, against her better judgement, and maybe so does Loki.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,290
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    930
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    A series of shorts, each set on one of the Quartet's Date Nights, where they pair off. The main rule for Date Night: one man gets to ask for something, using the phrase "I want...", and the other has to try it.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,872
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    646
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    "My name is ElviraCastle and I'm-"

    "A BITCH!"

    "SHUTTHEFUCKUPDEAN."

    "An amnesiac."

    "Ooooh, fancy words."

    I'm gonna deck him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,402
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    928
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    In ancient times, the Astrals rebelled against their progenitors, two beings that were the embodiments of the light and the dark within the universe itself. Now, several millennia later, twin brothers can never stand beside one another again, and while one embraces his existence, the other chooses to live in solitude.

    Living a quiet life for thousands of years, Nyx had built himself a sanctuary within a magic garden, protected by wards and illusions against prying mortal eyes; his garden was a haven kept private from the sight of the Astrals.

    Until, as fate would have it, one silly fool of a Healer manages to slip passed his wards and stumble upon Nyx's little paradise.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A certain shinigami gets his exercise by vigorous jumping to conclusions.

     

    Zap.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1087
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    Es el verano después de la graduación de preparatoria, y Lance, Hunk, y Pidge pasaran tres meses juntos en la aburrida ciudad natal de Pidge en California, Rosewood, antes de que tomen caminos separados en la vida. Se supone que sea divertido y relajante, lleno de largos días en la playa y aún más largas noches jugando video juegos; un último acto con los mejores amigos de Lance.
    Pero cuando una de las ridículas búsquedas críptidas de Pidge dirigen al trio hacia un misterioso par de vampiros en el bosque y una red de magia y asesinato en la que se ven envueltos, el verano se vuelve un tanto más complicado…y más peligroso de lo que podrían haber imaginado.

    Series
    Language:
    Español
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    113,715
    Chapters:
    16/23
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    615
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    Texted prompt from my brother: Draco becomes a stage magician in Vegas and runs into Hermione while she is touring the States for some reason.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    331
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    Hunk thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Keith thinks the best way to a man’s heart is through his fourth and fifth ribs. Team Voltron misses Keith, and Hunk is determined to show him that. Somehow. Maybe with cupcakes? Meanwhile, the war is on and people need killing. Keith is taking care of that part. Hunk is definitely not helping.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,621
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    621
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    122,348
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1198
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    "Up to your old tricks, eh?"

    "It's tour... we may be getting older but some things never change."

    Language:
    English
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    939
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    33
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    Sherlock needs a haircut, but he really doesn't want one. The boys find out why, and get more of a treat than they were expecting.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,585
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    904
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    A collection of Fremione short fics I've been prompted. Various ratings and subject matter.

    The first chapter is the table of contents.

    I will mark explicit shorts with an *.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,645
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    273
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    A collection of Electric Slide short fics I've been prompted. Various ratings and subject matter.

    The first chapter is the table of contents.

    I will mark explicit shorts with an *.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,287
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    244
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    Jaffar and Yassamin's passion-filled holiday at the palace of Afrasiyab is shadowed by what they soon discover is a conspiracy against Jaffar's brother Mohammad, the sultan of Samarkand. The Barmakid brothers and the women all set out to uncover the plot and to disarm the rebels by any means necessary; magic and seduction their foremost weapons in their battle to protect their beloved city.

    ***

    "Sit down," Jaffar whispers and smacks Fadl on the arse, taking his own advice on one of the marble benches lining the pool. "You're not exactly being inconspicuous."

    "Neither are you," Fadl groans. "You haven't stopped posing since we came here!" he grumbles and pokes Jaffar with an elbow as he catches him making eyes at yet another man. "What's gone into you, you madman? Are you in heat?!"

    "Perhaps, brother mine, perhaps," Jaffar purrs and sprawls against the back of the bench. He leans on his elbows and tilts his head against the wall a coquette, letting his freshly-oiled hair tumble onto his neck and shoulders as he lounges there. The length of his legs allows him to spread them in blatant offering, his towel--if you can call it that--of thin white cotton revealing more than it hides.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,947
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    555
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    Collection of batfam prompts from tumblr

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,587
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    808
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    13405

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