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    Inspired by a prompt by @ThirstyDisaster on Twitter.

    “Release me or I’ll...I’ll speak a curse!” Izuku was bluffing, but this human (was it a human? They’re so large!) can’t possibly know that. Most fairies could curse those that would do them harm. His captor snorted, saying nothing as their other arm reached for something Izuku couldn’t quite see past the swell of his captor’s chest. “I will! I....I’ll call for my clan! They can curse you! A curse to never eat without food turning to ash in your mouth, to never drink wine without it turning to vinegar, to never find your mate, to never-“ Izuku’s words sped up as his heart pounded and his captor was entirely unaffected. “To never get your cock to stand strai-“

    “You’ve got a fucking mouth on you, huh?”

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    Vi is freed after only two months, without explanations. Back to the Lanes, she heads to the Last Drop in search of her sister. She's only got two goals now: to care for Powder and get even with Silco.

    Things get complicated when she realises she might have to pick and chose.

    Or how Silco ends up with two daughters, one somewhat less enthusiastic than the other...

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    Two horrible ninjas find themselves trapped inside of an escape room. How will they rescue themselves before killing each other in the process?

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    Sam and Jack are given a mission to track down missing scientists and the alien technology they have stolen only to run into another agency entirely when they stake out the thieves

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    When two ships who love each other very much.... no.
    Two ships, both alike in dignity.... no, not that either.

    The greatest love story in the GFFA happened right beneath our noses.

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    Boy meets girl, girl consoles boy as he faces his impending doom, boy implores his sire to look after girl with his final breath, sire and girl go on a buddy-cop adventure that morphs into a romance when he takes her back in time and dumps her on boy's doorstep so he can get on with saving the world.

    Now boy has to deal with the ramifications of falling in love with a human while ruling a society that sees them as cattle.

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    When the King accepts a petition, by law he must attend the eldest petitioner first, and he must attend her until her petition is fulfilled or she withdraws it, howsoever many appointments become necessary.

    The Great King Ganondorf Dragmire, however, is the Law. His ruthless glory forged entire legends and his reign reshaped the world.

    It is written that the petition of loatta vaisa Nialet avadha Davayu was many years in tending.

    This is her story.

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    Part II of the Time Circuits Trilogy. The future is not what it seems, and the present depends on repairing the past in order to prevent a paradox. But navigating the space-time continuum is no longer just life-threatening for Doc, Marty, and Emma – it's life-altering.

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    Having recently resigned from his job at Joja Corporation due to a scandalous affair he’s had with his previous line manager, Reese Bennett finally decides to move into the farm his late grandpa had left him years before.

    Still way too used to the manipulative and toxic environment of his previous life in the city, Reese struggles internally of staying pleasant and civil. He still gets petty and vindictive sometimes, so what? He, at least, expects a dull new life. And no romance. At all.

    Turns out, though, Pelican Town is nothing if not full of surprises.

    *

    (New chapter every weekend)

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    When Ramona returned from Casa to find Rahim shacked up with some busty Irish Tart, she wasn't worried, because Ramona doesn't lose. But Shannon had plans of her own, and she was willing to bet she would get what she wanted.

     

    The Rahim/Shannon/Jo drama I would have liked to see. Hope you enjoy!

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    Neri Surana: former Circle mage. Hero of Ferelden. Warden-Commander. Never been in love (probably), never sought it out (definitely). But after an unexpected kiss from Anders, Neri can't stop thinking about him, and they aren't ready for what those thoughts imply.

    This fic winds through the events of Awakening after recruiting all of the companions to explore the journey of an agender Warden alongside a romanceable Anders (with minor canon divergence).

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    Gregory House is a misanthropic bastard with trust issues, who doesn't do feelings. But he's pretty sure he's in love -- or lust -- or something anyway -- with his best friend. Life is funny, in a not-funny way.

    A multichapter Hilson fic....positive Hilson ending eventually but a bumpy, twisty road getting there, so buckle up.

     *UPDATE* -- Here's a link to the Spotify playlist of all songs used in this fic to date. The playlist will be updated as new chapters are added. Happy reading/listening!
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/76B4n4UUncNYJG8scmKqVc?si=e5cd5de147924fb5

    Thanks as always for reading, and feedback and comments are welcomed.

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    The first time it happened, Mobius just assumed it was actually a mistake. He questioned it the second time, but the third time… Really, ‘Mopey Ass’? Mobius squints accusingly at his coffee cup. Does it really say that? He’s not mopey, is he? He glares at the raven-haired barista, with his stupid hipster bun, as he openly flirts with a group of half-dressed college girls. Surely he must be imagining things, because he did not just wink at him.

    (Previously titled Divine Grind)

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    “Th–that is quite the literal translation,” Shepard managed, and wiped tears of laughter out of the corner of her eyes. “Malaka!”
    Alenko’s omni-tool blipped once more. “Man who rubs –“
    “Could you please stop reading the translation logs out loud, Chief?”
    Her grin, present for a while already, widened further. “Is this an order, Sir?”

    With Saren having fooled the Council, it is now up to Team Milky Way to find proof of his guilt for Eden Prime. A direct follow up to "3 AM" and a quite different "missing scene" novelization of the events on the Citadel up to Shepard becoming a Spectre, under a heavy Shenko lense. ME1. Two-shot. Rated M because of Nora's very liberal application of swear-words and f-bombs xD

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    Yuri has decided to take the plunge and get a tattoo for his eighteenth birthday, but doesn't realize his heart will follow.

     

    "Was that the beautiful piece of eye candy from a couple weeks ago?” Ash asked as she walked out of her workspace with a client.

    “Yuri? Yeah, that was him,” Otabek affirmed, “He’s actually a really cool guy.”

    “Think I could get his phone number?”

    “Oh shit!” he shouted, darting around the counter and running out of the shop.

    He caught Yuri right before he pulled out of his parking spot. Putting the car in park, he rolled the window down and waited for Otabek to reach the vehicle.

    “Would it be possible to get your number?” Otabek asked, “Number one, I need to put it in my client record and number two, if something changes tomorrow I would want to let you know.”

    “Sure,” Yuri replied, grinning from ear to ear as he took Otabek’s phone and entered his number into the contacts, “I don’t do phone calls, but text me anytime. Doesn’t have to be just to let me know about tomorrow.”

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    In your own world, you waste away, craving a better existence but being too terrified, too broken to do anything to pursue it, until one night you stumble across a ring that claims to be enchanted, launching you headfirst into a world where your wildest fantasies are a reality. Unfortunately for you, however, you've forgotten the most important rule of all - all magic comes with a price, especially when said magic is a "gift" from an entity with precious little in the way of a moral compass.

    Warnings and tags may be added as the story progresses. Please check the initial notes for each chapter for any chapter-specific warnings.

    Also, Steve isn't dark in the traditional sense, but as the story continues you will see that his moral compass doesn't exactly point true north.

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    Studying abroad, Barry Allen was hoping for a fresh start, and got one when he met the Doctor. Join them as they travel through time and space, save planets, rescue civilizations, defeat terrible monsters, and do an awful lot of running. Seriously, there's gonna be an outrageous amount of running involved. No Flash knowledge required.

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    Running low on credits and options, you return to Nevarro to look for a job from Greef Karga. There, you meet an impassive Mandalorian, and a strained partnership ensues.

    Secrets are divulged and hidden, while two people who have been alone their entire lives are drawn slowly together.

    (Din Djarin x Female!Reader)
    *I do not give permission for this work and its included components to be copied, reposted, and/or translated, even with credit. This holds true for all my work.*

    [To avoid spoilers, tags will be updated as the story progresses.]

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    Max may be haunted by the past, but Kent Connoly is unable to move on without her help.

    Can two lost souls find hope in the heart of Goodneighbor, or is it just a chem dream?

    With Deacon around however, the clouds part enough for our heroine to take another step forward towards conquering the wasteland, facing her own inner demons, and finding her son.

    One shot with some sass and sentimental ideations.

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    An Existential Fairytale


    A woman awakens in a strange and unfamiliar body to find herself in the dangerous realm of Eorzea, with no knowledge of who she is or how she got there. When she meets an oddly-familiar, heroic traveler teaching an obscure, mystical sword art, she joins him in a series of escapades and humorous misadventures to learn his unusual style of magic, help him solve a mystery from his past, and regain her memories.


    Eventual spoilers: RDM & MSQ thru 4.0

    Who will likely enjoy this story the most: Anyone who grooved to "The Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix vol. 1", got most of the references in "Ready Player One", and was disappointed by "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies".

    Who will get the most authentic experience from it: Anyone who hasn't played FFXIV before &/or has a hazy memory when it comes to movies and other popular culture from the past 8 decades. If this is you, just go with it. Hope you're comfortable with recurring déjà vu.

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