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    Booker kicks at his ankle, letting Joe’s boot absorb most of the blow. “Actually, he’s about as far from me as you can get, yeah. If you ever have to write a three-sentence summary of your preferences and limits, it’d look pretty close to this, I’d guess.”

    Joe huffs softly. “I’m just here to drive up prices.”

    -or-

    At a charity auction at his friends' bdsm club, Joe buys a stranger for the weekend. He couldn't have known Nicky's dom coerced him into signing up.

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    A collection of fills for prompts on "The Old Guard Kinkmeme".

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    Nile spends a day on Booker’s cock, because he says so.

    Written for the prompt Nile/Booker + sub Nile & hard dom Booker, cockwarming.

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    The Old Guard use their immortality to help ordinary people — but sometimes, ordinary people are able to give them help as well. Here are seven such stories of mortal men and women helping the team of immortals, one from each immortal’s POV.

    Inspired by a prompt from The Old Guard Kinkmeme on Dreamwidth.

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    Booker refuses to help bring in the rest of his team all at once, because he doesn't want them to find out that he's working with Copley. So he proposes a compromise; he'll set up situations where Kozak can get members of the guard alone, as long as they act quickly and leave him seeming uninvolved. The first one he manages to get alone is Nicky.

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    "As a team, they’d all dealt with some shitty people, but the group she and Booker had infiltrated that night was really something else. It was an old boys' club, exactly the kind of thing you picture when you hear that phrase, and they were all living up to every damn stereotype there was. A bunch of rich old white men chewing on expensive cigars, laughing about their money, groping their eye candy du jour. She’d had to get up, simpering at Booker and stroking her fingers along his arm, just to get away from the conversation he’d gotten involved in: yachts. Fucking yachts."

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    Joe has both loved and loathed fashion over the years, particularly when it comes to his Nicky. This particular discovery, though? Is a pleasant surprise to both Joe and Nicky.

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    There was nothing accidental about the way he pressed himself against her. Or the way her body responded.

    Written for the prompt Booker/Nile + dubcon, Booker intimidates her.

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    How Nicky asks out professional cuddler Joe, followed by unrepentant slice-of-life fluff.

    “So soft.” – all your Discord faves

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    The premise of Married at First Sight is simple: get matched to a complete stranger by a group of relationship experts and meet your future spouse on your wedding day. So far, this 'scientific' experiment has only been limited to the straights, but for the upcoming season of Married at First Sight UK, things are going to be different: it will be a queer-only season.

    Joe applies because of a bet, Nicky applies because his friends bully him into it. Both of them are sure they won't be going any further than the application process, except... they do. But that's fine. They'll just meet at the ceremony, get married, try not to murder each other for the mandatory six weeks, and then they will get divorced and go their own, very separate ways.

    Or will they?

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    “You’ve watched me with my clients” He says when the silence gets heavy again and Nile thinks clients, okay.“I wasn’t watching you with your clients” she defends because his tone was condescending and she hated that she liked the harsh sound of it.

    “I was checking on you, and you so happened to be doing that.” It wasn’t her best argument and it made her feel incredibly childish but she needed to say something. “Did you turn it off?” The undercurrent of ‘I know what you did’ is back and Nile presses her lips tight because she very much did not turn it off. She one hundred percent did the opposite of turning it off.

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    “Is that something that you’re into?” Booker asks some time later when she’s in and out of lucidity.

    “What am I into?” Nile questions, barely grasping on to the conversation to keep from being rude.

    She feels him move then. His arm going from a comforting weight around her middle to dragging knuckles up her belly and sternum until his fingers splayed to rest on her collar.

    He was tense against her, the movement tentative and nervous. It brought her back from the edges of sleep and allowed her mind to clear enough to think about what he’s really asking.

    The edges of his fingertips grazes her neck and she thinks “oh” and remembers the words that slipped out in her throes of passion

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    Joe had sent him a picture of negative test results and ended their conversation with an “I’m looking forward to tonight” and a promise in his voice that lit a fire in Nicky’s veins which led to one very cold shower and two existential crises.

    The first because he’d never been able to get further than uncoordinated and sloppy adolescent blow jobs and holding on to 40 years with such little experience made him feel like he missed his chance, and the second because what if he was so bad at sex that Joe decided this arrangement just wasn’t worth it and never spoke to him again despite the provisions that Nicky could give him.

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    “Academics are usually better gossips than this," Nicky said.

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    “I do not ‘have a go’ at you,” Nicky said, with a frankly offensive degree of dignity for someone who had once called Joe both arrogant and lazy within the space of five minutes; that Joe had used the term ‘self-righteous bastard’ shortly prior was beside the point.

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    Patience? We don’t know her.

    Or Nile is high on dangerous mission adrenaline and Booker helps her to calm down.

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    He likes Heather because she’s as soft as she is cruel, well, physically that is.

    He likes getting his hands on her and feeling the pliancy of her flesh in his palms and exploring the contrasts in her smooth skin to the callouses and scars on his; and he likes that she doesn’t take any shit and has no qualms about slapping him hard enough that his head spins.

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    Two immortals chilling in a hot tub five feet apart because the sexual tension is real.

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    How was your date? Nile wanted to know and Joe sighed.

    Don’t ask! he wrote back.

    Oh, Joe! So bad?

    He came, rolled over and fell asleep! Joe texted back.

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    “Your priority is keeping them off the horses. I’ll drop in from here, and we’ll meet in the middle as best we can. Andromache,” Quỳnh hates that her voice almost quivers. “She’ll pick up a weapon as soon as she’s able.”

    -or-

    Andromache's been taken, and Quỳnh will take on a whole militia if that's what it takes to get her back.

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    1/1
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    14
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    81
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    7
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