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    When Richie goes out of town on tour, Eddie is left alone. Maybe watching a scary movie was not the best idea.

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    liv @livhatelaugh
    beverly marsh: **breaths**
    ben hanscom: i would die for you

    richie tozier @trashmouth
    @livhatelaugh i'm wheezing at the accuracy

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    "Intimacy cannot be labelled, it's just truth between two people." – James (PJ) Ransone

    After the death of his mother and a failed engagement, Eddie moves to New York to start fresh and break free from the shadow of his past. His friends help him on the road to recovery, but as Eddie’s thirtieth birthday approaches, he starts to worry about all the things he missed out on. That’s when Eddie meets Richie Tozier, a wild card who seems to be everything that Eddie isn’t.

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    in which richie writes his own material, and is working himself to the bone to come up with new stuff.

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    NETFLIX STAND-UP
    RICHIE TOZIER: I KILLED A CLOWN
    2017 VM14 1h

    After a traumatic loss and a near-death experience, comedian Richie Tozier is ready to talk humor and horror in his first ever stand-up special.

    PLAY MY LIST

    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-Up Comedy, Irreverent Stand-Up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Offbeat, Irreverent, Witty

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    "Could Richie be more obvious? Hell, could Eddie be more obvious? Could either of them be less annoying?"
    ~ Questions the Losers ask themselves every single day

    -~-~-

    #whenwillreddiehappen
    Beverly, Stan, Mike, Bill, Ben
    Bev - idiots in love
    Stan - what are we going to do about it?
    Stan - because richie is becoming harder to deal with every single day this goes on
    Bill - try being the only one that eddie comes to
    Bill - at least richie talks to bev as well
    Bev - yeah cause i love it when he does
    Ben - we need a plan
    Bev - knowing them it’s going to be about 400 steps
    Mike - the get richie and eddie together plan
    Bev - i have an idea

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    Eddie: [Peels off the next question] Why did Eddie Kaspbrak delete Twitter? Oh, man.
    Richie: [Laughs] He didn’t delete it! He got a temporary ban. Tell them why, Eddie!
    Eddie: Because I was on a work trip to Idaho and I tweeted that I could see your fivehead from my office.
    Richie: And?
    Eddie: And… because I also tweeted that having big dick energy and just being a big dick weren’t the same thing. And then I tagged you in the tweet. And wrote ‘case in point.’
    Richie: And…?
    Eddie: And I got a temporary ban for targeted harassment, dickwad, you know this.

    It's a timeless tale. Emmy-nominated comedian browbeats his much maligned, Twitter famous boyfriend into doing a WIRED: Autocomplete Interview. Questions are answered. 'Your mom' jokes are made. Licking is involved. Y'know. Normal stuff.
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    "If people were rain, I was drizzle, and he was a hurricane."

    Actor Eddie Kaspbrak keeps getting cast in romantic pairings with Comedian-turned-actor Richie Tozier. He doesn't understand why so many casting directors think they have this much chemistry. And then he does.

    Based off of the Kissing in the Rain series from Shipwrecked

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    On paper, Richie's life couldn't get much better. He's in his twenties, he gets to live with his best friend in a big city, and by some miracle, someone is actually paying him to be funny.

    The reality is: he's very lonely, and sort of broke, and he's managed to fall in love with the person he's only supposed to be having casual sex with. It's kind of a mess. And he's going to tell jokes about it.

    Also known as: a modern AU where Richie is a small-time stand-up and Eddie is the barman who doesn't love him back.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak @ekaspbrak
    @richietozier if you ever so much as dream of licking my foot again, fucko, I’ll shove your foot up your asshole until you’re wearing yourself like a shoe.

    Richie Tozier makes an appearance on the popular web series Mean Tweets to promote his comeback Netflix special, but there's something familiar about these mean tweets. Namely the fact that they're all from his boyfriend.
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    “@latimes This new version of Tozier is completely different than the one we've seen before. More approachable, with a backstory till now unknown and finally more human, owning his past mistakes and making amends. People have been saying Richie Tozier is reinventing himself in his 40s. I disagree. He is re-introducing himself, and this Tozier is much more interesting and worth knowing than the previous one. #TrashmouthOutLoudAndProud”

    Or Richie finally gets back on that comedy horse and he has a few things he'd like to get off his chest.

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    You know, when I first told my manager I was gay, he was like, "is this a bit?" Like, I'm so dedicated to my career, I've started a relationship with another man and now he's saved as 'Dream Boy' on my phone just so that I can expand my comedic repertoire. So obviously, I was like, "no, it's not a bit. I have not spent all morning on my knees just so that I get to make a blowjob joke on stage later." And then he hung up on me.

    A transcript of the first taped performance of Richie Tozier's comeback show, in which jokes are made, the queer experience is dissected, and wigs are snatched. Whatever that means.
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    “Let me set the scene. It’s the office Christmas party at his work, and for some reason my husband invites me as his plus one”.

    “So we get there, to this large hall with fancy tables and a bar and a stage - which I was like why - and he’s like to me: 'wait here my hot/beautiful/smart/caring husband, for I have forgotten something in the car'. And I was like, 'uh, okay' because positive reinforcement is my number one kink".

    “Hahaha for my own sake, that was a joke.”

    ***

    Another year of press; another year of Richie and Eddie’s relationship.

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    The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.

    “Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”

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    In hindsight, Richie realized that it all came back to the deadlights.

    If you start when he was thirteen years old, coke-bottle glasses and hate in his bones, yelling at Bill (his best friend, how had he forgotten, his best friend), swinging a baseball bat at a dumb clown, it ends with Beverly trapped in the deadlights, limp in the air.

    Start when he was fourteen, taking a knife to a bridge and carving something that could never happen, could never be true, because it was motherfucking 1984 and God forbid anything that wasn’t white, conservative, and straight.

    Seventeen, smoking weed in the bleachers at school and trying to forget the hate that curdled in his lungs, because he was wrong and he hated it.

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    The crowd cheers because they think Richie’s going to present self-invented stories about an angry hypochondriac smartass.
    And Richie did make him up, of course. Man, children’s fantasy is crazy!

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    Richie begins to remember a bit about Eddie, thinks he's a product of his fantasy and makes him a part of his stand-up comedy tours.

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    When Richie got caught in the Deadlights, he saw Eddie's death.

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    With Richie's new comedy special coming out on Netflix, he visits one of the popular late night talk shows to chat about it. "it" being his extended hiatus from comedy, and all the juicy things he reveals in his new special.

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    Richie and Eddie as the years go by, after 27 have already passed.

    (Not chronological. No plot. All in the same AU.)

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    Richie Tozier wasn’t funny. He just wasn’t. And Eddie respected Bill for maintaining a friendship with the man since high school, even through Richie’s rise to fame, but no matter how much Eddie loved Bill, he could NOT sit there and pretend to appreciate Richie Tozier's Netflix Special.

    “Can you not just sit there and bitch?” Bill asked and Eddie raised his hands in question.

    “I didn't say anything!” Eddie argued. Bill rolled his eyes, shoving popcorn in his mouth.

    “You’re been making dumb faces this whole time. I can practically hear the judgment rolling off of you.” Bill scolded, “There’s some funny stuff in here, if you get over yourself and... well, parse through the bullshit.” Eddie laughed once, loud and unbelieving.

    “Bill, unclench. Eddie’s allowed to not love Richie as much as you do,” Audra said calmly, through a mouthful of Doritos, “I mean, the guy did just make a joke about dick-hole vaping.”

    Seriously. Not. Funny.

    ***

    Set in a universe where you don't see color until you hear your soulmate laugh, Eddie really doesn't think Richie is funny. I wonder how that's going to work out for them.

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