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    A Stranger than Fiction/IT AU! Chapter will be updated quickly I like to finish these quickly so I can get back to reading them!

    Eddie is an IRS agent drowning in ennui and a recurring nightmare about his impending death, Richie is the owner of a record store/comedy club who conscientiously objects to paying all of his taxes, and Eddie gets assigned his file, whatever will happen next? ;)

    Briefest mention of PTSD and hypochondria in a small therapy session.

    But Richie was Richie, and he couldn’t help himself when he said, “...what happened to not being allowed to give or receive gifts, Mr Kaspbrak? Bit of a mixed message here, doncha think?” Eddie looked down at the box of shirts for a moment, and back up again at Richie, his face such a mixture of sorrow and desire Richie felt his gaze like a gut punch and a hand on his heart.

    “I don’t care anymore” said Eddie evenly.

    “Why not?” asked Richie, his heart beginning to hammer.
    Eddie looked at him as though the answer was the most obvious thing in the world.

    “Because, I want you”

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    Maggie Tozier loves her son more than he will ever know and she knows him better than he could ever imagine. She can only hope to guide him through the trials of life, toward a future she can look at and know that she did a good job as a mother.


    A look into the life of Richard Tozier, from infancy to adulthood as witnessed by Margaret Tozier.

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    Richie comes out earlier on his career because I want better things for him

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    Richie’s new act is shaping up to be some things it hasn’t been in quite some time - honest, true, and written by him and him alone. It does still have a lot of dick jokes. That never changes.

    It also happens to be recorded by a certain red headed someone his literal first night taking it to the stage.

    Featuring Richie’s work-in-progress stand up, Bev as the rule breaker with a heart of gold, Ben as her guilt ridden accomplice, and Eddie’s reaction.

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    Richie remembers, but not everything.

    He remembers that Stanley Uris was the best, that they went on Indiana Jones missions in the rain, drank coffee with too much milk and sugar, had sleepovers and talked late at night. He also remembers the bittersweet feeling of loving, wanting to be loved and how complicated things could get when the butterflies flutter at the wrong time, when thinking about the wrong person, of the wrong gender. Richie remembers his friends and the world they created, a separate world that's in Derry, but not quite Derry at all. Spring cleaning the clubhouse, the high school graduation, getting kicked out of class. Teasing, laughing, crying. The frustration of wanting more, of wanting less.

    He's now 44 years old and finally makes the journey back to reunite with everything he left behind - with everyone he left behind. Unfortunately, he does not remember that two of his favorite people won't be able to meet him there. But then again - nobody who dies in Derry ever really dies, right?

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    When Mike calls them 27 years later, he's surprised to find that Richie and Eddie already remember each other.

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    Eddie is just thinking and sometimes it gets a little Dark. Can a stranger change his mind?

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    "I'm not crazy," Richie bitches into the phone.

     

     

    "Look," Pete says, "if you'd rather go to rehab – "

    "The only addiction I have is porn, jackass," Richie says flatly.

    "You rambled about clowns and dead kids, had a serious look of crazy-eyed and sweaty, punched me, ran off, got drunk, got your jaw nearly broken, punched a nursing something, then told everyone you'd go to a cave to die if you could," Pete says levelly. "If you've got a better explanation for that than drunk, high, or crazy, I'd love to hear it."

    Richie would like to think he's ready to get back to the real world right away. Richie is not. Richie is fucked the fuck up.

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    Richie and Eddie as the years go by, after 27 have already passed.

    (Not chronological. No plot. All in the same AU.)

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    Richie Tozier is a famous comedian.
    Eddie Kaspbrak is also a famous comedian.
    They have a long standing public rivalry.

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    A story told in snapshots of mixed social media.

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    Richie and Eddie celebrate the success of Richie’s show.

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    The paparazzi catches Richie and Eddie in compromising positions. And if that’s not bad enough, Eddie happens to be married too.

    Or: Twitter reacts to a reddie affair. Thanks TMZ!

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    This was not how today was supposed to go. A week had gone by since his mother’s funeral, and Eddie was hoping for a day of peace and drinking after working nonstop since. Now he had to be stuck babysitting some low life that was so deep in shit that he was given no choice but to work for the Family or take a dive in the Hudson with cinderblocks tied to his feet. At least he was smart enough to take the former, but Eddie did not feel like dealing with him after all he had heard about ‘The Comedian.’

    ______________________

    A Mafia AU where Eddie is next in line and has to prove himself by teaching a little shit a lesson.

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    EDDIE: [sighs] Okay, we oughta talk about our sponsors now.

    RICHIE: Fuck yeah!

    EDDIE: I’m so sorry to anyone listening. Especially to, uh, Squarespace. I tried my best to stop him but Richie would not take no for an answer.

    (Richie and Eddie Make A Podcast.)

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    Once again, Richie Tozier drunkenly takes a man back to his hotel room and wakes up the next morning full of regret. But this time when he tries to kick him out, Theo just won’t go.

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    It - Happily Ever After AU: Richie Tozier x Eddie Kaspbrek

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    Richie and Eddie get cast in a new horror movie together and sparks fly. To the point where Richie begs for an on-screen kissing scene just so he can kiss Eddie.

    Let’s follow stan twitter’s journey shipping both their fictional counterparts and R+E themselves.

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    Bill has come up with the most hysterical way to be a good friend... or so he thinks. Eddie's not so sure, considering that he's the one who has to deal with the business end of his husband's career. (He's not a hard sell, though.)

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    Richie Tozier: Raw Spaghetti
    2018 16+ 50m
    Starring: Richie Tozier
    Genres: Stand-up Comedy, Comedies
    This movie is: Raunchy

    In which Richie Tozier talks about his boyfriend, Eddie Kaspbrak, for nearly an hour.
    (Can be read as a stand-alone)

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    “Androids are more reliable, is why.” Steve flashes his patented business smile. “A lot fewer memory problems and other human error. His name’s Edward—“

     

     

    “That’s uncomfortable.”

     

    “—And you’re stuck with him now. So be nice,” Steve scolds. He then moves past Richie to leave the apartment, leaving him stranded with the android. Richie really had to change the locks. Or find a new manager.

     

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    Or where Richie's manager gets him an android a few months before the deviancy crisis.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    307

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