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    Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus have hated each other since they were young children. Much to their disappointment, they've ended up at the same college. Even worse, they are in the same major and are in the same group for a project worth 60% of their grade. Will they be able to put their hatred aside for the sake of their grades? Or will something even more unexpected happen when they are forced to work together?

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    1/?
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    everyone is alive. everyone is on twitter. that's it, that's the plot.

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    *ON HIATUS UNTIL JANUARY 2022*

    Every year a necromancer and a non-necromancer are chosen from each of The Emperor’s nine houses to compete in a deadly trial of skills. The Necromancy Games are broadcast across the universe from the First House to remind the planets that they are at the mercy of the Prince Undying.

    Harrowhark has been training for The Games her entire life, and she’ll do whatever it takes to win.

    Gideon Nav never thought she’d go, until fate thrust her directly into a deadly game where all bets are off.

    Only one can win The Games.

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    Chapters:
    8/20
    Comments:
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Fandom wank breaks out in the #canaan-house discord chat.

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    1/1
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    Gideon Nav, werewolf and hottie, is kidnapped by the Blood of Eden vampire coven. Turns out they want a favor. Too bad the smell of her blood makes them all sick.

    Well, not all of them.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
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    "Griddle," she said, fixing her expression into one that clearly shot for disdain but landed in an exhausted kind of exasperation, "it means that if we want to get off this planet before we get roped into tea parties and ballroom dancing at the whim of Coronabeth Tridentarius, you and I have no choice but to uncover the identity of the murderer."

    Privately, Gideon could think of worse things than being roped into tea parties and ballroom dancing by the Crown Princess. Sneaking around a house full of cannibals with Harrowhark Nonagesimus was one of them. In fact, it was pretty close to the top of the list.

     

    The annual seven-day royal ball hosted by Coronabeth Tridentarius takes an awkward turn when a dead body shows up in the library. With Ida on lockdown until the murderer can be found, Harrowhark's plans to stay for a single night before getting the hell out and hopefully never setting foot on the Third House again are thrown into disarray, leaving her no choice but to solve the mystery herself. Enter Gideon Nav, Camilla Hect, Palamedes Sextus, and a social world of animaphiliacs that none of them are even remotely equipped to navigate.

    Or, the Murder Mystery AU you never knew you needed.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Harrow needs a rare book. Fortunately, Ianthe owns it. Unfortunately, what Ianthe wants in return forces Harrow to make a series of ridiculous trades.

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    1/1
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    There is an arm that isn’t supposed to be attached. There is a soul that is supposed to be attached but isn’t. The House appears to be in its usual degree of decay. Ianthe looks over at the other bed, and there she is: Corona, sleeping soundly. If Ianthe focuses really hard, she can hear Babs’ snoring in the room over too.

    An arm that shouldn’t be there. A soul that should.

    A house not demolished. A twin safe and sound.

    For lack of being able to think anything else, Ianthe whispers aloud, “What the fuck is going on?”

    -

    Or, alternatively: Ianthe figures out the true secrets of Lyctorhood while stuck in a time loop at Canaan House.

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    Chapters:
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    An unspeakable act is committed, and it's one disaster after another as Silas is left reeling. Colum struggles to offer comfort.

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    Silas Octakiseron has committed the indelible sin, and ascended to the hallowed halls of the Mithraeum.

    Alone in his grief, with only the Reverend Daughter and the Princess of Ida as company in this strange place, Silas must learn to be a Lyctor even as he begins to feel himself unraveling.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
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    The heirs of the Nine Houses are summoned to Canaan House to attempt to attain Lyctorhood...and to put on a production of Macbeth.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
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    “You know you and I have the shittiest jobs out of anyone here,” Naberius murmurs, and the corner of his mouth flicks up in some semi-hysterical smile that’s gone just as soon as it arrives.

    A chill settles in the pit of Colum’s stomach that he refuses to consider. But his stillness answers for him, and it’s humiliating.

    “Poor us.” Naberius swallows, a nervous little sound. His hand finds its way to the front of Colum’s shirt, just below his stomach, where the heat is. “Oh, comfort me, Eighth,” he breathes out, half-laughing through the drama of it all—yet here he is, melting with real relief when Colum crushes him bodily against the tree with his weight, presses so hard into him he could make him disappear.

    [Colum/Naberius, taking out their frustrations on each other.]

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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    But I'm a Cheerleader! AU. The younger necromancers and cavaliers of the nine houses are sent to True
    Directions, a simple 6 step program run by Necrolord Prime's first house, where "straight is great!"
    Follow along as our favorite disaster LGBTQ young adults try to survive the trials of heterosexuality at Canaan House run
    by the Second Saint to Serve the King Undying, Mercymorn the First. They aren't alone in this fight though as two ex cohort poetry loving bears are known for sneaking necromancers and cavaliers out of True Directions to the local interstellar gay bar and helping them find their true selves.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Dulcinea arrived at Canaan House ready to attain immortality. Cytherea was stuck with Mercymorn, trying to convince her sister Lyctor to help her crush the students at Canaan House. As the two women begin their collision course, there’s no telling who will come out on top: the woman, or the Lyctor.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    "This lab turns out to be just as horrible as all the others. The door stands black and sterile in the nondescript gray hallway, this time with a hard screen of clear plex centered in it that allows a view inside the lab. The plex is painted with a series of fine white lines, and on these lines are letters. The letters spell out: REVELATION. Gideon and Harrow peer through the glass, assessing. Inside, the gray and black theme continues uninterrupted, but for what appears to be an exquisite plinth of rich mahogany wood. And upon this squats the box."

    In which Harrow and Gideon must complete a lab challenge, with a whole other type of key.

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    1/1
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    This being a documentation of the fall of the House of the First at the hands of the traitor Lyctor Cytherea, as recorded by Harrowhark (whilom Nonagesimus) the First, ninth saint to serve the King Undying, who asked that it be incinerated until no trace of her account of the ascent of herself and her cavalier to the side of the Emperor might remain. The document remains wholly intact, because Ianthe (whilom Tridentarius) the First, tasked with feeding these pages to the fires, is a messy bitch who loves drama.

    Or, Gideon the Ninth: Harrow's Diary Edition.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    35
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    No one ever taught Silas about courtship.

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    15
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    A continuation of the Harrow Nova AU from chapter 40 of Harrow the Ninth

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    101/101
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    427
    Bookmarks:
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    Crux is abusing you to anyone who will listen," said a voice from the entryway, with fifteen minutes to go. "He said you made your blade naked to him. He said you offered him sick pornographies."

     

     

     

    NSFW Locked Tomb drabbles; individual summaries and content warnings in chapter notes.
    Ch 1: Harrow/Ianthe
    Ch 2: Palamades/Camilla/Dulcinea
    Ch 3: Palamedes/Camilla
    Ch 4: Naberius/Colum
    Ch 5: Camilla/Corona
    Ch 6: Palamedes/Camilla & Camilla/Corona/Gideon
    Ch 7: Gideon/Harrow

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    Some idiots get drunk. Dancing, a drinking game, a scientific experiment and possibly, a kiss.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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