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    Meteor destroyed. Aliens vanquished. Hatchetfield quarantined. Instead of one survivor, Emma is no longer alone. The story of an alternative ending to the hit musical, 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' by Team StarKid. Find out what happens when alien characters convert back to their human souls. How can murderous, falsetto aliens fit back into mundane society? Find out as we take a look into each characters journey from singing to living... For better or for worse.

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    it’s been a year since the apocalypse touched down and everything should be fine…it would be, had it not been for a denim clad janitor strolling around the supposed-to-be-dead precinct. It’s up to a group of professionals to eradicate this man once and for all and to stop what’s named The Hornet Scheme

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    Teddy Hidgens wants to believe the apotheosis is not inevitable, anyway. And perhaps chance is on their side in the end. Maybe good can come from bad after all?

    tgwdlm au, from the POV of my self insert, Teddy Hidgens (becomes more canon divergent as the story progresses)

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    Three years into their relationship, john thinks he’s finally got the side of himself he doesn’t want xander seeing under control. He couldn’t be more wrong if he tried.

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    “Well well well, what do we have here?” Linda mused. She studied him carefully. She held his face to prevent him from moving. “Hmmmmm. He’s not what I expected, but if it is the will of Wiggly then so be it.”

    [ or: au where paul is chosen as wiggly’s vessel, and a different sort of apotheosis is upon hatchetfield. ]

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    Hatchetfield, 1946

    After the Second World War has come to an end, the citizens of Hatchetfield move on in life, blissful in the presence of music and life and laughter.
    But when a major executive of a manufacturing company is found dead on the beach, murder most foul becomes the towns biggest story.
    Enter Paul Matthews, a mild-mannered reporter for the Hatchetfield Gazette who gets stuck with the story.
    In the wake of red-herrings, riots, and a trail of deaths that seems to lead to one killer, can Paul, with the help of the spunky barmaid, Emma, stop the killing?

    Basically, I got impatient and wrote a Noir Paulkins AU in the middle of writing Until it Sleeps, in spite of having a bunch of other WIP’s I need to finish

    Really hope you guys enjoy!!!

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    A new year is starting at Truham Boys and to Xander’s luck, he is placed right beside “Rugby Lad,” John McNamara, the straightest boy the world has ever seen. But, as the two become closer and John does some deep soul searching, what eventually unfolds between them?

    Or: The Hatchetfield x Heartstopper AU the world never asked for but clearly what the world needs

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    Welcome back, my dearest ones, to the realm you least expected. We've played the game before. You encounter The Savant, several people die until two or three remain. You think you defeat the evil but you never do. So, I welcome you to Purgatory. Here, there can be no evil. We exist as one. So what do you want to do? Take the risk of killing me like you have done before, or let me win?

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    An adventure goes wrong.

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    When Wilbur Cross fell into the portal 13 years ago, he came back completely normal, he would have anyone believe. He returned with one order only: to abandon the tiny island of Hatchetfield completely.

    For the past decade PEIP has believed it to be nothing more than an empty, apocalypse-ridden wasteland, unfortunately for the island, the first part isn't true.

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    In the tiny town of Hatchetfield, volume is key. You want your voice heard? You have to make an impact. And one force, one that has been lying dormant for years, waiting for his turn, is ready to make one the town will never forget.

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    16 citizens find themselves in a strange building, then are told they're in a killing game. Who will survive the game, and who will succumb to the dark themes?
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    CW GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE AND DEATH IN FUTURE CHAPTERS. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO CONTENT LIKE THIS, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!

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    it's summer and xander gets a week off. that evening, under the summer sun, he reflects on all the things that have happened since black friday, including the potential downfall of his husband and what that means for them moving forward

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    there was once a time when the precinct didn’t know John and Xander were married. There was once a time when the precinct didn’t realise they were even in a relationship. There were times, though, where those boundaries were pushed to the limit.

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    An ordinary July 28th 2018, one of the hottest days on the planet. Someone died in the morning and wandered down main street in the evening. John McNamara saw madness in the eyes of the undead, now he has to be the one to cure them. He has to be the one to stop a potential pandemic. That's easier said than done, considering everything else.

    Or a zombie apocalypse is sweeping throughout Hatchetfield and it's spreading quicker than anyone can anticipate.

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    It’s been 3 years since the fateful day that was November 23rd 2018. Unknown to many, though, John hadn’t died. Not in the way that they thought he did. Now, as Xander prepares for work, he has to take care of the man he loves most at the same time and it isn’t an easy job.

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    Three months have passed since the world ended.
    The few survivors remain in the safe tunnels of the underground PEIP base, not knowing whether or not they'll live to see the next day. Though grief is prominent and the iron fist of PEIPs leaders is uncompromising, the tests of this new world may return those who were thought to be dead to their loved ones.
    And in the darkness, hope could be found.

    Part Two of ’On the Outside Looking In’

    READ PART ONE (OTOLI) FIRST!!!!

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    62/?
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    Xander managed to cross the bridge from Clivesdale to Hatchetfield just as a ruckus erupted in Hatchetfield. Now, he’s trapped in his house with his family while the man he loves is trapped with his egotistical husband. It’s been days. Xander’s tired. He needs to get to John and he needs to get to John now.

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    Paul doesn't start singing, and they make it to Colorado.

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    755
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    1/1
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    8
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    1
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