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    According to an old law:

    ‘An Alpha is entirely responsible for an Omega once the Omega is lawfully owned by said Alpha.’

    ‘An Omega can be owned by being bought at either an auction, or when collared (the act of placing a collar around the Omega’s neck which cannot be removed by the Omega)’

    The new law states:

    ‘Omega’s from now on are free and cannot be owned.’

    'The selling, auctioning, and collaring of Omega’s is forbidden. This applies to all Omega’s. Including those that have been sold or collared before this law came into action.’

    Since it is now illegal to collar Omega’s, a lot of ‘Omega liberation fronts’ have sprung into action to free those who were collared in the past.

     

    And it is on this day,

    that Seokjin and Namjoon free one of the last remaining collard Omegas, to give them a safe home and a bright future.

    But to get to that story we need to know how it all started.

     

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,912
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1122
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    Namjoon lived with his grandmother and worked in her flower shop, finding great joy in explaining the meanings of each flower to their customers and helping them find the best choice for any occasion. His life was normal. Until one day when he woke up in immense pain, feeling like his body was on fire and for some reason having the urge to force a partner into submission. Now he's been sent off to live in the village his grandmother grew up in and he's caught up in a world of traditions and rituals. And to make things even more complicated, there's one person that just won't leave his mind, even though everyone's warned him against pursuing any kind of relationship with them.

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    English
    Words:
    18,398
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    253
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    3111
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    Before his brain could stop him he blurted out his one singular thought. “Thighs..”

    _____

    Or that one time Jungkook fell for an older clumsy dimpled boy and realized he wanted his first love to be his only love

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225,358
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    344
    Kudos:
    732
    Bookmarks:
    148
    Hits:
    15641
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    High School AU. Yoongi’s an acerbic, chain-smoking, chubby, caffeine addicted English teacher and Namjoon is his adorkable science teacher colleague. Throw in some frustratingly hot sports teachers, an evil school director and you’ve got a whole lot of tropes and sexual tension. Welcome to Bangtan High! Buckle up buttercups we’ve got angst, locker room sex, mutual pining, fluff, filth and a whole lot of gay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,881
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1895
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    "You must be wondering why I gathered you all here," Taehyung announces when he sees the four figures waiting in the hallway.

    "Oh, for fuck’s sake, Tae, we don't have time for this!" they hear a voice coming from somewhere behind the boy.

    "Sh, don't curse in front of the child," Namjoon warns.

    "But I’ve waited my whole life to say this!" He whines and they could hear a soft laugh and a humph coming from the disembodied voices besides Tae.

    "It's fucking cold, brat, just let us in already," Yoongi finally says and with that Taehyung gives up and opens the door so they can finally enter the apartment.

     

    [or: Bangtan tries to save Christmas in the most cliche and chaotic way]

    Language:
    English
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    4,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    669
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    Non-idol AU. Namjoon rooms with his best friends Yoongi and Hoseok who make the most adorable couple. Feeling lonely, Joon realises it's high time he sort his life out so he can maybe find a boyfriend himself...but, who's going to date a shy nerd who can't drive or cook and is unhealthily obsessed with Rimbaud? Cue a clueless Namjoon who has no idea that everyone is hopelessly in love with him. Slow burn. Eventual OT7.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,601
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1054
    Kudos:
    2063
    Bookmarks:
    364
    Hits:
    32905
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    Even though Prince jimin is loved by his people, he still feels lonely. Thats until, at a pretty night, a flying boy comes to steal something from him and he's suddenly not lonely and bored anymore.

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    English
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    1,344
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    59
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    joonie (17:38)
    i’ve connected the dots

    kiwitzu (17:38)
    you didn’t connect shit

    joonie (17:39)
    i’ve connected them

    nabongs (17:39)
    i’m telling you jungkook didn’t steal your cheetos it was jimin

    parkchim (17:41)
    wow i didn’t know i was surrounded by SNAKES

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,841
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    338
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    Imani provenía de una familia cuyo lugar en el mundo era observado como la minoría aunque nadie logró entenderla porque pensaban que solo era una sensible que no aguantaba la manera en la que trabajaba el mundo. Siempre se preguntó por qué existiría gente que la miraría de una manera extraña o se tomaran el tiempo de su día para compararla con un animal del color de su piel.

    Era difícil hacer que entendieran pero su aventura solo empezaba cuando fue contratada por una empresa coreana. BigHit Entertainment. No se limitaba a ver lugares nuevos y probar cosas nuevas.

    Pero si se limitaba en abrirse a muchos, con el miedo del rechazo que la ha perseguido por años por su color de piel canela.

    Hasta que conoció lo más prohibido que tenía, Namjoon. Lograba hablar con él a través de miradas, sus trabajos y puestos los separaban pero lo que no sabían es que la diferencia de rasgos y culturas entre los dos seria uno de sus mayores desafíos.

    Y sí que querían romper estereotipos.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    40,996
    Chapters:
    10/25
    Hits:
    31
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    You had always hoped that Namjoon would ask you out, had always wanted to be with him, you just had never thought that he would ask you out in the way that he did.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    230
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    Namjoon and Seokjin go to the museum and find a very interesting painting

    that's really short sorry ;-;

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    224
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    Namjoon and Seokjin met in a mental institution where Namjoon was sent for hearing voices and Seokjin for seeing things.
    After Seokjin has a vision of seven people that need to find each other they manage to break out and begin searching for the other five.
    Fast forward a couple of months later when they find the last of the seven: a blind boy who seems to know a lot more than anyone else.
    Seokjin tries to find out what happened to the boy while trying to figure out why all of them needed to meet in the first place.
    But along the way he discovers that everyone is keeping secrets from each other and his task becomes a lot more difficult when he realizes one of them will betray him.
    Is the situation as hopeless as it seems? Or will he be able to solve the mysteries surrounding the seven of them?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,940
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    880
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    Winning a vacation to Hawaii, Jin just wants to unwind and relax to get away from his stressful life. That happens, thankfully, with the help of a certain tall, silver haired man.

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    English
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    6,769
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    523
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    College is a lot of things for everybody, some will find friends, others their mates, but for 23 year old Namjoon, he ends up with a baby. Namjoon is in his last year of college, solely dedicated on his dream job, being a biochemist. Along comes Kim Seokjin, son of a CEO of one of the most successful hospitals. He brings nothing but trouble in Namjoon's life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,098
    Chapters:
    13/15
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    8503
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    Namjoon doesn't realize what he's done wrong until it's already over.

    Or: Jimin asks his boyfriend to buy them more lube (you can't mess that up, right?) and Namjoon obviously gets the wrong kind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,251
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    840
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    The story of how Namjoon and Jin met.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    “How could you let this happen, Jimin?” whisper screamed Taehyung
    “I was in the bathroom!”
    “What were you doing in the bathroom, getting blown?!”
    “No! I had to pee!”
    “Vampires don’t pee!”
    “Well, I do!”
    “This conversation is not taking us anywhere, quite literally” – said Namjoon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,953
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    711
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    Former idol fights life and tries her best to help seven chaotic messes through the ups and downs of their careers, but it’s all okay because she knows that, at the end of the day, she will always have her boys home with her.

    Or, alternately, the story of how [name] [surname] landed herself a gig basically babysitting a group of upcoming idols, nurtures and supports them as they grow and maybe learns a few moral lessons along the way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,651
    Chapters:
    8/60
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2698
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    Kim Namjoon decides to learn to drive... much to the dismay of novice driving instructor, Jung Hoseok.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1804
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    Yoongi takes his accident prone best friend in to the ER and comes out with a date.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    565
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    333

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