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    Alternia is destroyed by Sgrub. The Empress is slain by her heiress, the Survivor. Alone on a meteor drifting through space, the lonely fuchsiablood experiments with Ectobiology and concocts an incredible plan to undo what Sgrub caused.

    But timelines don't like being messed with. Actions have consequences. The Survivor realizes this just a bit too late...

    AU universe of Alternia, full of fantrolls and junk

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    166,778
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    14
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    17
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    4
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    783
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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

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    Français
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    5/?
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    3
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    1
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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

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    English
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    47,350
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    108
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    12
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    1303
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    Just a little wip drabble, I probably won't finish. Droog/Slick if you squint

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    373
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Clover, Fin and Quarters wander into a deranged and off colored Leprechaun, will they be shot or worse.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    CD is usually fairly comfortable with how he represents himself.

    Sometimes though that isn't enough to stop that dreadful feeling of dysphoria...

    He's lucky to have Clover though, who loves him for who he is.

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    320
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    Hearts Boxcars and Clubs Deuce love each other dearly and are doing a little light domming to spice things up.

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    Clubs Deuce stared at the table in his house with the sort of tired-eyed stare of someone who was so bored with themselves they didn't even know how to go about the process of creating ideas for what to do to get un-bored. He blinked several times, listening to the quiet hum of a baseball game on the radio, listlessly considering the many things he could do to get himself un-bored and then discarding each one, one by one, until there were no ideas left. He sat still on a stool with placid disappointment, sighing quietly to himself as a little parakeet bird fluttered out from one of the other rooms and onto his hatless head. He mentioned something about the two of them being really in it now, and the parakeet responded by squawking quietly.

    198/365

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    684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    An aftermath. It isn’t your fault, nothing could have been done. It’s your fault, you fucked up big time.

    Droog doesn’t handle loss well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    55
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    Spades Slick is… an interesting character.
    Perhaps interesting isn’t the right word.
    Peculiar, maybe. Fascinating. If one is stupid enough to act out of line, one might even describe Slick as terrifying.
    Which, they should.
    One doesn’t end up the leader of Midnight City’s most notorious mobster crew if they’re not worth a damn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,324
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    183
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    It was a cold day in the wintertime, which usually meant that the zoo was emptier than usual, which was great for Deuce and Boxcars. No snotty kids to go around that Boxcars would accidentally kick over the walls surrounding each exhibit and habitat - not a frequent occurrence, but it happened at least twice, which was why there were two security guards following them around that they had to pretend not to notice - and Deuce got to watch animals playing in the carpet of fresh snow fallen on the ground. It was a win-win for everyone involved! Except those poor kids.

    162/365

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    They sat together at the plasticine table of the local Five Guys that Deuce visited so much they knew him by name. Not that Deuce didn't want to bother driving back to his place, but it definitely was a bit of a mess, as it always was, and he just knew in his heart of hearts that Droog would be a: disappointed in him (bad) and b: spend at least an hour cleaning up for him (worse). Neither of those were good things. Droog knew for a fact in his heart of hearts that the reason Deuce wanted to hang out at a Five Guys and not his house was because it was an absolute mess of piles, with clothes everywhere, tchotchkes splayed about on random surfaces, the whole nine yards. He knew, for a fact, that this was just how Deuce organized himself, but, still, a guy had to make sure his pal had the place presentable for any would-be lads or ladies! One of these days, he was sure Deuce would just click into place and figure out how to keep his place clean and not in piles. Or maybe he'd just get him some laundry bins. That'd work too.

    160/365

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    Well, "watch" is sort of not the right word for it...

    157/365

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    668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    47
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    There's a ball of grease somewhere in your soul - if you look closely, you may be able to see it, or smell it, or otherwise detect it inside of you. A little sphere of grease, telling you, "Feed me, feed me, I crave food fried in butter, fried in oil, fried in whatever sort of fat you'll allow me to imbibe". For some people, this little devilish spirit is particularly ignorable, and for others, it is an immense driver of behavior, a swollen, sizable thing that rewards dopamine for sugar and salt. Clubs Deuce was, as a person, part of the latter category, and he felt like his life was all the sweeter as a result of it. There was something beautifully human, after all, about the art (and yes, it is an art) of indulging oneself.

    139/365

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,909
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1595
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,001
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and crows talk to you like an adult with a fucked up childhood talks to their therapist about their daddy issues.

    Well, you're the one with the issues, so it's more like the reverse. You're sat squarely on a chaise lounge, with one arm over your head like a swooning Victorian woman when she comes into contact with her fiancé's ankle, telling your feathered doc all about your repressed homosexuality.

    Anyway.

    The whole crow thing ends up being a marked improvement to your life.

    (or, 5 times birds gave dave weirdly good advice and 1 time he didn’t need them)

    Language:
    English
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    12,006
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    tw // rape

    Boxcars is out of town, and Droog asks Deuce and Slick if they'd like to spend the night.

    Language:
    English
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    299
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    161
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    "Droog and Boxcars are the only ones in the Crew who actually care about what they're wearing

    Slick would wear an off the rack suit if Droog wasn't in control of his wardrobe

    Clubs doesn't think about how or why his suits are replaced

    Or why his Hawaiian shirts always disappear

    anyway for all Clubs knows, Hawaiian shirts have an expiry date and that's why he has to keep buying new ones"

    - me, on Discord

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,561
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    111
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    The Midnight Crew have a chill morning

    Language:
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    1/1
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    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    163

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