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    Percy and Annabeth get called to Camp, but have no babysitter for their daughter. So they decide to leave their baby with Annabeth's older brother, Tony.
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    “Tony,” Steve spoke for the first time since they had entered, “Do you want to introduce us?”

    “Oh sure. Guys this is Zoe. She’s my-,” He paused at this part, unsure as to how to say that Zoe’s mom was his half-sister because their mother was an immortal goddess. Eventually, he decided on, “Close friends’ daughter.”
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    No Endgame Spoilers

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    Phil Coulson's had a lot on his hands since losing his wife two years ago. He's juggling his job as head chef of their restaurant Audrey's with being a single parent to their daughter Skye, and to make matters worse his finances are starting to take a hit when his competition Hydra suddenly begins putting out dishes that look suspiciously familiar. When a televised cooking competition offers him the chance to win enough money to save his business he can't refuse, even though he has some pretty crippling anxiety. How he's going to survive this he has no idea.

    Enter one Clint Barton; a gorgeous former Marine with some issues of his own - the worst of which seems to be a penchant for truly horrible food puns. Phil thinks he's doing him a favor when he hires him on as a busboy, but it soon becomes clear that Phil's the one getting the better end of the deal.

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    752
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    With all the other adults at the Avengers Compound gone for the day, it's up to Clint Barton to hold down the fort and take care of all the kids. So, with his hands full, Clint gets some help from our friendly neighbourhood Spiderkid. What can go wrong?!

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    6
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    Clint goes all out for a date with Coulson… the world goes out of its way to make that not possible

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    1/1
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    153
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    5
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    1720
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    A collection of MCU ficlets, each chapter is about a different pairing/character(s).

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    17/17
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    1
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    14
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    143
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    6
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    克林特:你好我是大厨
    托尼:你好我是总裁
    布鲁斯:你好我……呃是土豆博士

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    中文
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    21/21
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    2
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    32
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    7
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    Anon asked for:

    Phil's new hot neighbour needs a lot of help. Not that Phil minds spending time with the guy, but how destructive and helpless can a grown man be? Until it turns out he's not that helpless at all and might have sabotaged his own apartment on purpose…

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    English
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    1,982
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    1/1
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    21
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    248
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1806
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    Tony has an idea, and for once it doesn't mean blowing things up in his workshop.

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    6
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    51
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    2
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    2433
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    "Pepper, the kid is shy when you first meet, but once you get you know him he is a crazy ball of unstoppable energy," Tony said to pepper once and she could not help but wonder if he was right.

    How Pepper and others have come to know Bruce both big and little.

    If you have any suggestions on who should know, or who does know, send me an e-mail me at jando6542@gmail.com.

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    3,645
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
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    12
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    “'Clint, you didn’t have to do all of this,' Bruce insisted between chortles. He’d been so surprised by the spectacle, he had yet to truly move into the kitchen, frozen where it and the large living room merged together.

    'Yeah, maybe, but I wanted everything to be perfect, and, oh fuck!' The pot began to boil over, halting Clint’s train of thought. He lifted the pot onto a cool burner, and then immediately turned down the heat. 'Aw, noodles, no…'”

    Clint's usually not this bad at cooking, he swears! He's usually great at stoves...

    Written for a prompt from rpepperpotshipssciencebros

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    55
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    6
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    552
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    Phil has a bad day at work and when he gets home, he finds his husband has made dinner and it's the perfect cure for his bad day.

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    1/1
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    2
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    59
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    "Dude, just admit that you're hot for him."

    In which: Clint knows that Sam has a crush, cookies make an appearance, and it's difficult not to be curious when other people are curious as well.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    2
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    121
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    6
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    1887
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    Following the events trending as #shieldfiledump and #hydragate, Steve goes hunting for the Winter Soldier, goes looking for his best friend. What he finds is a very broken man. Meanwhile, other agents of SHIELD are picking up their own pieces. Since it's one of the few secure places left, everyone heads to Stark Tower. Coulson's rather sudden reappearance to the team after three years of alleged death doesn't go entirely smoothly; especially where his former relationship with Clint and the resumption thereof are concerned. Ultimately luckily for everyone, Natasha has no patience for anyone's BS once she gets back from her post-#hydragate disappearance.
    (Canon compliant through Winter Soldier, semi-AoS compliant)

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    English
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    174,341
    Chapters:
    55/75
    Comments:
    727
    Kudos:
    539
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    22980
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    After being forced to get a new mattress (due to a prank going wrong) Clint can't sleep. Try as he might but he just can't find anything to do that late at night, but that's when the inspiration to bake an unreasonably large cake sets in. Also, the team may or may not tease you constantly about your cooking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    125
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1578
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    Steve gets Peggy's letters after her death, and he finds something interesting in them related to one if his teammates. Turns out their Hawk is super powered after all.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    89
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    10
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    3141
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    Winterhawk, the morning after.

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    33
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    2
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    Clintasha smut in the kitchen.

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    264
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    1/1
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    7
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    774
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    104
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    67
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    1/1
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    3
    Hits:
    68
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    Clint teaches.

    Language:
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    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    324

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