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    It was ten degrees fahrenheit and Clint was 98.3% positive that him freezing his ass off in a tree was entirely unnecessary. Hell, winter assassinations were entirely unnecessary. But, apparently, Coulson wasn’t in the mood to hear it. Stupid S.H.I.E.L.D. supervisors and their unhealthy love for elaborate, painful, tedious strategies.

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    "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
    -F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

    It’s tiring. He’s tired. He shuts his eyes and tries to ignore the outline of Phil that is burned behind his eyelids.

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    After Thor and Odin learned how much Loki's repressed Jotun sexuality had been affecting his mental state, they devised a plan to bring him home and treat him, but without the Tesseract, Thor pressed the Avengers into helping. After sex, SEX and more sex, Loki started feeling slightly less out of his mind and wound up helping the Avengers save the world.

    Now Thor and Loki are returning home, with three SHIELD agents in tow, and there are still a lot of problems to solve.

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    Clint hears from the pitch that it’s a question, and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what it is. It’s the question he's been asked every single day for the past eight days. Do you understand me? He looks away, shakes his head curtly. No. He still can’t understand a word Steve says. The same way he can’t understand Natasha. Or Tony. Or JARVIS. Or Fury. Or anyone.

    [OR Clint gets hit by an aphasia weapon. He's not impressed. Mostly he's just terrified.]

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    Annie watches the destruction of Manhattan on her cellphone. BBC livestreams it—well, everyone livestreams it, but fuck politicized American media—and she sits in her locked down classroom and ignores her teacher and stares at the video of the invasion of New York City.

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    Phil Coulson is in the hospital on Christmas day, and Clint doesn't want him to wake up alone.

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    In which Natasha is a cat, Clint is pining, and Phil really needs to get a better lock.

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    Captain America is found, Loki comes to Earth, Phil Coulson dies. These are just a few of the things Clint's been dealing with lately. Oh, and he's also beating himself up for having an affair. But everything is "okay."

    Or, that's just one of the things he's been telling himself to get by.

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    Phil's got a reputation in Shield as a miracle worker, coming back from the dead only cemented it.

    Is this a job too far though? Reassembling the Avengers might be a job on a level with fixing up Humpty Dumpty.

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    In a moment of detached clarity, Clint realizes that this might be it. He might die here, in this cell, at the hands of people who are not holding a grudge or trying to extract information from him. He might die because they are bored.

    [This story started out as a one-chapter story, just an excuse to heap some hurt on my favorite Avenger. Then I decided to write it as a three part thing, with the rescue and some aftermath. I'm now at chapter 5, hoping that chapter 7 will be the last part...]

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    "I asked for you as soon as I woke up."

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    Natasha's arrow necklace holds a lot of secrets. The Avengers don't know them all.

    Three times someone assumed that Natasha Romanov was single, and one time that they learned differently.

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    Bruce Banner Hulked out in Mauritania and met Agent Phil Coulson for the first time. The Agent was so very different from other government agents he had met.

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    Lately Phil hasn't been around. The world is changing around them--aliens, Iron Men, reanimated super soldiers--nothing is as it was, and there are new horrors that accompany the new miracles. Phil has been dealing with these things and they've been on their own, had to work with other handlers, had to take care of one another. He hopes they've been doing a good job of it, is afraid of what will happen to them if he isn't watching.

    But Phil isn't the only one who worries.

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    Phil Coulson never lies to his team, they ask a question, get an answer and then get proof.

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    The sequel to Because I Could Not Stop for Death. As the team settles into the newly minted Avengers mansion, there’s a new danger rising that threatens to tear the team apart from the inside. Now more than ever, they’ll need to show that they’re more than just a team, they’re a family.

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    Steve, Natasha, and Clint are affected by a poison on a mission. But while Steve passes his illness in the comfort of Avengers Tower, Clint and Natasha have secluded themselves in their private apartment, where the others cannot find them.

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    The one where Clint and Natasha time-share a kitty, Phil retroactively redeems their birthdays, and people almost die horribly. Again.

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    Sometimes what it needs is a time off and some laughter to recover.

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    Steve and Bucky might be Tony's caregivers, but that doesn't mean Tony is ready to give up his adult life. But sometimes, when babies get sick, their daddies have to make decisions for them. No matter how much Tony whines, when he comes down with the flu, the whole team is going on a vacation so that Tony can rest and get better.

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    Tony sleeps in their bed at night. But he never stays for breakfast. This makes Clint, Phil, and Natasha feel like they don't matter to him. So why is Tony so wary about staying with them for their morning routine?

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