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    Bryce needs advice; Randal is happy to give it.

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    Randal's got questions, Dante's (reluctantly) got answers.

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    Randal helps Dante get over the awful day that was yesterday.

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    Randal watches a lot of porn. It gives him ideas. Stupid ideas.

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    It's finally time for Randal to CUM out of the closet.

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    "Dante Hicks, are you trying to get me to fuck you by telling me about your childhood hobbies?"

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    CAITLIN
    You're very protective of him,
    Randal. You always have been.

    RANDAL
    Territoriality. He was mine first.

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    Idk man.... they are vibing also the bus broke down

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    jay didn't believe in love. i mean, who does? but then he grows up and falls in love with his best friend.

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    all jay wants to do is commit crimes with brodie because silent bob isn't here. dante ruins it for him.

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    Yoongi wasn’t even supposed to be here today

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    Everyone notices that Dante takes too much Tylenol.

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    Despite everything that happened the night of Julie Dwyer's funeral, aka The Worst Day of Dante Hicks' Life, everything is still the same. Dante still finds himself miserable at the Quick Stop, dealing with Randal's 'philosophical' questions about porn and Star Wars, and "every backward ass fuck on the planet." The only thing making it worse is that he doesn't have Veronica's shoulder to cry on anymore. Though, will the new Canuck with a tendency to overshare (mostly about Jeff Goldblum) that moved in shake things up?

    No, not really. But, a new friend to distract him from the shittiness of his life is always appreciated.

    aka Clerk meets Clerk. Mundane shenanigans ensue.

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    "You ever think about having kids?"
    "Sometimes."
    "With me?"
    "Randal, you ARE a kid."
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    Randal Graves should not be responsible for his own life, let alone someone else's. But he was bound to find himself in this situation someday—it just happened a lot sooner than he thought it would.

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    See, Randal liked to put thoughts in little boxes so they were tidy. He never opened the boxes, never looked inside. He'd let the thoughts rot if they could.

    Being gay was something he'd put in a box when he was pretty young. The idea of being in love with anyone was in a box. Being in love with Dante? Two boxes, at least. He never opened them, they never saw each other.

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    randal takes a short break from being a sardonic slacker and happily does his friend a favor, not that dante'd remember much of it the next morning

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    Randal Graves doesn't know if this huge turn in his life is for better or for worse.

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    Randal Graves? In love? Impossible. (VERY SHORT) (drabble? idk how to really catagorize it)

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    Dante sometimes thinks about what would have happened if Caitlin had never gone into that bathroom. (SHORT/ONE-SHOT) (I'm adding Becky and Caitlin to the characters but they are only mentioned)

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    Dante's drunk out of his mind, and Randal is there to listen to it all, among other things. (Originally posted on 2/24/08 and 12/30/09.)

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