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Broken bones while on the job? It was only a matter of time.
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Swim. Randal accompanies his son on his first trip to the pool.
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- Part 4 of 100 Drabbles: Episode I
- Part 3 of Rose and Randal
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 12
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He was supposed to open the video store, but he wanted to see how Dante was faring this morning first, see if he'd had any interesting customers this morning. There was a high chance he hadn't, but it never hurt to check. Before he opened the door, he was hit with an ominous sense, before he opened it as he usually did in the mornings.
Randall is stuck in the worst situation: forced to relive one day over and over that always ends in the death of his best friend.
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no time for love, doctor jones by bodaciousdudette
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Askewniverse
08 May 2022
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“You’re seriously telling me you’ve never made someone cum loudly enough to get a noise complaint?”
What was it about Randal that could always talk him into these things?
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When There is a Flame, Someone's Bound to Get Burned by lunabelieves
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Clerks II (2006), View Askew Universe, Mallrats (1995), Dogma (1999), Chasing Amy (1995)
06 May 2022
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Unlike some people, the colors show up in bits and pieces for him, rather than the whole spectrum hitting at once like he had been told happened to most people or the people in the fairy tales.
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Randal Graves could probably write a whole essay about how being in love with Dante Hicks absolutely sucked.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,841
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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- 54
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"Randal, I’ve had enough headaches for one day and the idea that the two dealers that have been hanging around outside this place probably since it opened are now apparently down for group sex with me is just not the last straw I need."
"Group sex with both of us, I think you'll find."
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Jay and Silent Bob finally settle down from their shitty day.
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Jay and Silent Bob spy some flowers while out on a walk.
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Five Sentence Friday Smut - 11/5/2021 by late_night_writer
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Askewniverse
05 Nov 2021
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Randal/Rose (OC), pregnant sex.
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- Part 5 of Five Sentence Friday Smut
- Part 2 of Rose and Randal
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bro what if we held hands in front of the quick stop by animaAdministrator for SegaBarrett
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994)
22 Jul 2021
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Haha, just kidding. Unless...
(A drawn fanart piece.)
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Turkey Day '19 by TFSyndicate
Fandoms: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Clerks. (1994), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Rick and Morty, Gorillaz
24 Jun 2021
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We gather together to watch cheesy movies/With TFSyndicate and all of our friends/At Mystery Science (gasp) Theater 3000/Cause we're the biggest fans and we love Turkey Day!
Crossover fanfiction spanning multiple fandoms. 13 days, 13 chapters, 13 turkeys! One chapter per day in November, counting down to Thanksgiving Day on November 28th.
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- English
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- 9,357
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Hits:
- 52
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Jay and Silent Bob and the Thievius Raccoonus by TFSyndicate
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Sly Cooper (Video Games)
24 Jun 2021
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SAVED FROM THE ARCHIVES! An abandoned Sly Cooper/Clerks crossover fanfiction, circa July 2014. IN DESPERATE NEED OF ADOPTION! Snoogans.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 328
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 27
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Bryce needs advice; Randal is happy to give it.
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robot chicken vs celebrity bear by Lake (beyond_belief) for SegaBarrett
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Clerks II (2006)
01 Jun 2021
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Is figuring out you might want to bang your best friend really considered a mid-life crisis when you already live together, work together, and practically raise a kid together? Dante's not sure, and Jay and Silent Bob definitely aren't any help.
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Randal's got questions, Dante's (reluctantly) got answers.
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Randal helps Dante get over the awful day that was yesterday.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,327
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 241
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Randal watches a lot of porn. It gives him ideas. Stupid ideas.
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Naked and Far From Home by bluujeanbby
Fandoms: Askewniverse, Clerks. (1994), Clerks II (2006)
17 Feb 2021
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It's finally time for Randal to CUM out of the closet.
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hit it anyway despite the impracticality by orphan_account
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Askewniverse
20 Jan 2021
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"Dante Hicks, are you trying to get me to fuck you by telling me about your childhood hobbies?"