16 Works in Clerks. (1994)
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See, Randal liked to put thoughts in little boxes so they were tidy. He never opened the boxes, never looked inside. He'd let the thoughts rot if they could.
Being gay was something he'd put in a box when he was pretty young. The idea of being in love with anyone was in a box. Being in love with Dante? Two boxes, at least. He never opened them, they never saw each other.
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- 1/1
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randal takes a short break from being a sardonic slacker and happily does his friend a favor, not that dante'd remember much of it the next morning
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Despite everything that happened the night of Julie Dwyer's funeral, aka The Worst Day of Dante Hicks' Life, everything is still the same. Dante still finds himself miserable at the Quick Stop, dealing with Randal's 'philosophical' questions about porn and Star Wars, and "every backward ass fuck on the planet." The only thing making it worse is that he doesn't have Veronica's shoulder to cry on anymore. Though, will the new Canuck with a tendency to overshare (mostly about Jeff Goldblum) that moved in shake things up?
No, not really. But, a new friend to distract him from the shittiness of his life is always appreciated.
aka Clerk meets Clerk. Mundane shenanigans ensue.
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Jay loved going to the mall, for the food court and the comic book store, but most importantly, for the pet shop.
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- 1/1
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Randal Graves doesn't know if this huge turn in his life is for better or for worse.
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- 304
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- 1/1
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- 9
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Randal Graves? In love? Impossible. (VERY SHORT) (drabble? idk how to really catagorize it)
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- English
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- 64
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- 1/1
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- 4
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Dante sometimes thinks about what would have happened if Caitlin had never gone into that bathroom. (SHORT/ONE-SHOT) (I'm adding Becky and Caitlin to the characters but they are only mentioned)
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Dante has a rough day at work (what's new), and reader's there to cheer him up.
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Dante's drunk out of his mind, and Randal is there to listen to it all, among other things. (Originally posted on 2/24/08 and 12/30/09.)
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Broken Noses and Shared Beds by that crusty grunger (CoyoteXVX)
Fandoms: Askewniverse, Clerks. (1994)
25 Jul 2015
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Dante and Randall. One shot. Drabble that became porn.
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Having Second Thoughts by jane_doe_1564
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Clerks II (2006), Askewniverse
04 Feb 2014
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It's the night before Dante and Becky's wedding. Randall can't keep his mouth shut when drunk. And Silent Bob gives vaguely cryptic advice.
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Contusion by orphan_account
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Clerks II (2006), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Askewniverse
21 Mar 2013
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"Jay spits. Bob meets Jay’s eyes in the mirror. He runs one hand up the taller man's head and runs his fingers slowly through the mess of blond hair to get a grip"
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- Part 1 of J/SB Works
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My Love For You Is Like A Truck by elanorofcastile
Fandoms: Star Trek (2009), Clerks. (1994)
02 May 2012
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Classy illustrated hooker pamplets. If interested, contact James T. Kirk at ENT Video.
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Something strange shows up in front of the QuickStop.
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As House made his way down the aisle to the refrigerated soda cases, he could hear their conversation as it carried through the store.
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- English
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- 656
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Randall/Dante. Slash. My take on what was going through Dante's mind towards the end of 'Clerks'.