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    Elias has come to the conclusion that he has a crush on Randal. A painfully awkward discussion ensues.

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    “We can’t have the hoi polloi waltzin’ through our bathroom on the pretence of a medical emergency. Come on, ten minutes without a word. You don’t honestly think they bought those napkins to wipe their asses with?”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    2
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    3
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    Jay and Silent Bob are stuck at a rehabilitation facility for 6 more months, and after a public display of embarrassment, Jay and Silent Bob need to work things out.

    Language:
    English
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    1,370
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    1
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    It starts off with Randal and Dante on the first day of Freshman year of high school, and It seems that Randal may have a crush on someone…

    (Also sorry for bad writing/grammar:/)

    Language:
    English
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    1,267
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    54
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    9
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    — Перемкни пісню, будь ласка.
    — Ні.
    Одне слово й стільки проблем…

    Language:
    Українська
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    539
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    A year after the events of Clerks, Dante and Randal watch Caitlin Bree go on The Jerry Springer Show to talk about her harrowing ordeal of having sex with a dead guy, but something else came from that encounter…She gave birth to the dead man’s son.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,391
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    After a lifetime of forced silence, a young woman will experience fun and true love from our two favorite stoners
    Silent Bob/OC

    Series
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    English
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    10,765
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    7
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    196
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    Two favorite stoners get high, listen to Tool and get wayy to close to each other.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
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    1
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    134
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    Jay comes to Bob’s room after a night out.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    5
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    134
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    It's a shame no government agency will grant protected minority language status to the shared homesign system of two drug dealers from Leonardo, New Jersey. A real fuckin' shame.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    Jay and Silent Bob: ==> Go to the Beach.

    (Now with sexy results!!)

    Language:
    English
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    2,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    20
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    Ten drabbels of touching (on Jay´s part) and longing (on silent Bobs part)

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    English
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    1,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    Squall shows Dante her Halloween costume.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    763
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    Squall asks Dante if she can eat his ass.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    155
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    **REPOSTED**

    A thinly veiled long-hair-kink fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,415
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    481
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    eddie shoots dante

    watch the alternate ending of clerks it's awful

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    50
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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    391
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    Gemma swallows, and looks at Randal. Randal takes the first stair down from the door of the funeral home, and then the second, looking at Gemma.

    She could do a million things. Wave. Smile. Keep a polite distance, run back to her car, vomit on Jay’s shoes.

    You can do whatever the fuck you want.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,554
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    11
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    Silent Bob was used to ignoring Jay's fake flirting and gay innuendos, but this past week it's all his so-called hetero life-mate could joke about.

    And why the fuck did Jay keep calling him babygirl?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    329

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