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    My annual I-don't-feel-like-doing-my-school-work crackfic.

    Hamlet and Horatio are major stoners and also boyfriends. Claudius is a bitch and bottom shamer. Ophelia wants to fuck Gertrude, Gertrude thinks that's pretty gnarly.

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    What if Gilbert and Sullivan wrote Shakespeare's plays? Assorted scenes irreverently reimagined as musical numbers.

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    5/?
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    The drunk King Hamlet confronts Gertrude on her relationship with Claudius.

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    You are my hell. And you are my eternal sin...

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    2/?
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    After her mother's tragic death, Ophélie Howard finds herself completely alone...and at the mercy of the one who wants her late mother's inheritance. Things go so far that an attempted murder takes place against her.
    But, after having almost drowned, Ophélie not only unexpectedly survives...but she finds herself in another place during another time...and in another body.

    She's now Ophelia, the daughter of Polonius, chief counsellor of the Danish king at the court of Elsinore. Still with her memory untouched, dragged into a world made of palace intrigues, envies, murders, vengeful ghosts and madness, and being the centre of the unwanted attentions of brooding Prince Hamlet, Ophélie must find a way to go back to her former life...before she becomes the victim of the story Shakespeare wrote many years ago.

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    That night, she dreamt of the river, flowing fast and dangerous, and of that blossom of rue being pulled under again and again, until it seemed that she was the flower. The water closed over her head and filled her lungs when she tried to breathe. She sunk deeper and deeper, until all she could see was the blossom of rue, floating far above her. It no longer hurt. All she could see was the little flower, now no more than a speck above her, and she was at peace. Ophelia closed her eyes -

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    Even this ending may chance to be more than it seems.

    [#2: Christmas Break & #3: Spring Break added on 5/30/18; #4: To Shape Our End added on 5/29/18! The first pair of these updates are two groups of three drabble-ish ficlets each that were lost in the 2011-2012 LJ reshuffle, but fortuitously preserved and sent to me by sheerpoetry7. The latter, longer addition is the result of this reblog text of mine, which prompted anon to request fic based on it.]

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    12/12
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    608
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    Hamlet comes back from England and a myriad of feelings blossom in Horatio's heart.

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    780
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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    Hamlet feels unable to sleep and seeks solace in Horatio's bed.

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    1,590
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    1/1
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    7
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    17
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    6
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    Hamlet. The sole daughter of the royal family, and heir apparent to the throne. Everyone knows her name-- but who was she, before Wittenberg, before the tragedy we all know so well?

     

    A semi-chronological and non-canonical depiction of the life of Hamlet, before everything went to shit. Characters are based around interpretations of the show in a recent production of Hamlet that I was a part of.

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    1/?
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    Hamlet is pretty certain his uncle killed his dad. Horatio is tired. Neither of them of them are detectives, but damn if they’re not going to do some mystery solving.

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    1/?
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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet set in America's suburbia. Claudius and Polonius are genderbent as Claudette and Pauline, two upper middle class soccer moms. It's Hamlet, but with soccer mom shenanigans thrown in the mix of Shakespeare's quintessential tragedy.

    *This is based off a Tumblr post that is credited in the prologue of the story! This is a satire!*

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    1/?
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    He kind of wanted to die. His dad was dead, his girlfriend broke up with him two weeks after his dad died, and his mother had married his father’s brother two months after his dad died.

    Scratch that. He really wanted to die.

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    4/?
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    16
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    Young Prince Hamlet is mad... for the love of a certain King. When Claudius confronts Hamlet about his apparent madness, the Prince releases all his pent-up sexual frustration, leading to surprise, heartbreak, betrayal, and revelation. It's stupid, but on purpose. Enjoy!

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    2/?
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    Hamlet, son of the late owner of GeneCo (the King, if you will), needs to kill his uncle in order to release the tight chains preventing his father from passing on to heaven. With this heavy duty resting upon his shoulders, his best friend, his soulmate, Horatio is the only one that he can lean on, but is he the only one that can prevent Hamlet from sinking in his sins?

    A.K.A. Hamlet rewritten into the world of Repo! the Genetic Opera (with more than just implied gay this time; and with puns, because this is Hamlet, and I'm not a heathen).

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    2/?
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    A/U Gertrude, Claudius and their daughter enjoy the afternoon sun, until, Hamlet shows up.

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    An interpretive novelization. It's pretty rough for now, as I'm just trying to get this story out there. As I get further into it, I'll go back and revise previous chapters.

    Language:
    English
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    11,180
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    1
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    Hamlet and Claudius were similar in many ways. They were both highly ambitious men, both cared deeply for their reputation, and both found their ways into Gertrude’s bed.

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    809
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Everything must be in accordance with the traditions of Denmark and with the dignity the crown commands. There must be nothing unseemly about it. 

    It’s unseemly how much she’s smiling.

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    Hamlet and Horatio study (hum hum), play the two-backed beast, and cling to each other's heart of heart.

    (Basically, your adult-friendly Hamlet meets Belles of St Trinian's.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,506
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    759

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