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    They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops. Sometimes that's because the love of your life comes disguised as your absolute least-favourite coworker, and every minute you spend with them feels like ten years in purgatory.

    You've heard of friends to lovers. You've heard of enemies to lovers. Get ready for workplace nemeses to co-parents.

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    RE-WRITING THE ORIGINAL. Not just an edit - full redo! Same storyline, revamped to match the tone of Endgame/Bloodline. Now with more 50% character development, new and improved structure, and the same soulful fluff you know and love! This is actually Part 1 of the Dirty Chai AU, but I'm leaving the original up til 2.0 is complete.

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    Tell me the truth.

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    Companion/spinoff piece for Bloodline. Ever wondered how the hell Mika ended up in Renley's bed that first night they hooked up? This is that, as told by Renley himself. Disclaimer: If you haven't read Bloodline this won't make any sense to you. Unless you're cool with reading about Mika getting laid with no context, then hey. Welcome aboard.

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    "Ever think people just let you win just because they think you'll chuck them on the stakes if they beat you?" Renley remarked, after draining the last of his mug.

    "Probably." Said Mika. "Gets kind of boring for me, if I'm being honest. I prefer a challenge." He then carelessly barged past Renley to pour himself a fresh drink, while glancing over reproachfully. As though he was surprised Renley hadn't gotten out of the way.

    "Makes sense. I've heard you're difficult." Renley replied flatly. The word was barely past his lips when Mika's eyes locked onto him, thunderstorm grey narrowing slightly. Now it was clear Renley had his undivided attention.

    "That's funny. I've heard you're easy." Mika shot back, perfectly straight-faced and without a shred of hesitation.

    Renley blinked.

    Ooookaaaay then.

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    SEQUEL TO ENDGAME

    Sequel to Endgame. The game is over and everyone lost. So begins the aftermath of the biggest scandal in Vampire Mountain history. The War of the Scars has begun. Kurda's been dishonourably exiled for high treason, and Mika is left to pick up the pieces of his life and re-discover who he is without Kurda. [Mika-centric. Basically his life, parallel to canon between books 7-9].

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    THIS STORY MIGHT CONTAIN SPANKING; DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
    I've been a huge fan of "Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant" ( 2009 movie) since the first time I watched it. I adore the characters of Madam Truska and Darren Shan, and I wish we could see more of them. I didn't read the books, I only read some fanfictions involving Larten and Madam T adopting Darren and, since I like writing fanfictions related to spanking, I thought I might give it a try. This is just me trying to write a cute/funny/intense fanfic regarding what I imagine could be their relationship as a family. Reviews are enormously appreciated!

    I own none of the credits.

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    In a moment of grief, an unexpected friend of Larten’s comes calling.

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    The discovery of Larten Crepsleys secret daughter leads Darren and his sire back to where it all began, the Cirque Du Freak. After meeting Victoria Crepsley it is clear that Darren is enamored with her but why was she a secret? And why does she bring a darkness out in Darren he never knew existed? A more macabre take on the book series.

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    In Vampire Mountain, Bro Court is taken seriously. So seriously, in fact, that Seba has his own gavel.

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    "Oi, no sulking you moody brat. We got a landline, town’s a two-hour ride South, and your uncle’s already made nice with the locals,” decreed the mighty Lord while Darius, his lowly firstborn son, had sat in the back of their rental van four days prior. “So, deal with it. Chag Sameach, son.”

     

    Oh, blow it out your arse, dad!

    Darius only got a few weeks off for the winter holiday, and he was forced to spend damn near half of it with his blood-sucking (literally) leech of a father and his Uncle Darren who was way too excited for this joke of a ‘bonding experience.’ 
     

    Set in an AU where Steve and Darren marry to reunite the clans. They decide to have a semi-normal holiday with Darius to make up for the lost time. But nothing's really normal, is it?
    Not with the sordid history Steve led, and definitely not when he blatantly ignores his past.

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    As Mika finds himself enchanted by Larten “Quicksilver” Crepsley, he starts to notice things go awry- such as their enemies finding out their EXACT battle plans and surprising them. Can Mika keep his relationship safe from the elusive Randel Chayne?

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    Part 3 of the Nothin' Like You College AU.

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    "I get it." Vancha shrugged. "I'm just saying it wouldn't kill you to unwind every now and then. Play a round of pong with us! Just one! Come on, it builds character!"

    "So you're telling me I could turn out like you?" Said Kurda scathingly. "Wow. As tempting as that sounds, I'll pass."

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    All Kurda wants is to study for tomorrow's midterm in peace. Arrow didn't even know there WAS a midterm. Kurda does the noble thing and tries to help, which lasts all of five minutes due to the spontaneous beer pong tournament that's materialized in the back yard. Rather than calling in a noise complaint, Kurda decides to (literally) give beer pong the ol' college try. Predictably, Tanish is obnoxious, Mika's stirring the pot for his own amusement, Arra's not like the other girls, Larten "Quicksilver" Crepsley is a little distracted, Arrow says fuck midterms, Gavner and Vanez are just happy to be there, and Vancha really wishes everyone would get along.

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    Do Mika, Kurda, and alcohol mix?

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    Valentine's Day Oneshot. Life in Vampire Mountain gets busy, and Mika has more on his plate than most. Kurda starts to feel a little neglected, so he takes matters into his own hands and uses his royal boyfriend's weaknesses against him. What, like it's hard?

    Established MikaKurda. Takes place between Call It What You Want and Endgame, AKA when they're happy. In which Roxy tries to write smut but doesn't really commit all the way. It's all pretty vague.

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    It's important to note that, for reasons science can't explain, there's nothing in the known universe that sends Mika over the edge quite like the sight of Kurda wearing black. His normally impressive level of cool-headed restraint is reduced to what you'd expect from a kid in a candy store. A fat kid, with no parents in sight, and the candy is free. His brain more or less stops functioning, in the most endearing way possible (Kurda's opinion).

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    PART 2

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    POV: You're Kurda Smahlt coming home from a long, stressful day of class followed by a six hour shift. To your absolute horror, your housemates have the audacity to be there too.

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    The driveway was occupied largely by a black Escalade, parked on an obnoxious angle (Gannen hadn't been exaggerating) and sporting custom plates reading "MVL" - as if anyone in this hellhole of a town wasn't already aware it belonged to the (not so elusive) creature known as Mika Ver Leth.

    Mika had been considerate enough to leave just enough room for his (even less elusive) heterosexual boyfriend Arrow's big loud stupid jacked-up yee-yee red Ram truck. Might as well slap on a bumper sticker that says "I have a microscopic penis". At least that was Kurda's theory - he didn't plan on seeking visual confirmation.

    Vancha March, (possibly the least elusive creature on the planet), was parked on the front lawn - as close to off-roading as his purple Jeep Wrangler was going to get in the suburbs. And as if the colour wasn't distinctive enough, the "420" sticker on the back window sure was.

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    The three hunters board a plane piloted by Gavner- what could go wrong?

    Everything.

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    All Kurda wanted was to survive university with his sanity intact, graduate with a liberal arts degree, and get the fuck out of this town forever. Sharing a house with three entitled, loud-mouthed jocks who double major in beer pong and football, and strut around like they're royalty or something? NOT part of the plan. Reality is often disappointing.

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    Mika finds himself distracted by a certain blond General one day in the Hall of Princes

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    In an AU where Darren dies in book 9, there will be hell to pay

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    Just a whiff of her perfume sends Arrow careening back to the past.

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    Annie remembers some memories and speculates on the past as she cleans her brother’s gravestone.

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