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    Frau Schneider keeps to herself, unusually so. Her weekly life consists only of work, and staying at home. Unbeknownst to the people around her, Schneider goes home every day to five loyal dogs. Dogs who are unaware of their state of captivity. Dogs who are not truly dogs, but men with their humanity deteriorated to that of beasts. But they are more than happy to be cared for by their neurotic, loving master.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    140,459
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    289
    Kudos:
    398
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    9274
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    Six lunatic criminals Vs. a world full of flesh-eating monsters - if It was anyone else, you wouldn't like their odds. AU based on the band's characters in the Ich Will video. A bank job goes wrong before it even starts and the crew realise there's far bigger threats than getting caught. [Tags/pairings not final - updating them as the story progresses]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,911
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    611
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    While being confined at home because of the worldwide pandemic, our character gets unexpected visitors from Germany who will make sure there won't be a dull moment in the next 14 days.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,175
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    665
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    Après la tournée de 2019, Richard semble dissimuler des choses et devient difficile à canaliser.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    60,876
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    421
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    Rammstein is broken. After a terrible incident, Schneider is on his own and trying to cope with the loss of his friends. Meanwhile, the rest of the band is forced to move rapidly in a different direction as they attempt to hold their strained friendships and relationships together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,096
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    196
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2065
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    It's hard being an arsonist when you grow attached to the cute firefighter whose entire job is stopping the fires you start.

    Benzin AU with Till as an arsonist? Yes, indeed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    77
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    Till writes “Ohne Dich” to feel better about being unrequited in love with his guitarist. It has unforeseen consequences.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,229
    Chapters:
    14/18
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2855
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    Paul is a bartender at a small, cheap bar in Berlin. Richard is a regular at said bar. After some stares and teasing from his workmates, Paul decides to befriend the lonely patron.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,137
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    647
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    Schneider had never claimed to have his best ideas while completely and utterly drunk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,357
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    192
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    When Paul and Schneider are watching Richard during the photoshoot, arousal awakes in Schneider. Paul is all too happy to tease while they are in public and can't do anything.
    They're both very happy when Jes calls Richard to be done, dragging him back to the dressing room to show how much they enjoyed Richard's photoshoot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    280
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    This is a AU short story inspired by Richard’s 2019 tour outfit. I haven’t chosen a title as yet. Also, apologies to anyone awaiting a new chapter on my other open work. Once I’ve got this one out of my head I’ll get back to finishing that one!

    As this is an AU there is a larger age gap between Schneider and Richard than IRL, putting Schneider to Till’s age, all others remain as normal.

    Edit: my thanks to darby_harper for the title suggestion, and continued support.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,255
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    548
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    Paul had registered himself on an online dating portal to finally get over Richard. His pining for him had reached an unhealthy level and apparently, desperate times called for desperate measures. Unfortunately, the plan doesn’t work out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,163
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    347
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    Paul convinced Richard to wear a pair of really high stiletto heels. Then dashes of when the guys are looking for them and annoyed at the delay.
    Schneider is the one to find Richard. And he is really excited for some reason, causing even more of a delay for the day ahead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    128
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    A collection of drabbles cross-posted from tumblr - each drabble is based on a writing prompt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,592
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    447
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    Richard Wakes up one morning to find out he's got boobs and his manhood is gone. He needs to figure out how this happened and what to do with his time as a woman in a foreign country since he cant return to New York City looking like that.
    Set a little bit before LIFAD.
    This was inspired by magick by komtess_ironie

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,394
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1469
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    Till has pre-show jitters. Ollie tangos with him, it helps.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    121
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    Deutschland in der nicht allzu fernen Zukunft. Die Polkappen sind abgeschmolzen, Städte untergegangen, die internationale Kommunikation ist zusammengebrochen, unterschiedliche Gruppen kämpfen um die Vorherrschaft in dem zerbrochenen Land. In dieser Situation hat das Schicksal eine seltsame Gruppe zu Helden erkoren. Falls überhaupt von Schicksal die Rede sein kann.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    4,928
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    101
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    Five pretty young women arrives to a monastery.
    Not for any religious reasons, just to "get away" for a little while.
    They share the monastery with six brothers who take care of them, and the adventure of a lifetime is ready to begin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,572
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    285
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    Life seems to be a set of spiral stairs going eternally downwards.

    Or, Hanhan's and Bronx's messing around and writing stories hah.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,609
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    414
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    A young woman is looking for a job. She gets one from a café and a handsome barista, Christoph, decides he must have this pretty girl in his life.
    He must have won a lottery 'cause she has the same idea from the moment she sees him for the first time.
    Everything goes well until they happen to witness a bank heist executed by five handsome men in dark suits.
    These bank robbers don't want to leave any witnesses behind, so the couple gets kidnapped. What will happen after that?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,968
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137

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