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Set in Season 9 while Cas is human and staying in the bunker. No Ezekiel!Sam.
It all started earlier that morning, with Cas and Dean down on the lower levels of the bunker organizing volatile and breakable cursed objects while Sam sorted manuscripts upstairs. That was his first mistake. Never leave Abbott and Costello alone to handle fragile, dangerous items.
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What's a man to do when he's stuck waiting in the mall?
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"Dude, there's an angel on top of the tree," Sam muttered. "No, really, there's an angel on the top of the tree."
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Harry gets sad sometimes, he can’t help it. He’s constantly thinking about his dead parents, and what life would have been like if they were here. It really gets him down. But then he met her… Mrs Weasley-and his heart stopped. She’s everything he has been missing, plus more: Orange hair, big boobs, and a motherly hug that could make anyone melt. Now he’s alone in the kitchen with Mrs Weasley all to himself. Could Mrs Weasley be the one to solve his mummy issues? Is Mr Weasley cheating on Mrs Weasley with the flying car? How did Ginny learn to play the bongos?
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Deck the Halls by eri_quin
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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It's that time of the year. The annual Stark-Baratheon-Lannister family gathering is at hand.
For Sansa, this year things are the same and not. Though...maybe a little more not, if some of her interactions are any indications.
After all, some of her guy friends are being really strange with her. Maybe it's just the holiday spirit? Then again, she's still cooking with Tywin and snarking with Renly, and maybe she's still awkward around Roose --but that's just been the way of things, right?
Where the hell did Oberyn come from though?!
(Kicking off this Universe like I should've ages ago)
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- Part 1 of The (Im)Perfect VERSE
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JayTim12Days 2019 - Silver Bells and Drabble Hell by CasualOtaku
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Under the Red Hood, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
02 Jan 2020
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A collection of Christmas-themed drabbles based on the JayTimWeek tumblr prompt of #jaytim12days
Most of it will be tame enough for teens, but this is Jason we're talking about so I'm giving myself a bit of leeway on the rating in case he springs surprise smut on me while I do this. I'm trying to stick to the true spirit of the drabble and capping all of these at 100 words.
*crosses fingers* Heaven help me. ʘ‿ʘ
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Santa-Lestrade & his merry gang. Cracky Christmas smut.
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- Part 16 of Many Times, Many Ways (the Christmas fics)
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Шерлок разрушает Рождество для группки детей. Джон недоволен. Шерлок умудряется очаровательно уйти от строгого выговора.
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Миссис Хадсон в этот раз случайно заставила всех в Скотланд-Ярде словить кайф.
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- Русский
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- 1,113
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 38
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Ben Solo and the Case of the Banking Regulations by Ksco for tmwillson3
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
27 Dec 2019
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Leaving Starkiller Technologies for his own one-man online security company was the best decision that Ben Solo has ever made in his life. He has everything he needs now - the clientele, the drive, the money... and, above all, a nice, orderly life.
When a playful email arrives in his inbox on Christmas Eve detailing ‘The Case of the Banking Regulations’ and calling him a gumshoe and fellow flatfoot (as if a security breach is some kind of fucking joke), he is livid. How dare they take his financial security so lightly! And on Christmas Eve of all days!
A man on a mission, Ben storms the castle (or, erm, bank), determined to air out his grievances to any manager who will listen. In waltzes Creative Marketing Manager Rey Niima, with her cheap Santa beard and tacky crimson button down and, goddammit, Ben can't think anymore.
Faced with impossible (and beautiful) odds, what's a lowly penetration tester to do?
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dear santa i was so naughty this year by Ejrin for Shura11, FieldGuide, EloFromMars
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Dec 2019
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A hilarious social media crack about Christmas, thirsting over Hawks, stupid commercials and the hell class being unable to chill for a few minutes, no one asked for but I wrote it anyway.
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Derek's in heat, but Stiles needs to know the answer to a very important question. And it's Christmas.
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Harry Potter never got presents when he was little, he prayed to Santa but he never came. One time years later, when he got a visit from Dobby he got an idea.
An idea that would change the world.- Language:
- English
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- 163
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 84
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Meet Me Under the Mistletoe by andthwip
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
24 Dec 2019
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After a norovirus outbreak at Stark Industries, Peter has to oversee the update of their latest game on Christmas Eve. Meaning, he has to miss his flight back to New York and miss spending the holidays with May. Until his bosses take matters into their own hands, with a little Christmas magic and help from their friends.
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Translations by jellysunfish
Fandoms: 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán, 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon)
24 Dec 2019
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In which Jiang Botao is sick and Sun Xiang gets to act as Zhou Zekai translator for the day
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- Part 1 of jelly's sun xiang christmas party
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Figjam by hornspointedup for Hivebar, Sam
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
24 Dec 2019
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It's Christmastime at the Black Dragon HQ/Bar/fight club/terrible apartment complex they all share!
D'vorah enjoys the spirit of Christmas. Or at least enjoys eating a whole Pavlova (to everyones' dismay - well, almost everyone).Please enjoy this messy attempt at some Christmas Crack.
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50 yuan and a cigarette by jellysunfish
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán
24 Dec 2019
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in which Ye Xiu shamelessly squats at Excellent Era and Sun Xiang is an unwilling bed-landlord
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- Part 2 of jelly's sun xiang christmas party
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12 Days of Christmas with Ouma, Kiibo, and Shrek (now updated for 2019!) by TeruTeruObliterator11037
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Shrek (Movies), New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, LazyTown, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Undertale (Video Game)
23 Dec 2019
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2016: Ouma can't decide on a Christmas gift for Kiibo. What's wrong with giving them all?
2017: Ouma attempts to give 12 Days of Christmas another try, only to be met by his Christmas Past once again!
2018: Ouma throws a grand Christmas party and treats Kiibo while he's at it!
2019: Ouma is someone's secret Santa! Who may it be? Now, don't be coy. You know exactly who it is.
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A Supreme Primarch's Christmas Carol by unlimitedbaguas
Fandoms: Granblue Fantasy (Video Game)
23 Dec 2019
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'Twas the night before Christmas. Not a soul on the Grandcypher was stirring, for all were asleep-
All but one.
And two. And three. And four.
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O Come All Ye Fowlful by Jonaira
Fandoms: Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
23 Dec 2019
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The batkids take over the Wayne family's Christmas card duties for the year and hijinks ensue. Clark gets dragged in, there are the usual Misunderstandings TM, and more feathers than anyone foresaw.
Or 2000+ words of indulgent nonsense to explain my puns moste fowle.
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The Christmas card to end all cards: https://www.deviantart.com/jonairadsylva/art/O-Come-All-Ye-Fowlful-824395775
Bonus:
https://www.deviantart.com/jonairadsylva/art/O-Come-All-Ye-Fowlful-Bonus-824396219