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    A witch curses you and Dean, but keeps with the holiday season

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    790
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    159
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    A collection of deleted scenes, backstories, and other little details that don't make it into the main fics and are primarily written because the author has no attention span. Intended to be read alongside the other fics in the series (Currently Consisting of: "A Sudden, Simple Twist of Fate")

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,829
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    376
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    It was your first Christmas as a couple, and where was Steve? On a goddamn mission that lasted over two weeks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    911
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    Your office Secret Santa gives you something you certainly weren’t expecting. You’re positive when you found out who he is, you’re gonna punch him in the face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,602
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    211
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    Crackfic 1x5. Honestly defies description.

     

    “Every year, Wufei gets drunk at every party he’s forced to attend and hits on you, and every time you say no, and it is excruciatingly embarrassing for everyone forced to witness it.” Trowa crosses one foot over the other and, seeing that he has captured the full laser-beam of Heero’s attention, continues. “We never exchange gifts but, how about as my gift to you and every other Preventer keen to survive the celebrations, I give Wufei something new to think about.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    221
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    Christmas at Avengers Tower sometimes includes getting pranked.

    For the first year ever, Bucky is the object of the prank, and actually isn't mad about it in any way.

    The Avengers are smug, Thor is confused, and Bucky is really a part of the team.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    379
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    Gellert Grindelwald jest bardzo cierpliwy. Potrafi cierpliwie czekać na swoje urodziny, rozrost zainteresowania swoimi ideami czy też na wizytę Antonia - swojej czupakabry u magizologa. Jest jednak jedna rzecz, która pochłania całą cierpliwość i opanowanie Gellerta - święta. Albusowi Dumbledore'owi (na nieszczęście) przyjdzie zmierzyć się z jego osobliwą miłością do świąt.

    czyli Gellert postanawia jak zawsze postawić na swoim (pytanie tylko, czy mu się to uda?)

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    921
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    152
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    Two one-shots that aren't really connected. Based on the following Christmas prompts:
    1) Sweaters
    2) Mistletoe
    3) Bakusquad's reaction to them dating

    They're just crack and fluff, not gonna lie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,542
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    42
    Hits:
    458
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    Seokjin spun around slowly, coy smile playing on his lips as he ran the tip of his tongue suggestively up the edge of the spatula before lowering it to rest a black gloved wrist against the counter. "Merry Christmas lover," he purred – purred – and Namjoon felt his knees turn to jelly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    949
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    Harry never gets to have a nice, peaceful holiday. Christmas Eve is no exception.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    669
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    715
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    Summary

    Well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    111
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    an elf crackfic where mary margaret is buddy the elf and she goes to new york to find her long lost daughter only to find that not only does emma not believe in santa, she's also married to a woman snow recognizes as santa's elf that "fell from grace" i.e. regina mills and they share a son

    or,
    an au of the world's worst holiday movie

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1182
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    2016: Ouma can't decide on a Christmas gift for Kiibo. What's wrong with giving them all?

    2017: Ouma attempts to give 12 Days of Christmas another try, only to be met by his Christmas Past once again!

    2018: Ouma throws a grand Christmas party and treats Kiibo while he's at it!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,814
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    823
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    Summary

    In which Ye Xiu doesn't realize that men can't get pregnant

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1041
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    Summary

    Never trust the boys to make cookies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    357
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    Goran called Timi for an "important meeting". He never said that baking, cinnamon and the golden walnut were part of the meeting. [Crack!]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,888
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    58
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    There’s a little Christmas tree on R’s desk.

    What. The fuck.

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    Nine days of Christmas shenanigans with Gavin, R.K and the DPD.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,595
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    316
    Kudos:
    674
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    4976
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    Eddie wants to surprise Venom for Christmas. Can he be sneaky enough?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    851
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    363
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    “I’m your hope.” He purrs as he takes a step towards your rigid frame, closing the gap between you. “I’m your angel.” He raises the back of his hand to you, stroking your flushed cheek gently, caressing your flesh with the back of his veiny extremity. You feel your lashes flutter at his light touch as he drops his arm, smiling at you smugly. “I’m J-Hope.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    748
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    Shaking his head to dust off the snow nestled in his hair, Yoongi looks forward, just beyond the bridge and two corners off the right. He’s almost home. God, he can already feel the warmth of their home. Taehyung better appreciate the gift he got him. He didn’t go through this snow and that fucking Christmas crowd just for nothing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    369

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