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    When Eric Bittle started his new job at a local tech startup, he wasn't expecting to find a home.

    When pro hockey player Jack Zimmermann agreed to a sponsored Instagram takeover for his favorite nutrition tracking app, he wasn't expecting their social media person to be quite so cute.

    When Shitty Knight founded a company, he wasn't expecting being his friends' boss would be this hard.

    (AU in which the gang all work together at a tech startup)

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    Coach: Jnr. Will be up your way 12th Feb.
    Coach: AFCA holding conference in Montreal, Canada, 7th-10th. See you on way back.
    Coach: Does you house have a barbecue? Thought that I would make my famous pork.

    Coach was planning to stay with Bitty for a few days before he continued heading back to Madison. He had been to a conference up in Montreal for work.
    Bitty thinks he may need some help to get through the coming days.

    A story that tries to explore the relationship between Bitty and Coach, avoids some canon and hopefully has a twist you might not see coming.

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    When Bitty asked Jack to be there when he kissed the ice, Jack assumed he would know how this would go: there would be tears and reminiscing. He had no idea how right he was.

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    Camp Samwell has been around for almost a hundred years, and Jack Zimmermann’s been a part of it for most of his life, first as a camper when his parents spend summers in nearby the campground in scenic upstate New York, then as a counselor, and now as the program director of the entire camp. The problem now is that the camp is attracting bad luck left and right, and they’re losing campers and staff at an alarming rate. Enter Eric Bittle, Jack’s new co-director. He’s young, enthusiastic, and maybe he’ll have what it takes to get the situation turned around.

    Unfortunately, something powerful is in control of Camp Samwell, and it wants Bitty to get out.

    (aka: a camp counselor AU, but with paranormal elements. New chapter every Sunday)

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    Apricity: the warmth of the sun in winter...

    Bitty is the sole heir to Bittle Orchard when he loses his parents in a tragic accident. Returning to his childhood home after being distant for several years is complicated. He needs to find a way to make a go of it with the orchard, at first out of guilt and eventually out of love. Jack is a lost soul looking for a place to land when he stumbles upon Bitty in his hour of need. Can the two of them make a go of it, or has fate already taken it out of their hands? Can they resolve their pasts and start anew? Only the passing of the seasons will tell...

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    Or, Dex is secretly magic and really, really doesn't have time to deal with his secret crush on Derek Malik Nurse.

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    Showering the dried sweat and hockey smell off after on-ice photos have been taken, tournament MVP's have been awarded, and they've been kicked off the ice takes twice as long as it usually does; half because Holster comes into the locker room with a champagne bottle that he smuggled in, shaken up and sprayed from the doorway, and half because Eric looks up into the shower head and finally lets the happy tears mix in with the water.

     

     

    They did it.

     

     

    Samwell wins the Frozen Four. Officially. Bitty is invited to play for Team USA at PyeongChang. Unofficially.

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    They weren't friends yet, in their Freshman spring, and initial misimpressions persisted. They were something, though, and they knew that they at least ought to have each others' backs.

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    Ten years after he left Samwell, Derek Nurse is winning in all the ways that don't really matter, chasing happiness and never quite succeeding. Having exhausted all other avenues but one, he heads north, to Maine, where he finds a very different Will Poindexter, but also, maybe, his heart.

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    William Poindexter is no stranger to small towns but he has yet to see one quite like Gravity Falls. Here, a baker tries to feed him his own weight in buttermilk pie. Two guys want him to repair their multidimensional portal in exchange for shelter. And a mustachioed reporter holds court in the local diner, campaigning for Gnome Inclusion.

    Something is fishy and Will isn't talking about the mermaid he's almost, not quite, more than 50% sure he'd seen floating around the lake.

    And that's before Derek Nurse comes to town, bearing an insufferable New Yorker grin and the possessed best friend story to end all other possessed best friend stories around.

    Now, if only that girl with woodcutter boots and her plump pet pig could stop giving him knowing looks.

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    Dear Nursey,

    I’m just like you. For the most part, my life is normal. I have a family who are pretty ignorant sometimes, but I love them. I have friends who are possibly some of the best people in the world — we do everything normal kids do: get drunk at kegsters, drink a LOT of coffee, support each other in our extra curriculars, eat lots of pie…

    So, yeah, I’m just like you…sort of… I also have one huge ass secret, only I’m not pan like you. Nobody knows it, but I’m gay. I don’t know why I haven’t told anyone seeing as we go to the most progressive school in the city, probably, but I’m thinking you know a little something about that.

    - Dex

    (Love, Simon AU)

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    Every chapter is a different headcanon originally posted on tumblr about the SMH Gang. I'm going to try to make the chapter titles as descriptive as possible.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a life partner.

    A Pride & Prejudice/OMGCP crossover.

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    Alicia is P.O.T.U.S.
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    It was only supposed to be four years. He was only supposed to help him with his social media accounts. He wasn't supposed to fall in love.

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    "Aren't you scared that we're going to crash and burn?" Holster says. "Aren't you scared we're not going to make it as captains?"

    "Yeah," Ransom says, because he can't be anything but honest when it comes to Holster. "Dude, of course I am. My brain keeps coming up with ways this could go wrong and it fucking terrifies me."

    "But you want to do this anyway?" says Holster.

    Ransom shrugs. "There's a non-zero chance that you and I are going to be amazing at this," he says. "And we owe it to ourselves, and to our team, to try."

    [Nobody stays the same forever. Justin Oluransi is no exception. My contribution to Ransom Week 2018]

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    During year 4, Jack and Bitty struggle to find time for each other. A little argument has them going back and forth for days, and the frogs are concerned.

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    In only a few short minutes, a limousine would pull up and deposit the first batch of gorgeous women into his lap. Then another limousine would provide the second round. And then a third. His only job would be to determine which women he found most attractive, with which he could see a potential for love.

    As if the situation weren’t surreal enough, he’d had only two weeks to prepare for the next several months of his life. Two weeks to turn his life upside down.

    As usual, he blamed Lardo.

     

    Justin Oluransi quits his job and goes on the reality dating TV show The Bachelor looking to find love. It should be simple, but what he finds is nothing he (or Bachelor host Adam Birkholtz) could ever have imagined of in their wildest dreams.

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    At 1:30 pm on April 4 2017, the NHL Commissioner officially announces that the NHL will not participate in the 2018 PyeongChang Olympics.
    At 1:37pm, Jack finishes his thesis presentation and his phone buzzes a couple minutes later.
    >>Papa: hockey canada is interested. call when u can
    Jack remembers what it’s like to have Hockey Canada interested in him. (He doesn't remember the tournament.)
     

    Or, Jack doesn't go to Samwell. The NHL doesn't go to the 2018 Olympics. Jack and Bitty still go to South Korea.

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    Eric Bittle (Soon to be captain of the Samwell Men's Hockey team, almost Senior) meets Jack Zimmermann (Actual Captain of the Falconers, Stanley Cup winner, Hockey God) in a crowded bar on a Sunday night.

    The attraction is instantaneous.

    But it's crazy, right? There's no such thing as love at first sight.

    So Bitty and Jack agree to date for three months and see if, after they get to know each other for real, they still feel the same (though Bitty's pretty sure Jack is already planning the wedding...).

    Like, this might actually all work out, eh?

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    When Nursey made a passing comment about Dex at the Pens Development Camp, he never expected this to happen.

    AU Sequel to Some Things Can't Be Fixed. Freaky Friday AU. Takes place the summer between the Frogs' sophomore and junior years (after year 3 in canon).

    In between posting this first chapter, and finishing the rest of the fic, this fic also became extra AU because Penguins won the Stanley Cup in 2016 instead of the Falconers. The Falconers were now eliminated from the Playoffs in game 7 of the Conference Final. Jack and Bitty never came out.

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