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    Set a few months after what went down on Sherrinford. Someone decides that Mycroft needs a break. And a boyfriend. Enter Greg Lestrade. It might, however, have been nice if 'someone' had asked him first.

    Sherlock and Bond exist in the same universe, with borrowings from Death in Paradise.

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    “I bet you can’t name five things that make me an attractive option.” Q cocks his head, as if considering Bond. “We can’t all seduce our way to as long a trail of broken lovers as you. Even at your advanced age.”

    Q thinks Bond is incapable of actually being offended, hence why he feels safe to throw aspersions his way. Indeed, Bond’s eyes register surprise, then they crinkle in amusement.

    “I bet you I can name six.”

    “Hmm?”

    “Six reasons why our dear Quartermaster is a catch. Number one, you’re incredibly charming.”

    +

    Or, what if Bond crashes Q’s date that night and never bloody leaves. A slow burn following NTTD and beyond, including Bond and Q discovering what they want in life and how to be the kind of people that can hold onto it.

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    Bond arrives back in England battered and bruised after going MIA at the end of a dodgy mission. Q takes it upon himself to take care of the stubborn 'double-oh' agent. The following events take them on a journey neither of them was expecting.
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    Takes place not long after the events of Skyfall. Lots of Bonds blatant flirting and lots of Q being awkward. This fic is 'banter' heavy and has elements of humour, chaos, angst and wit.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/25
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    27
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    48
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    16
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    1,314
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    M held out the file in her hand and Q automatically took it.
    “It needs the new Quartermaster’s signature”.
    The reminder of the Major’s death, the kindly old beta who saw him for him, brought tears to his eyes, and he desperately hoped that the smoke would hide it.
    “... Okay. Who do I give it to?”
    “It’s quite a few years ahead of schedule, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if it’s going to work, but Boothroyd always spoke highly of you and you are one of the very few TSS workers still remaining. I’ve spoken to R, the only survivor with seniority over you, and she is quite adamant to remain in her current position with your approval... Which leaves you”.
    M held out a pen.
    “Quartermaster”.

    Or:

    “I don’t just have one alpha”. Q grinned, bloody and feral. “I have nine. They’re called the double-0 program; perhaps you’ve heard of them?”

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    78/?
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    James Bond and Q are finally married but will they be able to enjoy marital bliss?

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    2/5
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    14
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    3
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    1,740
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    In a post- alternative No Time to Die universe, James Bond still reeling from Madeleine Swann's betrayal has met his match in Jayne, a young, brilliant, damaged CIA agent. James eventually falls for the beautiful Jayne after having a brief fling with Q and in an uncharacteristic move marries her. James and Jayne are no sooner back from their honeymoon, when they learn that their respected agencies are far from happy about their marriage and that they are grounded from all missions indefinitely. That makes matters worse when they realize that the mission, they met on is far from over. In a mission that leads them to Washington DC and Kazakhstan, both James and Jayne must confront their past and future. As the bodies and bombshells pile up, James struggles not to fall victim to past mistakes as he wrestles with the question, is Jayne the right girl for him? Or will she betray him like the others?

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    4
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    After an unknown criminal organization blows up his flat and injures him in the process, Bond is packed off to recuperate at Q’s apartment against his will. At first, the two of them don't see eye to eye on their living arrangements (Bond would really like ONE morning when he’s not woken by a cat stepping on his face), but over time they come to realize that living together isn't as bad as it seems.

    A cozy slow burn with some real and figurative explosions thrown in.

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    11/?
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    When Hunter opened his eyes, he saw nothing but white walls all around - he and his crew had been taken, and were now back on Kamino.

    Or so he thought.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A crackfic that I wrote as a result from a stressful day at work + a weird dream. Please enjoy.

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    11/?
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    Англия в опасности. Я рассчитал вашу натальную карту, сэр…

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    1/1
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    Все в МИ-6 знают, что М на дух не переносит нового агента 007. Но не все знают почему.

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    1/1
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    Q should have known that this was one game he wouldn’t win

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    In which Bond exhibits an allergy to asprin and checks out against medical advice (not for the first time) and Q gets a Dairy Milk bar, owes a random minion two pounds and successfully gets his mind blown (and perhaps something else, but that's for later chapters). For the @mi6-cafe prompt 'Bond is a Time Lord.' (I couldn't pass this up,)

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    5/5
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    A collection of drabbles written for the weekly prompts at 52drabbles.tumblr.com.

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    9/?
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    49
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    1
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    They’ve survived multiple crises of confidence, a meddling boss, a major explosion, a lot of hangovers, two gunshot wounds, a run in with a van, and the acquisition of a grumpy dog. But can Bond and Q complete the mission of a lifetime and… get married?

    In which Q panics, Bond is a bridezilla, and our two idiots in love might just manage to walk down the aisle.

    This can be read as a standalone fic or as part of the ‘On the Bench’ series.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    21
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    57
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    5
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    "You're a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr. Bond." Mr. White said, looking him deep in the eyes. It was obvious he thought that there was no way James would succeed. No way he would get out of this alive.
    But luckily, I'm not alone... James thought to himself.

    After discovering that someone is after James, the Holmes brothers and their boyfriends decide that it is up to them to take care of the situation. Something which turns out quite difficult in the beginning, considering they know nothing about their opponents. Only with lots of luck, smart plans and maybe even one or two criminals, they get hold of the organization called Spectre. And then, the game is on!

    Set after the events in "How The Holmes Brothers And Their Boyfriends Outsmarted Moriarty".

    JOHNLOCK - 00Q - MYSTRADE

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    39
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    6
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    1,325
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    Emmeline approaches her cousin with the intent to quickly and quietly warn him about the impending lawsuit, and then disappear, as that side of the family clearly always wanted. Except, he welcomes her with open arms, and suddenly on top of her security matrix being stolen she now has the chance to rekindle familial relations with the last remaining relative of her long-dead father, a mysterious cousin named James Bond.

    At the same time, the disruption to a certain unknown force will need to expedite their plans (if they want to secure their asset before she falls into the ungrateful hands of MI6).

    ...
    “The drugs should only take effect when Tanner provides her the activating chemical.”

    “If she throws up in the Aston Martin, you’re having it cleaned.”

    “Please,” sighed Q, “Don’t labour on some assumption of my incompetence.”

    Bond did not reply, simply watching as one of the field agents took the small container.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    Malgré toutes ses missions, James n'aurait jamais pu s'attendre à voir le monde sombrer peu à peu vers les ténèbres. Les créatures des légendes sont devenues réelles et s'il tient à s'en sortir, il va devoir s'allier à certaines d'entre elles. Même s'il doit y laisser sa santé mentale et ce qu'il a de plus cher.

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    14,496
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    10
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    364
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    I imagined this as soon as I saw the new Moneypenny. I assumed she and Anthea would get together for gossip and coffee or tea or drinks.
    prompt from 52drabbles.tumblr.com

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    10
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    73
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    3
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    Министр внутренних дел вызывает Бонда сразу после похорон М, чтобы поручить ему одно последнее, крайне важное задание.

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    1/1
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    11
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    On a mission, Bond thinks about abusing his new tech from Q Branch. His Quartermaster gives him a reason to rethink that plan.

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    English
    Words:
    878
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    252

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