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    I invite you all to my wonderous estate, or what is to become of it from where my position lays in time. A symphony woven from the oceans of the world. The oceans of the world, they're seven wonders. Seven's a bit of an iffy number, isn't it? I much prefer eight. With ten guests invited to my estate including my new host, only three are destined to make it out alive. They will experience blood, pain and betrayal but at the end of the day, isn't it worth it? To kill your friends to get home?

    After all, would you rather die or escape the 1920s?

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    A series of little stories of all the many different types of Father’s Day a father can have. Because it doesn’t look the same for any two families − and sometimes, it’s not a thing at all. Covers many fathers throughout Starkid canon for almost all musicals.

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    Charlotte loved her husband, right? She thought so, at least. Then she had to live with Ted Spankoffski while Sam sorted out his priorities.

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    4/4
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    12
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    Starkid characters but in a 19th century drama with a mixture of action and magic as well because why not?

    I don't own any characters, though I wish I did. They all belong to Starkid. The rating my also change in the future.

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    5/?
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    Some snapshots through a night in Hatchetfield

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    25
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    Ever since Paul Matthews was attacked as a baby and his parents were murdered, he's sported an odd blue mark on his cheek. He hates that blue mark, he hates his foster father Stanley, and he hates his life. Until he gets his Hogwarts letter on his eleventh birthday, that is.

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    18/?
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    “Bill,” he said, “Bill, punch me.”

    The other men sitting there with him snickered. It had been months now since Ted had been banned from the poker tables after the workers of Hatchetfield had accused him of cheating them out of their coin. He had protested the decision with every lie under the sun, but to no avail. Even now, they glared rabidly as he sat among them and nudged Bill.

    “Come on,” he insisted. “Hit me in the face.”

    Western AU in which Ted is very keen on getting taken to the sheriff’s prison to spend the night. Could it be because the sheriff’s wife makes a habit of preaching the good word to prisoners?

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    1/1
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    7/?
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    1
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    68
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    Before the musical, before the apotheosis, before all of it. Because they’re office workers, with their nine-to-five jobs and their issues, and somewhere along the way, they’re vaguely friends.

    And Charlotte is in a bad marriage with a bad cop. Her coworkers help as much as they can.

    (Read the tags, stay safe!)

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    1/1
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    3
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    Paul Matthews is pretty sure that he died. And he's pretty sure that before that, he watched all his friends die too.

    So why does he keep waking up that same morning like the world didn't just end?

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    3,680
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    2/?
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    10
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    4
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    "You look nice," he says, genuinely. "What's the occasion?" he asks, because there's no way she dressed up for him, for this... habit.

    Charlotte gives him a small, sad smile that turns into a frown. "It's cuddle night."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    25
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    3
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    ted's musing, from the first perspective.

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    1/1
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    As Ted shows up to their usual rendezvous at Charlotte’s place, he is deemed far too sick to proceed with their little tryst as planned and Charlotte has no choice but to take care of him.

    Sweet little sickfic for Spankly, who deserve a little bit of softness from time to time. Written from the prompts I received on Tumblr, "soft cat feet" and "nasty-tasting medicine".

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    1/1
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    17
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    135
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    With Sam dead, Ted and Charlotte are getting married in an impromptu ceremony. But is everything as it seems, has Ted really changed or are they both doing this out of desperation and loneliness?

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    1/1
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    Jenny leans forward, her ginger hair swinging over her shoulders. “You’ve been hooking up with this woman for how long?”

    “Like… four, five years now?” Ted mumbles. He refuses to make eye contact, staring into his wine.

    Jenny laughs a bit too loudly, taking a swig from her glass. “Oh my gosh, Teddy, that’s… BAHAHAHAHAHA. You’re so in love with her.”

    ———

    ted explains his affair to jenny and she laughs in his face (affectionately).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    15
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    2
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    90
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    Paul Matthews cares about everyone at work, including Ted Spankoffski

    So, when Ted is so obviously ill, Paul takes it upon himself to care for him

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    1/1
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    33
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    1
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    226
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    Ted and Charlotte have spun this song several times, and it never ends well. Charlotte mentions Sam, they fight, and then Ted leaves. This time, though, they push things a little too far.

     

    Basically Charlotte Sweetly gets fucking dunked on 10 hours ASMR lol

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    1/1
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    10
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    Sam can't stop thinking about his hair after a comment Zoey makes

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    1/1
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    Charlotte's life is going just fine. It's been 3 years since she moved to Hatchetfield with her fiancé, Sam, she has a great job at a local café and some wonderful friends. So, obviously, she's as happy as can be. Even if her fiancé is acting a little distant lately, it's surely just a rough patch, right? It's fine, really.

    Ted is also doing just fine, thank you for not asking, with a nice and boring office job that definitely isn't suspicious at all. And he certainly isn't lonely or anything, he talks to his coworkers occasionally and has one entire friend/roommate. And that's enough for him.

    Things are fine.

    Until Ted accidentally stumbles into Charlotte's Beanies one day, and their lives start to get a little tangled.

    (Or: What started as a simple CharTed Coffee-shop AU kind of got away from me.)

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    2,744
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    6
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    1
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    69
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    Spankoffski is a shitty name, anyway.

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    English
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    798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    80

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