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    There is a new serial killer in the Muggle world that has been killing DEATH EATERS for quite some time now. The killer is seemingly powerful with how using the spell Avada Kedavra. So the ministry of magic sends Logan to track him down and bring him ALIVE for trial. Because he is the best at what he does. However much to his surprise that the killer is a 14-year-old kid who only knows one spell, doesn't know what or who the death eaters are, doesn't know about the Wizard world…and he just escaped a concentration camp from Auschwitz.

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    For Charles, it's just another day at work as a... security guard. That's what he told Erik he does.

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    When Erik wakes up in a spaceship bound for a planet outside the solar system - alone, hungover and very much at a loss what to do next - he certainly doesn't expect to make friends with the quirky on-board AI.
    And what he's even less prepared for is said friendship slowly blossoming into more.

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    If Erik were a poet, he would have written elaborate odes to Charles’ plush arse. Lines and lines of flowing poetry dedicated to the softness of the skin and the firmness of the flesh- the way the tender skin dimples sweetly under Erik’s possessive fingers. If Erik were an artist, he’d fill canvases with the round contours of Charles’ --glorious, might he add-- half globes and his thick, meaty thighs. He’d capture the rosy tint that rises to the skin under the press of Erik’s palm with masterful brush strokes and immortalise the constellation of freckles that dot his skin beautifully. If Erik were so spiritually inclined, he’d build an altar to the sweet flesh of Charles’ arse, kneel in front of it and apply his tongue to worship. But Erik, fortunately or unfortunately, is none of those things, so all he can do now is simply ogle the marvelous in front of him- Charles’ round ass and thick thighs, and the way it fills his jeans. The fact that it wiggles in the air now and then from where Charles is bent over to search something behind the mantle is only spurring on his endeavour. So he stares some more, mouth agape and throat dry, and marvels to himself, ‘Perfection!’

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    Speaking of dates, this isn't what Erik had in mind when he'd asked the twin's elementary teacher out after months spent in each other’s company-- either debating over a chess board or awkwardly trying to flirt. No. He had saved a few week's wages to reserve a table at a fancy restaurant and had promised Kitty a few extra bucks to babysit the kids and take them to the fair. He’d even rented out a suit. But in the end, Kitty had come down with a flu and had cancelled at the last minute. The kids had been too worked up by the idea of going to the fair to listen to his pleas and Charles had been adamant on not wanting to postpone. And so here Erik was, at a fun fair trying to wrangle his children’s whims while fumbling his way with Charles.

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    ‘Charles,’ Erik asks after blinking at him sleepily for a few seconds, ‘What are you doing here?’

    Suddenly, Charles feels all too stupid, and the silly fear that some ghost or ghoul could come and get him evaporates at the sight of Erik. ‘I was just..’ He bites his lip trying to come up with another excuse as to why he woke Erik up in the middle of the night- something like he couldn’t sleep and wanted to check if Erik wanted to play… In the middle of the night.

    ‘You watched those stupid horror films with Raven, didn’t you?’ Erik asks finally, unimpressed.

    Charles nods his head vigorously, and his fringes fall back into his eyes with the action.

    ‘Come in before Mama or Vati wake up then,’ Erik says as he retreats from the door.

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    They’ve done this before, it’s not new to them, per se. But it was never this extensive, this intimate. Their couplings before Cuba had been urgent and rushed. They’d never had the time to learn each other’s bodies and commit it to memory. They’d never had the time to simply be.

    Frankly, Erik doesn’t know why they hadn’t done this often before, for he’s enjoying himself far more than he thought he would. Far more than Charles, to be precise. His blood is rushing down south with every swipe of his tongue on Charles’ nipple, the taste of warm skin a thrill to his senses.

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    Erik is the General of a small kingdom on the outskirts of Genosha. Shaw’s army invades his lands, loots his home and kills his mother, wife and daughter. In a bid to get revenge, Erik, with the help of rival Queen, Emma Frost and her army attack the Genoshan capital. Erik kills Shaw.

    Amongst the loots of the palace is Shaw’s harem and its occupants. Erik’s soldiers drag in a young Omega with blue eyes and red lips, who apparently was Shaw’s favourite. With every intention of killing the Omega like Shaw killed his family, Erik tells his soldiers to leave the Omega with him. But he soon learns that the Omega, Charles, is also a victim of Shaw just like himself- that Charles, a son of a Lord, was sold to Shaw by his stepfather and kept captive against his will.

    Anger drained from his system, Erik hands Charles a pouch of gold coins and the reins of a horse and tells him to go home. But Charles refuses because he couldn’t home carrying the reputation of being Shaw’s bed warmer. With no other place to go, Erik gives Charles shelter under his roof while a slow friendship builds between them in the process.

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    Collecting & archiving my cherik fics that are hiding & navigating through the labyrinth that is Tumblr. aka, my Tumblr fills & posts!
    11. The Mummy AU
    12. An Aladdin AU
    13. 21 Jump Street AU
    14. The Beginnings of Belief
    15. Genoshan AU- Post XMDP
    16. Fiancé
    *New*
    17. AU-gust Firefighters AU
    18. AU-gust Crime AU

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    Over his summer break, Charles Xavier befriends the ginger cat that keeps visiting him in his backyard. The more time she spends by his side the less the young professor is convinced that she belongs with anyone... however, he is wrong.
    [Based on the ridiculously true story of how I got a cat.]

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    John Wick never wanted this for his daughter, but at least when push comes to shove, she'll have a safe place to stay.

    An AU where John Wick is a mutant and used to work with Erik Lehnsherr. John has a marker against Erik and wants Blake to have a safe place to stay while his open contract is open, but what happens when Blake seems to get too close?

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    inspired by a tumblr post that said an english teacher and physics teacher hated each other and once the physics teacher handed back tests while the english teacher tried to lecture. i wrote this for my amazing friend, niamh and i hope you will enjoy it <3

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    Erik Lehnsherr is a successful comedian. He starts a reality show to bring the spotlight onto up and coming comedians, with one catch--they have to make him laugh. He has never laughed at any other comedian.

    Charles Xavier is a university professor who does standup as a hobby, and catches Erik's attention. Can he make Erik laugh? Can he survive the reality show? What about the budding tension backstage between him and the host?

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    “In the early morning, I wake up because I hear something banging around outside. I go to check it out, only to see a random stranger snuggling with my cat on my balcony. Any recollections?” Erik asked, raising an eyebrow.

    Charles rubbed his temples. “I think it’s coming back to me.”

    “And then I threatened to kick you out and ended up threatening you with the cutlery and you looked me dead in the eye and said ‘That’s a hell of a groovy mutation’ and something about ‘cats being better than people’,” Erik continued sounding amused.

    Charles’ ears turned red as he started remembering. “Please stop I think I know now.”

    “So then I shouted, ‘Get your own flipping cat’ and you broke down into tears.”

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    In which Charles drops onto Erik's balcony while drunk and ends up dropping into Erik's life at the same time.

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    The land of Ancient Egypt was ruled over by the First One, the great En Sabah Nur, who was worshipped as a god. But when he sought to produce an army of gifted disciples, he was betrayed, and his Horsemen slain. En Sabah Nur was entombed beneath the City of the Dead, condemned to an undead existence.

    Librarian Charles Xavier and his sister Raven enlist former prisoner Erik Lehnsherr to aid them with an expedition to Hamunaptra. The presence of Sebastian Shaw, leading a rival archaeological team, complicates matters. The excavation quickly turns dire as evil is reawakened. En Sabah Nur is determined to continue his work – and regards Erik essential to his success.

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    Erik Lehnsherr met no one, knew no one, befriended no one, allowed his body to be destroyed by injury after injury as a negligible cost of accomplishing his own mission given no alternative.

    That was, of course, before Charles showed up.

     

    X-Men: First Class told mostly through missing scenes.

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    Erik is on lockdown, just like the rest of the world, not really caring that he's alone in his apartment, whitout communicating with anyone else face to face. That is, until his neighbor knocks on his door.

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    饥肠辘辘的小狐狸查查在树洞里发现了牧羊人储藏的食物,但它势必要为自己的贪吃付出代价。
    傻黄甜/壁尻Play

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    情趣玩具推销员查/投资商客户万
    Summary:为了得到那笔数目可观的订单,Charles需要在他的客户面前亲自试用Logan公司推出的新产品。
    总之就是一个破廉耻的道具Play。(捂脸逃)

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    Erik finds out that dating a barista has its perks - especially if said barista likes to serve him freshly brewed coffee in the morning, but won't change his habits just because he has Erik over at his place.

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