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    In 1952, Klaus Schmidt discovered a young child with terrifying abilities.

    In 1954, the remains of what appeared to be a lab were discovered, mutilated bodies beyond recognition.

    In 1958, Erik Lehnsherr met Elise Graves under questionable circumstances.

    One is dark and bitter, the other driven, yet innocent. Their paths ran parallel towards the same goal, a mutual need for vengeance, and they agree to work together. That mutual need grows into an inferno for both of them as their feelings shift into something more, their desire to protect each other nearly outweighing their hatred of their enemy. Nearly.

    In 1962, when their paths come to a crossroads, they must decide what their hearts truly want.

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    It's late 1940, and tensions between the Axis and the Allies are tightening. Displaced and alone, 16-year-old German Jew Erik Lehnsherr finds himself employed as a servant by some snobby, terrible family in England whose house is far too big and whose money never seems to end. The worst part is, he isn't just mucking stables or cleaning plates–-he's tasked with tending to the whiny, disabled son named Charles, who might just drive Erik into absolute madness.

    Or, the World War II fic in which Erik and Charles experience a changing world and a lot of teen angst.

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    Six months after Cuba, the last thing Charles expects is to find the Brotherhood on his doorstep, asking for his help. And while he secretly may have wanted them to be held accountable for their sins, this is definitely not what he meant.

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    Everybody knows that the rules and protections in the Omega Act of 2002 are a complete joke. Quite right, too: omegas in the workplace are a distraction at best and a hazard at worst. If they must work - temporarily, of course! - they must be responsible about it - or face the consequences.
    As Charles Xavier, an omega far too clever for his own good, learns when working for one Erik Lehnsherr.

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    Charles Xavier is truly a piece of work. Erik doesn’t think he’s met anyone as blindly optimistic.

    Too bad they're roommates for the upcoming school trip.

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    Janos has his demons. Azazel is his own.

    (A spin-off from The boy with the heart on his sleeve covering the trajectory of the often tumultuous relationship between Azazel and Janos Quested.)

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    Erik doesn’t like Charles Xavier. Not one bit. Not his impeccable mannerisms, not his spotless clothes, not his winning smile. Or how the human likes to curry favor with literally every mutant or other member of oppressed minorities he encounters.
    Still, there is something about his fellow college student that intrigues Erik. Makes him want to push the boy, tear down his arguments, and, just to shut him up, kiss his cherry red-
    Oh.
    Maybe falling for a human isn’t that bad. Certainly worth a try. Especially since Xavier doesn’t seem to be averse to the idea himself.

    But months later, things change. Or rather, a certain someone does. And nothing is ever going to be the same.

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    It's hard for Charles to resist making a silly dad joke. It doesn't go down well.

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    Erik has never been good at staying out of trouble, to the point of thinking he might be a magnet for assholes (funny, since he's also kind of a real magnet, but that's not the point). He hates it, it has effectively ruined his life until now, and he sincerely hopes he'll be able to blend into the crowd of normal people in his new city. But luck still isn't on his side. His head is still full of fear, pain and anger. His new probation worker is a hairy, cigar-smoking cunt. His new high school is filled with mutantphobes, and he's barely arrived when he comes across the worst of them: Charles Posh Twat Xavier.
    Okay. This is war, then.

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    Erik left Charles half crushed by a stadium - Charles wasn't exactly expecting to see him again after that. He certainly wasn't expecting him to sneak into his bedroom only a few weeks later, trailing seven not-quite-mutant, not-quite-human children and a young man in a coma. Against Hank and Raven's wishes, he takes the lot of them in, but he's damned if Erik's just going to walk out again and leave him with a group of traumatised children. Anyway, Bart in particular seems to have become attached to him.

    But Blackwing seems to have been more than just another shadowy government research facility torturing small children. Because when Charles and Erik try to stop the children from carrying out the Universe's instructions, the Universe might just start to think they're better off with Mr Priest...

    The Cherik-Dirk Gently Crossover you never knew you wanted!

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    There were monuments, cold to the touch yet burning against his skin. There were moments, warm to the touch yet instilling a chill deep in his bones.

    There was always Charles, and that explained it all, didn't it?

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    "Yes. I'm sorry, this was a mistake. I'll leave now."

    (A bonus, non-canon ficlet for this AU)

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    While advertising the school's activities, Charles and Erik end up visiting a telepathophobic mutant community. Here Erik does the only thing he can to ensure Charles's power block gets entrusted to him: making everyone believe they're married.

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    Charles has a system to avoid bad dates. It works perfectly. Until one day it entirely malfunctions.

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    "Please! She didn’t do this, Erik. You did."

    Erik woke up with a gasp, his whole body drenched in sweat. It took him a few seconds, a few gasps for air, to get back to the present. He wasn't in Kuba. He was in Genosha. It wasn't 1962 anymore. 5 years had passed since that day on the beach. 5 years since Erik had last seen Charles. That's why this memory returned, over and over again. He'd never see him again. Charles Xavier was dead. And just like back then, it was Erik's fault.

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    Charles miewał nawracające koszmary o człowieku chcącym zemsty. Jego życie wywróciło się do góry nogami, gdy odkrył, że istniał naprawdę.

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    If you could change the future, would you do it? If you knew something was about to go wrong, would you try to prevent it? If you could change anything you wanted, would you fix things, or make them worse? If you could see every possible future, which one would you choose and would you be brave enough to make the required changes? Time is a fragile concept, you never know what a tiny change can lead to, but if you could see it all, if you knew exactly what needed to happen or not to get a certain outcome, what would you do?
    There’s one mutant, only one, who can do exactly that and she already knows what needs to be changed. For the greater good and for the good of two stubborn men who don’t even know she exists. Yet.

     
    Or: The one in which Erik keeps dreaming about Cuba until it actually happens.

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    Raven想知道Charles暗恋着谁,当魔药小天才Hank会错了意,吃错药的Charles该如何向心心念念的Erik成功表白呢?

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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    Charles met him at a party and he was gorgeous.

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