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    Hello, I’m the guy who bumped into you yesterday. I got your number from some papers that you dropped. I figure that you might want them back? Let me know a good time and place, or an address and I’d be happy to return them. -Charles sent 3:05pm

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    Charles and Erik are best friends, working together at Charles’ small cafe. Even though Erik has been in love with Charles for years, he keeps it to himself, sure that his love is unrequited. However, Erik has another, darker secret. Some people have guardian angels, Erik had a guardian demon. One day Erik dies and the demon decides to take Erik’s place among the living. At the same time Charles’ life falls apart when he receives a letter from his long-lost mother.
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    Based on this prompt by Evangeline74:

    A young inexperienced demon possess Erik. Erik loves Charles but is sure that his love is unrequited which disgusts the demon to no end. Charles lives miserable life with his stepfamily. Erik dies suddenly leaving the demon in his body. The demon tries to pretend to be him but does a poor job at it and is killed. Erik and the demon are then trapped in limbo where Erik still pines for Charles. The demon who has grown obsessed with Erik offers him a deal. The demon will make sure Charles escapes his family if Erik follows the demon to hell and joins the demon in unholy matrimony.

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    Quand Charles envoie un sexto à son patron au lieu de son dernier plan-cul pendant une longue soirée de rédaction de rapports, il s’attend à recevoir une plainte pour harcèlement sexuel, certainement pas à se faire baiser sur son bureau.
    (Ou l’histoire dont la morale est qu’il ne faut pas vérifier à qui tu envoies tes sextos si tu veux te faire ton patron).

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    Little to the knowledge of the public, the super-organization known as Hydra has begun a new experimentation on Mutants.

    The fruit of their efforts is a single agent, Agent Requiem.

    Donning her secret identity as Leah Meyer, her mission is to infiltrate the X-Men and spy on their efforts to overthrow Hydra's allies. It would be too easy--her mutant abilities would see to that. Or so she thinks--until she encounters a very unlikely match in Kurt Wagner.

    The only one she knows of who can see through her abilities and see the kind soul within, she has no idea just how much of a threat he is to her until she realizes that she's in love with him. Whose side will she choose--the friends that brought her in as their own, or the lab full of mad scientists that claims her existence?

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    Erik is the first mutant president and a strong believer in Separatism. Charles is a mutant rights activist and an Integrationist. He wants to make the President see how wrong he is about mutants and humans not being able to live in peace. However, maybe it'd be easier for him to argue about mutant politics if the President wasn't so damn attractive!
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    * Inspired by the movie The American President (1995)

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    Charles wants to rewrite the stars and imagines a time when homosexuality won't be a crime.

    Erik think's he's naive to believe such things.

    So Charles convinces him otherwise.

    (Basically a The Greatest Showman Cherik AU where Charles is Phillip Carlyle and Erik is Anne Wheeler)

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    "Reverend Mother, Raven....I- please. I don't want-don't need a break. This is where I belong."
    She shakes her head. "No Charles, I think that you do. In fact, I'm not going to give you a choice. If you still wish to return after your break you will be welcomed with open arms."

    [The Sound of Music AU that no one asked for]

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    Peter, Wanda, and Lorna are taking swimming lessons this summer.

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    Just giving the love that they deserve.
    <3
    Erik gonna get paralyze. he’ll insert metals in his legs(?)
    Just read this from a post somewhere.

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    After Apocalypse, the school had been re-built. Erik somehow decided to stay for a while, though his feelings were still caught up, and he didn't how to express it without a little force.

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    There is a special formula to proper Christmas fun. To get into the holiday spirit all you need is to gather some good friends, play a silly game and of course you will need to drink the traditional eggnog. A hell of a lot of it to be exact! Then add a table spoon of sexual tension and tickling and a pinch of awkward flirting for good measure - and you'll have the "eggnog effect".

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    Charles and Erik share many things in their common life, and they never get tired.

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    When Charles saves a defenseless cat from a group of delinquent kids, he never expects his life to get so…exciting. No longer is Charles just an ordinary 15 year old trying to get through high school, but he's also a crime-fighting hero of Love and justice. Now his problems consist of passing freshman year, stopping an incoming alien invasion and trying to get Mister tall, dark, and in a cape to notice him.

    Aka the sailor moon au that no one asked for

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    Charles and Erik are two 19-year olds who met on a boat across the Pacific. They befriend one another quickly, both having reasons of their own to want to start a new life in the States. However, when they arrive on land they come to realize life doesn’t turn out the way they plan. They find themselves working for the mafia boss Sebastian Shaw in his underground club, befriending the band singer Raven and slowly falling in love for the first time. As expected, the roaring 20’s can get quite messy, full of dangers, secrets and jazz.
    A 1920’s AU vaguely inspired by the first 20 minutes of Some Like It Hot (1959)

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    For a prompt I found somewhere a while ago:
    "On Christmas morning Charles is leaning casually on the kitchen doorway reading a book, acting like he doesn't know there is a mistletoe right above his head. Erik walks past him mumbling sleepily "your book is upside down"

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    "Charles, this is getting out of hand."

    Raven was standing in the middle of his crampt apartment, one hand on her hip and the other pointing accusingly at the mountains of hardbacks, paperbacks and dictionaries that filled Charles' home."

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    Charles owns a lot of books - perhaps too many. So, he sets up a book stall and guess who stops by?

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    Erik Lehnsherr, a strongly opinionated 14-year old mutant boy, is sick and tired of people ignoring his political ideas. He wants to be big so that he’d actually make a difference! When he meets a mutant powerful enough to grant him his wish Erik instantly takes his chance to start a new life as a kid in a grown-up's body and do what he always dreamed of. However, things don’t always go as planned, especially after he meets Charles Xavier, a telepath on suppressants whose life is about to be completely transformed. Erik and Charles fall in love but how would Charles react when he finds out his beloved Erik is a teen in a grown-up's body?
    Inspired by Big (1988) 

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    Charles Xavier has a crush as big as a tumor for Erik Lehnsherr. The only way to get his attention, it seems, is to use horrible hospital jokes as an attempt of flirtation.

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    “Detective Lehnsherr, how wonderful to see you out on the job!” The fed in the front greets him as they draw nearer. He’s shorter than the other two by a full head, and he’s beaming at Lehnsherr as if completely undeterred by Lehnsherr’s paint-peeling scowl.

    “What do the feds want?” Lehnsherr asks bluntly.

    “You know I can’t tell you that,” the fed answers cheerfully. Then his gaze lands on Alex, and, impossibly, his grin gets even brighter. “Did you get a new partner?"

    “No,” Lehnsherr says through his teeth while at the same time Alex says, “Yes.”

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    An odd and insubstantial collection of tumblr ficlets!

    36. Harry Potter AU 1: Erik's wand misfires just as he's finally gotten to kiss Charles
    37. Law Enforcement AU: Detective!Erik isn't happy when FBI!Charles shows up at his crime scene
    38. Three Sentence Prompt Meme
    39. The Donut AU: Jam!Erik fills up Donut!Charles
    40. Window washer!Erik's favorite client is Charles
    41. Western AU 2: Ranch owner!Charles convinces ranch hand!Erik to stay for another season
    42. 007 AU: Casino Royale - Bond!Charles and Vesper!Erik make a gamble
    43. Harry Potter AU 2: Charles and Erik discover they can both see the thestrals
    44. *NEW* Harry Potter AU 3: Charles and Erik convince the Sorting Hat to play a prank
    45. *NEW* Harry Potter AU 4: Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them AU

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