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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    Aka that one Chubby Charles fic no one asked for

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    Charles在相亲网站“我变种我骄傲”上和一个男人聊了两个月。他肯定对方是个网骗,因为那人的头像是大牌演员Erik Lehnsherr,但是他依旧很喜欢和对方聊天。
    字数:约3,900

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    why not lie facedown on the carpet pondering the universe and the pointlessness of existence in a slowly degrading world until Erik gets back? why not?

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    Charles spent his entire life on Genosha island -- a secluded piece of land, hidden away from the rest of the world, isolated for the last 200 years. He’s devoted himself to the priesthood of the Genosha religion and is expected to take his Divine Vows soon. However when the Outsider Erik Lehnsherr crashes on the shores of the islands Charles' whole life is turned upside down as he begins to question the Truths he’d been told by Divine Master Shaw and the rest of his people. Perhaps Charles and Erik were destined to meet to rid the islanders of great evil.

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    Bakery-owner Erik. Customer Charles. Lots of flirting...

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    Pongamos a Erik y Charles un sábado por la mañana, añadiendo una situación extraña pero no totalmente peculiar.

    Erik quiere morirse porqué odia hacerse exámenes médicos,Charles trata de ser buen compañero/esposo.
    Erik definitivamente odia el plástico tanto como odia la discriminación hacia los mutantes.

    Pequeño one shot de estos dos hombres hermosos.

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    Erik meets Charles and the two of them hit it off instantly. There is a connection there and Erik feels for the first time in a long time he actually was falling for someone and ready to get serious.
    However Charles is not ready for any serious commitment because he's dedicated himself entirely to his foster home and the teenagers he's helping which leaves Erik out of the picture.
    But Erik has a plan to get them to spend more time together and prove Charles that they can be more than fuck buddies and that there is still place for romantic love in Charles' life.

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    Charles has been talking to a guy on the Mutant & Proud dating site for the last two months. He's fairly certain he's being catfished because the guy's profile picture is Erik Lehnsherr, famous actor and A-list celebrity, but he's enjoying their conversations all the same.

    Never in a million years would he ever imagine that he's actually been flirting with Erik Lehnsherr, and that Erik Lehnsherr is actually into him. Because that would never, ever happen in real life...right?

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    The Light Between Oceans AU
    After fighting in the war Erik Lehnsherr accepts the position of a lighthouse keeper at Magneto Rock -- a lonely island near Genosha. He is content with the idea of living in isolation, however, at one point it is expected of him to settle down. The most obvious choice for a wife would be Magda Gurzsky, a young woman in Genosha who already is quite fond of Erik since day one. What make Erik’s decision more difficult are his conflicting feelings for his new friend Charles Xavier. In the 1920’s Erik does not feel free to follow his own heart, instead surrendering to other people’s expectations and letting that control his life. This leads to impossible dilemmas, suffering, and lots of suppressed feelings and desires.

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    Erik is the first mutant president and a strong believer in Separatism. Charles is a mutant rights activist and an Integrationist. He wants to make the President see how wrong he is about mutants and humans not being able to live in peace. However, maybe it'd be easier for him to argue about mutant politics if the President wasn't so damn attractive!
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    * Inspired by the movie The American President (1995)

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    Erik在大四开始前资金紧缺,唯一解决学费问题的方法就是去TypO(一家为吸血鬼提供服务的“血吧”)做一名供血者。在那里他遇到了Charles Xavier——一只吸血鬼、心灵感应者、哥伦比亚大学的教授,也极有可能是Erik见过的最有魅力的人。在他们的相遇中,一种连结悄然形成,它超出了他们的理解范围,也让他们措手不及。

    Erik是个傻乎乎的坠入爱河的甜心。Charles是个傻乎乎的坠入爱河的百岁甜心。这篇文章讲述了他们相爱,喝血,和一些乱七八糟的故事。

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    Charles fixates on a devastingly attractive lizard person who shares his turbo-lift and makes certain assumptions about their linguistic skills . . .

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    Two years ago, Charles's relationship with Raven imploded in a huge, terrible fight that left them estranged. When Charles reaches out to her to reconcile, she invites him to come see her new show in California. Also invited is her best friend Erik. Together, Erik and Charles embark on a road trip from Manhattan to Los Angeles, four days that take them across the country--and bring them closer together than either of them ever expected.

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    Remix and prequel to Widgenstain college dorm shenanigans ( Chapter 19 in Tumblr Scribbles). Which probably should be read first for this to make sense.

    This is set in an AU established by aforementioned fic in which Charles is Emma Frost's TA, who moons over a yet unnamed undergrad, Emma is a Meddling Troll and we find out the Real Reason For Chips. Sort of.

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    Not many businesses in the state of New York can look back on 250 years of history, but Xavier&Sons can. Excellent customer service is one of their trademarks and for his favourite, colourful customer, Charles spares no efforts. Especially no efforts in backstage storage room of the burlesque club said favourite customer performs in.

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    It was suppose to be a good day to have a picnic but it was ruined by the rain. Charles and Erik didn't mind though because they had each other, their arms tightly around each others waist.. happy as always.

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    You don't choose the mob life, the mob life chooses you. Especially when it comes in the form of a tenacious telepath.

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    Erik is working as a waiter at a fancy party where he meets Charles. The boy is charming and very posh and Erik finds himself falling head over heels for him. Little does he know that Charles is trying to stay away from him as best as he can, because of a condition. Erik, however, is a captivating man and it's hard to resist him.

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    When Charles saves a defenseless cat from a group of delinquent kids, he never expects his life to get so…exciting. No longer is Charles just an ordinary 15 year old trying to get through high school, but he's also a crime-fighting hero of Love and justice. Now his problems consist of passing freshman year, stopping an incoming alien invasion and trying to get Mister tall, dark, and in a cape to notice him.

    Aka the sailor moon au that no one asked for

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    7/?
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    26
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    58
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    12
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    1168

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