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    "He was stopped on a dime
    With a switchblade knife
    Some damn punk went and took Frankie's life
    And she knew
    She'd have to pull through"

    Set right at the end of Season 2. Charles is beat to near death by the assassin, but the entire band thinks he IS dead.
    Pickles confesses how he felt about him and just.. doesn't handle Charles' "death" very well.
    Angst angst angst (and fluff at the end).

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Pickles gets left behind at a bar. Wants Charles to come get him since it's raining.

    Fluff ensues.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
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    76
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    Everyone else is going after Abigail and Pickles doesn't care much for her in that way.. or the competition. So, he decides to try and seduce their strictly professional, yet very attractive manager. Who doesn't like a challenge?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    122
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    Set after Doomstar Requiem. Charles has stepped down as their manager and is currently the priest at the church. He quit due to breaking a 'clause' in his contract. The guys all feel lost, but Pickles is feeling his absence the most. He comes across Charles' old contract in his office. Pickles constructs a plan to rewrite his contract-- but then he needs to get Charles to agree to sign it.

    Both of them are stupid and unaware of their unspoken feelings. Mild comedy. Somewhat AU.

    Language:
    English
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    10,037
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
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    141
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    Post-Doomstar. AU where Charles never stepped down as their Manager and went with them to rescue Toki. He was somewhat fatally injured and Pickles witnessed it firsthand. He has since healed almost perfectly, but Pickles has nightmares about it and always needs to see and feel Charles to make sure he's real.

    Unestablished relationship. Mostly.

    Language:
    English
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    2,041
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
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    65
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    Charles decides to 'pal around' with Dethklok after their other 'manager' 'left' because he was a... pedophile. Mhm.

    Gets a little TOO sloppy and ends up making out with Pickles. Awkward next morning avoidance occurs.

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    English
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    2,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    95
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    Dress codes aren’t always there to just limit students’ fashion... Sometimes it’s there because of certain types of teachers... Teachers like Charles Offdensen.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    66
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    The guys leave Pickles behind when they go out drinking. He gets lonely and goes to visit Charles... Things get a little too close.

    Language:
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    2,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    95
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    A collection of ficlets, varying in pairings, originally written as requests from a Fictional Kiss Prompt post on tumblr.

    Language:
    English
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    2,981
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    Charles and Pickles share an intimate moment together.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    447
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    A very simple, stupid bet is placed and Pickles loses. Not that he minds...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    544
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    “I’m not answering that. Talk to me when you’re sober.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,252
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    309
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    Drabbles, short fics and oneshots, largely from Tumblr.

    Update: To Binge - Gorillaz, Toki and Nathan hurt/comfort and a large pile of stuffed toys post-Doomstar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,976
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    353
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    In a lonely moment on the dark, intoxicated side of their Dethsources Boys Night Out, Pickles steals a kiss.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    340
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    They never have the time...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
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    That was the thing, he’d started to realize, with Offdensen. You needed something, and one way or another, it’d just appear in front of you. As if it had always been there. He didn’t even wait for you to ask.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,858
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A knighting.

    > drabble about one character dressing another, or the other way around
    > Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
    > Charles, Pickles

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    219
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    Murderface hasn't had sex in forever, so he rapes Pickles. It's up to Charles to deal with the situation.

    Guys seriously, its a story about Murderface raping Pickles, odds that you'll like this fic are minimal, I'm just trying to warn you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,292
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    759
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    Pickles needs help. And not just when it comes to opening childproof caps or finding new ways to self-destruct. He asks in strange ways, for sleep, for silence, for things he doesn't know how to name. Charles reads between the lines. Completed one-shot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    243
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    Pickles just wants to stay warm, but a snowstorm and an Iron Maiden album trigger a memory that makes him want a little more than that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,556
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    387

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