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    If you could change the future, would you do it? If you knew something was about to go wrong, would you try to prevent it? If you could change anything you wanted, would you fix things, or make them worse? If you could see every possible future, which one would you choose and would you be brave enough to make the required changes? Time is a fragile concept, you never know what a tiny change can lead to, but if you could see it all, if you knew exactly what needed to happen or not to get a certain outcome, what would you do?
    There’s one mutant, only one, who can do exactly that and she already knows what needs to be changed. For the greater good and for the good of two stubborn men who don’t even know she exists. Yet.

     
    Or: The one in which Erik keeps dreaming about Cuba until it actually happens.

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    Erik has never been good at staying out of trouble, to the point of thinking he might be a magnet for assholes (funny, since he's also kind of a real magnet, but that's not the point). He hates it, it has effectively ruined his life until now, and he sincerely hopes he'll be able to blend into the crowd of normal people in his new city. But luck still isn't on his side. His head is still full of fear, pain and anger. His new probation worker is a hairy, cigar-smoking cunt. His new high school is filled with mutantphobes, and he's barely arrived when he comes across the worst of them: Charles Posh Twat Xavier.
    Okay. This is war, then.

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    In 1952, Klaus Schmidt discovered a young child with terrifying abilities.

    In 1954, the remains of what appeared to be a lab were discovered, mutilated bodies beyond recognition.

    In 1958, Erik Lehnsherr met Elise Graves under questionable circumstances.

    One is dark and bitter, the other driven, yet innocent. Their paths ran parallel towards the same goal, a mutual need for vengeance, and they agree to work together. That mutual need grows into an inferno for both of them as their feelings shift into something more, their desire to protect each other nearly outweighing their hatred of their enemy. Nearly.

    In 1962, when their paths come to a crossroads, they must decide what their hearts truly want.

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    Tony menghadang Erik, Stephen mengajak Charles.

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    Six months after Cuba, the last thing Charles expects is to find the Brotherhood on his doorstep, asking for his help. And while he secretly may have wanted them to be held accountable for their sins, this is definitely not what he meant.

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    Raven想知道Charles暗恋着谁,当魔药小天才Hank会错了意,吃错药的Charles该如何向心心念念的Erik成功表白呢?

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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    Charles met him at a party and he was gorgeous.

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    Receuil d'OS de moins de 500 mots écrits dans le cadre de la Saint-Valentin organisée par le Collectif NoName !

    Ils sont dédiés, dans l'ordre, à :

    FlowTralala,
    SanaShiya,
    SomeCoolName,
    Lanae,
    Judith H (Elizabeth M. Holmes),
    Kaelyan,
    Dina.

    Je vous aime tellement fort.

    Je voulais écrire pour plus de monde, mais j'ai malheureusement manqué de temps... Vraiment désolée :( Je m'en veux beaucoup. Julindy, Lyra, Maya, Nauss, Ongi, je vous aime à la folie <3

    J'en avais 11 de plus encore... Ouais, autant dire que c'était mission impossible :( Mais je me rattraperai !

    Le titre vient de la chanson Amour de Rammstein, et signifie Amour, tout le monde veut t'apprivoiser.
    Vous trouverez également maintenant la réponse, un mois après, aux textes qui m'ont été offerts.
    Merci à :

    Maeglin_Surion,
    Ariane_Watson
    Elizabeth_Mary_Holmes,
    Lanae,
    Haru_Carnage,
    Hermystic.

    Ils sont pour vous !

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    The Avengers, Earths Mightiest heroes have sworn to SHILED's leader in command Nick Furry to protect the earth and that's what they'll do. Then when the opportunity comes backfires a mutant sends them back in time through a makeshift portal back to 1962. Right in the heart of the Cold War between America and the Soviets Captain America, Black Widow, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye and Iron Man must find their way through this war and whilst there they'll meet a team they have yet to discover. But while there they witness more than just friendship. They witness life, love and heartbreak.

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    "Sto osiemdziesiąt centymetrów dobrze zbudowanego chłopa z ostrymi policzkami i zębami, cieniem zarostu, przylizaną grzywką i matko Charles miał nadzieję, że nie było widać, jak jego oczy latają w tą i z powrotem.
    Kasjer uśmiechnął się i powiedział coś, czego Charles już nie słyszał.
    Wyglądał jak seryjny morderca.
    Charles miał tylko trzydzieści lat, nie mógł tak po prostu teraz umrzeć bo zobaczył przystojnego chłopaka"

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    Charles necesita impresionar a su ex y tiene la brillante idea de contratar a un "acompañante" para San Valentín.
    Solo 48 horas de su compañía, todo actuación, nada de romance verdadero.
    Erik solo necesitaba el dinero.

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    Everybody knows that the rules and protections in the Omega Act of 2002 are a complete joke. Quite right, too: omegas in the workplace are a distraction at best and a hazard at worst. If they must work - temporarily, of course! - they must be responsible about it - or face the consequences.
    As Charles Xavier, an omega far too clever for his own good, learns when working for one Erik Lehnsherr.

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    Apocalypse rules with his four horsemen over a dead world. Humans are reduced to the ghettos while mutants enjoy supremacy at last. Charles Xavier, a telepath hiding in the human ghettos, is in love with a horseman which wouldn't be so difficult if Apocalypse wasn't after his power, and his sister wasn't the leader of humanity's only hope.

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    When Kurt and Cain Marko turn up at Westchester in the middle of the team's training, Erik is disgusted to see Charles and Raven hide their true selves and cringe away from these humans. But there's a lot he doesn't understand about the Xaviers' past, and what Charles is willing and able to do to protect those he loves.

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    Janos has his demons. Azazel is his own.

    (A spin-off from The boy with the heart on his sleeve covering the trajectory of the often tumultuous relationship between Azazel and Janos Quested.)

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    Serie de drabbles donde en cada uno de ellos, Charles termina siendo besado por Erik.

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    Yeah it is.

     

    NotMaAlcohol: and then Burr just

    NotMaAlcohol: DESTORYS LEE

    Ham: GO BURR GO

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    Raven había quedado embarazada, y el marido estaba en paradero desconocido desde que había descubierto la noticia. Con unos padres tan conservadores como los suyos, la joven se ve obligada a recurrir en busca de ayuda a su hermano mayor, Charles Xavier, para que juntos puedan buscar una solución a su "problema" que puede que involucre de forma bastante directa a Erik Lehnsherr...

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    Charles and Erik are enjoying a drink in a pub when Erik gets approached by a girl that would very much like to get him in her bed. Jealous!Charles ruins her plans, however.

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