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    Re-Education is a common practice here in Night Vale. Everyone has to go through it at least a dozen or so times before they die. In this case, Carlos is once again left to take care of what is left of Cecil when Cecil is called down to city hall. Usually Cecil is reduced to a shell of who he used to be. Sometimes he is like a small child, lost and unsure of what exactly is going on.

    There's something different this time and Carlos is a few seconds too late before he realizes what Cecil is about to do.

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    Keith was not expecting to walk through the Garrison gates and straight into flying tackle-hug from a very pale, very purple-accented person, but that’s exactly what happens.

    “KEITH!!!! YOU’VE RETURNED FROM THE BLOOD SPACE WAR MOSTLY INTACT, PRAISE THE SPHERES!”

    And suddenly Keith has his arms full of Uncle Cecil, who is clinging to him like he might vanish back into space at any second.

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    Carlos took a year to fall in love. He finally understands why. He stumbles his way through an explanation, all to reach one very important question: Cecil Gershwin Palmer, will you _____ __?

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    Carlos has never felt more confused in his entire life. He's more than tempted to run back to his car and get out of this creepy town- but the scientist in him was curious about this odd place and he was admittedly intrigued by the boy with purple tattoos.

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    Carlos has returned home from the Desert Otherworld, but the weirdness of Night Vale won't give Cecil a chance to stop and celebrate.

    From a prompt: "Silent screams and earth-shattering bliss."

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    A box of tapes from several weird years ago, documenting the findings of a scientist investigating by far the most scientifically interesting town in the United States.

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    When Cecil and Carlos are reunited after Carlos’ year in the desert other world everything seems swell until Carlos notices several scars lining Cecil’s forearms and realises how badly the last year has affected Cecil.

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    Carlos' decision to move to Night Vale may just have been the worst decision he had ever made. It would also compete for the title of most horrifying experience of his life.

    Follow the story of Welcome To Night Vale from our favourite adorkable scientist's standing, as Carlos battles the reality of his new life in Night Vale, his team's dysfunctionality and his developing - not to mention irritating - non-scientific crush on that darn radio host that keeps complimenting his hair.

    Read from the perspective of Carlos and his team as part of the Night Vale that, as dead animals are being rained down upon the earth, is not safe inside a radio booth.

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    In the middle of the night Carlos wakes up and appreciates his husband a little bit. Everything is weird, but everything is cute too.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Title subject to change. Where Keith isn't surprised by the blue lions appearance or being shoved into a Blood Space War. It's just another day in the life of someone from Night Vale. Will continue if people like. One shot for now.

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    Cecil Palmer has ways of taking care of his boyfriend, the love of his life, and both of them would never want to have it any other way (for the record the rest of Night Vale thinks it's cute too).

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    “The thing is,” Cecil tries again, eyes still closed, “it’s like mountains, you know? If I start believing in stars, then I might put my faith in mountains, and what would be next? Believing in helpful librarians?"

    “Librarians are helpful everywhere but here,” Carlos corrects with a small frown. He still has no idea what Night Vale’s version of librarians are. “I’ll explain it to you some other time. And this is definitely not a stepping stone to mountain, uh, believing. Now open your eyes.”

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    He was so lost in his thoughts that he didn't notice when behind him, the two girls' conversation stopped abruptly. A brief pause, and his mind only came back to earth when Maureen spoke up. "Well, I got more stuff to do."

     

    He turned around to look at them as they were heading to the back room.

     

    "Me too. See you later, Cecil!" Dana said, smiling at him before following the other girl. The door closed behind her.

     

    Momentarily confused at their sudden departure, half of his mind only heard the bell above the front door ring, signifying another customer. When he did turn to see who it was, Cecil swore he almost choked on his own spit. In all honesty, his mouth may have dried a little in that moment, but still, he definitely almost choked. There was no other explanation for the small sound he made in his throat.

     

    On his defense, it was ultimately justifiable.

     

     

    ...

     

    Or where Cecil experiences a less-than-normal day at work, but then a stranger comes right in to spare him the usual weirdness. Cue both of them getting flustered.

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    "Let's get married."
    "Okay."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Love is hard, especially when in a zany town under constant observation. Carlos knows this all too well. But, he and Cecil love each other more than anything, so surely they can handle it.
    Right?
    ********
    Author's Note:
    I am going through and revising the wording of certain parts but the premise is still the same. This may not be updated frequently, but I will try my best!
    ********

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    Carlos has an answer to all questions with just. Science.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    40
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    Carlos bumps into someone he really likes by accident.

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    Life in Night Vale is as strange as it always has been. Carlos working with his co-workers in his lab and Cecil doing his daily broadcasting at the radio station. Everything is as it should be when Cecil get home one day from work, a letter addressed to him in the letter box just inside the door.

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    52
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    Carlos and Cecil are very recently married, and they're the happiest when they're together. Sometimes though, Cecil is still in shock that he was lucky enough to be married to the most perfect man in his life.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Carlos' hair finally gets long enough that he has to wear a man bun. Cecil sees it for the first time and morphs into a full-on anime "Senpai noticed me!" girl. Smut ensues.

    This is trash. I have no excuses, no apologies, and no shame.

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    Carlos grew up in a strict Catholic household. Over the years, this causes problems for the men he loves.

    Terrible summary is terrible. The story is better than the summary, I promise.

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    8,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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