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    Peter Parker has a hard life, between school, a demanding girlfriend and his duties as a super hero and part time Avenger. So it comes as no surprise to him when life suddenly gets a lot harder. Maybe a move is order.

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    10,428
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    7/?
    Comments:
    29
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    366
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    61
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    5363
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    Exactly what it sounds like.
    Featuring Steve-Motherhen-Rogers, froot loops, our boi Peter Parker, and everyone's favourite snarky archer, among others.
    Angst, Crack, and some fluff.

    Language:
    English
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    5,158
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    61
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    216
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3411
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    Ethne Petridis is a straight-A student with a dream: to write comic books for a living. Little do her parents know, she's writing about her own adventures.

    Two months after graduation, she has completed her preparations for college. She's been balancing her life fairly well, all things considered. What with her parents' looming divorce and hiding behind a mask, she's a little stressed to say the least.

    By day, a nondescript aspiring artist. By night, she is the young vigilante known as Spitfire. She roams the streets of Seattle with a quiet vengeance, taking down petty thieves and protecting the innocent.

    Then her worst day ever rolls around. Mistakes everywhere, and it shows. Nothing *else* could go wrong, right?

    Wrong--the Avengers come to pay her a visit.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Kudos:
    27
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    4
    Hits:
    830
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    A one-shot collection for all the things I write that have nowhere else to go.

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    English
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    12,579
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    494
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    After a period of recovery and support from his friends in the aftermath of his first outing with the Avengers, Clint comes to terms with his kink, and finds two wonderful boyfriends that are more than happy to provide all the help he needs to realize his fantasies.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,009
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    16845
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    based on the song Lucky, by Radiohead, this is part one of a songfic trilogy about Clint Barton, with my lame illustrations at the bottom of each chapter.

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    Clint always believed in luck, and he knew it was no accident that Phil Coulson walked into his life, but is it good luck or bad luck that will bring them together?

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    English
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    30,010
    Chapters:
    11/15
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2147
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    Clint's been having nightmares – nightmares about someone called Mama.
    The nightmares are vivid-sometimes he can’t tell if he’s awake or not and that scares him more than anything. He’s supposed to be able to focus in on anything- he’s the eyes of the Avengers not being able to see and decipher reality from fiction could destroy what he believes to be his already unstable position on the Avengers. He wishes that he could just blame the nightmares on Loki but the trickster hasn’t been the focus of any of his nightmares since the 2 weeks after the whole invasion incident.
    He’s losing sleep at night and sinking back into his old habits of ignoring the problem, drinking himself silly and taking refuge in the beds and embraces of one night stands. He has no idea if he’s losing it or not and he knows better than to say something to the other Avengers because that would only lead to him getting kicked off the team and losing his new home and new family. As the reawakened presence slowly starts to reinsert itself into Clint's life the Avengers start to realized that whatever this thing is that it might end up taking away their archer and they won't let that happen.

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    English
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    38,894
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    467
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    11165
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    Everything was washed with shades of red. That room. That hair. That suit. Not to mention all the blood.

    Language:
    English
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    77,865
    Chapters:
    69/69
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    6340
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    Spiderman is afraid of the black man, Maria Hill has no idea why there is a maple leaf painted on her ass, Steve can summon the great rock band, 'The Eagles' and Fury is a titty slapping slut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    351
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    “Holy shit,” Clint’s eyes were huge and round. “Did you get Steve pregnant?”

    Tony choked on his coffee. “What? How--why--what? How would that even happen?”

    “Hey, you’re the one planning to ambush him with a shotgun wedding.” Clint moved his bowl of Lucky Charms out of the range of Tony’s coffee spray. “It’s a reasonable question.”

    “Steve’s not pregnant!” Tony shouted. Was he? He couldn’t be. They hadn’t been gender-swapped lately. What about that alien fertility ray? No, that had been at least seven months ago.

    Steve wasn’t pregnant.

    Probably.

    “I’m not ready to be a father,” Tony blurted, clutching his hair with both hands.

    “I’m not drunk enough for this conversation.” Clint opened the liquor cabinet and examined its contents with a critical eye. “What kind of booze goes best with marshmallows?”

    (Tony plans a wedding. The wedding is in ten hours and he hasn’t exactly proposed yet, but he’s used to compressed project cycles. What could possibly go wrong?)

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    1432
    Bookmarks:
    134
    Hits:
    9300
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    In a world where Iron Man's true identity is a mystery, Tony Stark battles alcoholism and the burden of his secrets. As if his troubles aren't bad enough, an old and long forgotten enemy has risen, and they seek Stark's life. The only person that stands in their way is the legendary Captain America. He will do everything in his power to protect Tony, but at what cost?

    Language:
    English
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    25,376
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    9611
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    Sometimes strange things happen in their relationship and around them...

    Language:
    English
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    15,423
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    586
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    18178
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    A local radio station was on in the background, familiar yet grating, sounding like orders being repeated over and over again. There was a wad of crumpled cash in his pocket that was heavier than lead, a tick in his eyelid that wouldn’t quit, and a waitress waiting for his order.

    Or, We're up all night to get Bucky Barnes, Winter Soldier (and the waitress that he may or may not have kidnapped).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,604
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
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    "No, the tower isn't under attack. That was just Bucky and Steve," Tony said to Pepper, blinking in astonishment as the two men crashed through the doors to the stairwell. He looked at Natasha, who had barely glanced up from her newspaper. "What the hell was that?"

    She shrugged gracefully. "Lions and antelopes, apparently. Bucky just got ten points."

    Series
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    English
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    926
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    973
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    11696
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    Kink meme made me do it. See individual chapters for summaries/warnings.

    (Was originally "pesterlog minifills" but I don't write many pesterlogs...?)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1286
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    Somebody stole Clint's username.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    480
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1267
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    or When Six Idiots with Superpowers Run Amok.
    The overused yet constantly amusing Domesticated Avengers just casually blowing shit up in their free time.
    Short one-shots in no chronology, whatsoever.
    Warnings: may include Monopoly induced aggression and PSAs on how not to do things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,321
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    992
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    A drabble series of Clint using his famous catchphrase, "caw caw motherfucker", as a way of getting out of every situation.

    Updates frequently

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,038
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    4077
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    "The Soldier should not be standing here, in the middle of a crowded room with obstructed exits, risking discovery with every second he remains rooted to the spot -- but.

    But. He'd had to know."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    4776
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    Melody was just a normal 9 to 5'er when the zombie outbreak occurred. Now she's stuck with her neighbor's kid. What happens when they run into a man who was a part of a group of superheroes who saved New York a few years before the outbreak. Will they go with until he finds his friends? and if they do, what will happen if Melody starts to get attached to the group?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,094
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    233

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