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    It's sometime in modern era and everyone is employed at the world's most miserable regional airport, called the Cathkort Airport. I think that pretty much says it all.

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    McWatt and Major Major meet again in Hell. Clevinger and Dunbar are there too, but all they do is argue.

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    McWatt finds an unlikely friend hiding behind a tent, so he does the only logical thing: tackles him into a ditch.

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    Korn leaves for a day and Cathcart is mad about it. They make up.

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    Clevinger and Dunbar fall in love disastrously between sometime after Bologna and Clevinger loses sight of what her 'after' the war will be. Dunbar reminds her that it doesn't matter.

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    Yossarian tries to find Orr, but instead it's Orr who finds him.

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    Cathcart and Korn are in different countries but still manage to spend Valentine's together.

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    Reunited with Yossarian after the war, the chaplain lives out a daydream that his mind had conjured up back in Pianosa.

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    Post- the Kid Samson and McWatt thing, Yossarian is Not having a good night. Turns out Orr isn't either, and suggests a way to remind each other that, in fact, not everyone they know is dead. Awkwardness and comfort ensues.

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    Snowden asks Yossarian to help him stop feeling cold.

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    One time Milo kissed Yossarian on the moist, fresh lips, and one time Yossarian kissed Milo on the moist, fresh lips.

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    He was confused. All those months, when he was trapped in the ridiculousness of war, he’d thought he knew exactly what he wanted, but now he wasn’t sure. He didn’t remember what life was like back home. What was home anyway? The country that owned him and forced him to fly suicidal missions in a war he had no personal interest in? He didn’t think so.

    So, instead, he lay in his hospital cot with an imaginary case of appendicitis and Harry Potter dutifully faked a migraine to be placed in a cot beside him.

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    NottPott meets Catch-22.

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    Michaela watches Yossarian tear Luciana's number up, and makes a promise to herself that she'll see Luciana again. After falling hopelessly in love, of course.

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    Yossarian's in the hospital (again), and this time, Milo comes to him with a preposition on how to get him out.

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    Havermeyer spends nights shooting mice. The gunshots keep Appleby awake.

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    All your favorite C22 survivors, except it's 1964 and the war was the Vietnam War. It's back to civilian life, reconnecting and building relationships, reminiscing on the war days, and catharsis because life moves on, time keeps passing, and there's money to make.

    The characters each chapter is about is written in the beginning author's note at each chapter.

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    What are your thoughts on arson?

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    If (fairly huge if but i'ts happened before) i keep writing this series later I plan to add more shorts from maybe a series of AUs. Right now it's just a cheeky coffee-shop fic. Without the essential romance part. Yet. I'm still working my way into the trope, my dudes. Features Yossarian, Dunbar, Orr, Clevinger and possibly a touch of Milo. AlSO i don't drink coffee cause brain go brrr in a negative sense so i'm Uniquely unqualified to write this trope. Please correct me if my coffee terminology is non-canon.

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    Dunbar notices that Yossarian is madly in love with the chaplain, and persuades him to ask the chaplain on a date. This work includes made up scenes about their relationship interwoven with canonical events from the book.

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