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A few tenets of Lieutenant Dunbar’s personal philosophy
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Dunbar notices that Yossarian is madly in love with the chaplain, and persuades him to ask the chaplain on a date. This work includes made up scenes about their relationship interwoven with canonical events from the book.
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How to "Win" Friends and "Influence" People by BiffStroganoff
Fandoms: Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
05 Jun 2020
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Chapter 19: "Lieutenant Colonel Korn was a loyal, indispensable ally who got on Colonel Cathcart's nerves. ... Colonel Cathcart was greatly indebted to Colonel Korn and did not like him at all. The two were very close."
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Yossarian's Three Reasons to Love Roman Food by therealjoegoldberg
Fandoms: Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
12 May 2020
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Every reason Yossarian loved Rome, and every reason he hated it.
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- English
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Yossarian sighed, stopped and turned to face him. “Listen, I can’t do this right now. I’m supposed to be getting ready to go get killed.”
“Well we can talk when you get back.”
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y/n and milo get 2 know each other <3
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Orr was gone.
His things still lied on the bed as if he just left for dinner.
His tools were strewn around the floor. He didn’t manage to clean them up before the mission. He was in hurry, determined to finish repairing the stove by the time of getting on plane. He did it.
‘The damned, fucking stove’ snapped Yossarian, replacing the sadness that flooded him by outburst of anger. -
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Finn gets demoted to Sanitation again, and gossips with Lieutenant Mitaka.
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- Part 2 of Numbered Catches
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Some existential, nihilistic poetry from the perspective of Yossarian.
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Chaplain A. T. Tappman returns home to find his family unharmed by the war. Restive at this fact, he leaves to find Yossarian.
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If Orr was unattractive, then why did Yossarian keep catching himself looking at his lips?
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Yossarian made it to Sweden, where he found Orr and made a few discoveries about himself.
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'Have you ever done it with a man?'
Yossarian shuddered and stared at Orr in stunned silence, with his mouth wide agape.
'What?' he asked finally, staring down at the small man who was kneeling on the floor next to his stove, not even looking at him.
'I'm asking,' Orr explained patiently, 'if you've ever done it with a man. Women don't like you, so I thought you'd have more luck with men.'
Yossarian laughed, shaking his head. 'No, I have never done it with a man.'
'Would you want to?' Orr asked immediately, looking up at him with mischievous curiosity.
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Orr has no business tinkering in the wee hours of the night and despite Yossarian telling him this countless times, he doesn’t listen. What comes next is a tent fire and a mildly heroic Yo-Yo.
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'What are you doing?' Yossarian asked tiredly, watching Orr from the corner of his eye.
The two of them were currently preparing to rest, after having been abandoned by Milo Minderbinder, who decided to prioritize artichokes sales over them. Neither of them knew where he had run off to, so they had no choice but to stick together, trying to find someplace to sleep. Their best option turned out to be the plane, with its cold metal floor.
Yossarian knew that he wasn't going to get any sleep, but at least they were relatively safe there.
'Oh, me?' Orr asked, looking back at him. He had been walking around the plane, seemingly for no reason except to annoy Yossarian. 'I'm looking for something to cover up with. The floor is cold.'
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What if Yossarian didn't immediately say no to Orr?
(author is coping, ok)
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yossarian has committed himself to the hospital again and is finding himself extremely touch-starved and unable to push away the constant reminders of the things that haunt him. thankfully, he is not completely alone
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Chaplain captain Albert Taylor Tappman wanders around Pianosa, unaware that Yossarian is madly in love with him.
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Clevinger was surprised to find himself in Hell.