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    One day, I sat with my friend and we began to talk about Cas. What started out as a casual conversation about Castiel's badassery soon turned into a shit talk. I cried from laughing too hard. We met again. And again.
    This is what happened.

    Sometimes serious, sometimes trashy - a collection of short drabbles and one-shots mainly revolving around Castiel trying to get along in the human world, featuring the Winchesters, some horrible pick-up lines, Castiel's trenchcoat and frowns. A lot of frowns.

    Updated irregularly.

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    English
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    5/?
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    "Shhhh, don't worry, Cassie. I won't let that happen, you'll never have to harm another one of our brothers and sisters as long as I am around to prevent it."

    It was an empty promise, he knew that, but it was what Castiel needed to hear and what Gabriel wanted to believe. But there wasn't a way for him to protect his little brother forever, not when he couldn't stand to be in Heaven for another day, another hour, another instant.

    Unless he brought Castiel with him.

    _______

    Or, in which Gabriel doesn't leave Heaven by himself and instead takes a certain human-loving fledgling with him. He does his thing and becomes a Trickster, while Castiel goes around healing good people in bad situations.

    Alternatively, there really needed to be more Castiel and Gabriel bonding time and shit, so I rewrote a bunch of stuff to make that happen.

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    English
    Words:
    15,606
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1741
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    Dean decides it's time to bring Benny back and actually keep one friend this time around.

    The first few chapters will be Dean, Sammy and Cas getting Benny back and other chapters will be one shot/ficlets set during Season 12.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,847
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    279
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    The Winchesters move into yet another new town. The first ones they meet? The Novaks. This is a story of repressed feelings and lots of jumping forward between events in the time they know each other. These are the reasons that, eventually, they fell for each other. Some fell faster, and some fell slower. Some were outright idiots and assumed their infatuation was purely platonic. However it happened, somehow in the end the universe saw fit to allow these idiots to wander the same path, whether or not it was a good choice is irrelevant.

    Language:
    English
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    3,427
    Chapters:
    1/32
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    100
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    Dean is a mechanic, working and living at the Novak mansion where he doesn't like anything about the upper class snobbish family, especially Castiel. The boy is stuck-up and Dean has better things to worry about than why Castiel got under his skin so quickly.

    In a time and place where the classes don't associate with each other and rich boys only marry rich girls, Dean and Castiel find themselves learning a lot about the importance of character, friendship and love over wealth and status.

    "A coward is incapable of exhibiting love, it is the prerogative of the brave." Mahatma Gandhi

    Language:
    English
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    32,556
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1082
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    Dean Winchester is less then thrilled to take the flight to see his friend Charlie. Charlie he loves, airplanes not so much. When a pat-down goes private with TSA-agent Castiel Dean is left feeling... a whole lot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    428
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    Castiel spends most of his time in his parents's church, but on Thursdays he can let go and do whatever he likes. One day he meets a green eyed boy by the name of Dean, little did he know that he wouldn't end up on the run.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,159
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1401
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    Tonight we're taking names cuz we don't fuck around

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    103
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    Just a little ficlet that was born of a writing group lesson on making sure you are saying what you think you are saying. Words and phrasing matter! Just ask Sam.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    691
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    Ficlet written to the prompt: Multilingual Castiel and a Case fic AU

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    473
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    When a women dies and seemed to rapidly aged by the time she was discovered the Winchesters and + one go on the case. However tension are tight and the Winchesters become stupidly rash (what else is new) and Castiel once again as to clean up their mess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,518
    Chapters:
    2/16
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    83
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    cas is a witch and dean doesn’t know

    or

    the one where dean he thought he hated witches but he may have to make an exception for one witch

    based off of this amazing fanart: http://migglangelus.tumblr.com/post/170657411041/a-smol-witchy-boi

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    555
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    It's May 18th.
    It's 2018.
    It's a few minutes to 9 PM.
    At precisely 9, according to his soulmate tattoo, Dean will meet his soulmate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    379
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    1808
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    “And at the end of it all I'm gonna have teased you so fucking much that you’ll barely be able to walk with that beautifully hard cock heavy between your legs. Cuz guess what Cas? You’re not gonna come until I say you can. You're gonna be a good boy and if you're not, well” Dean let out a dark chuckle.

    “That means more punishment for you.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2758
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    Dean wants to be with Castiel, but is tired of waiting. Can Castiel work through his shit before he;s lost Dean for good?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,120
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    406
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    Dean is at the Bunker with Sam and Sydney after Castiel left them. Castiel is missing for a few days already and Dean is freaking out about it.

    Language:
    English
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    569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    375
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    [Sequel to When They Think of Me (They Think of You)] Six months later, nobody expected this to happen. “What did you think? We were all going to live happily ever after? Please. Spare me your sparkly bullshit.” – Destiel, Sabriel, Anna/Charlie/Jo, Jess/Garth, and others.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,809
    Chapters:
    3/20
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    551
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    Somewhere down below them, there's a woman getting ready to have a baby in a barn, and big plans are in place for the birth announcement. It's going to be great, it's going to be epic, and if everybody would just stop being stupid, Michael won't have to resort to violence to make it happen.

    Or: How the Heavenly Hosts celebrated the first Christmas, family style.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    303
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    Told in Dean’s POV, John comes back from the dead and is ready to kill. Dean must keep Sam safe while juggling Cad and John. When his memories intersect with reality, can he make the right choices?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,645
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    128
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    “Hey, Cupcake Police.” Dean beams as he pushes through the glass doors. A bell chimes, the aroma of coffee permeate the air, and the tangy sweet scent of lemon cuts through the bittersweetness. It’s been a couple months since Dean stepped into this bakery for the first time and had his feet kicked from under him by a man with brilliant blue eyes.

    Those blue eyes are glaring at Dean now, and instead of a greeting, Cas says with ice chips in his voice, “We’re closed.”

     

    When Dean pays Castiel a second visit, the reception isn't what he expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    5156

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