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    Dean Winchester was a small town 18 year old itching to leave and enlisting in the army seemed like the best option for someone who was lost.

    Three tours later Dean returns to Lawrence, Kansas with physical and mental scars and a guilt he can't talk about.

    An attempt to open up to a new friend results in emotions and thoughts he'd been pressing down and a realization that he can't forget what happened.

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    Dean has just entered his senior year and is Captain of the Varsity Football team. Him and the guys hear about two new transfer's. They're two of Michael's cousins. Castiel and Gabriel Novak. Dean isn't sure why he's drawn to the blue eyed brother but decides not to over think it too much and make friends with the intriguing guy.

    Cas and his siblings have just moved to Freewill, Kansas. At first Cas thinks his senior year will be just lile every other. Almost no friends and boring outside of sports. That is until he meets Dean Winchester. Hot football player who is just Castiel's type, however the guys becomes quick friends and Cas doesn't want to lose that.

    Updated every Saturday at 12am PST

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    Get ready for some Dean-ial, fluff, angst, athletic boys, sexy cars, A+ parenting, some slow-burn, and smut.

    Some chapters might have drawings accompanying them.

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    Dean Winchester is a video producer at Buzzfeed and he loves his job. The only downside is the outrageously crazy things they expect of him sometimes, like eating raw animal testicles or trying on women’s lingerie. Actually, he loves working at buzzfeed precisely for these outrageously crazy things and if he was being completely honest, he may have liked the pink satin panties a little too much.

    And, speaking of outrageous things, Dean now has his coworker and honorary “husband for a month”, Castiel Novak moving in on Friday, all for the sake of a social experiment video. Godammit, Buzzfeed!

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    Dean unexpectedly receives a package with a fully functional hyper-realistic, sort-of-attractive and likable robot, named Castiel.

    Castiel adjusts to "civilian life" and is more than happy to learn about Humanity from Dean. Dean adjusts to having a robot that's more adorable than a metal man has any business being...

    Also, food will be featured heavily, whether or not it's actually important to the plot, or if it's because I always write when hungry, you decide. But I suggest making a sandwich before you sit down and read this. Trust me.

    Also all science, is psuedo-science, as I'm no scientist.

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    September 17th, 1989.

    The boys are growing up, and it's time to leave sandboxes and swings behind. Okay, maybe they can still go on the swings.

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    Chapter 5 of the "September 17th" series; a story that takes place on Sept. 17, in different years. Can be read as a stand-alone one-shot, but to understand everything it's best to read from the beginning!

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    September 17th, 1988.

    Cas is still as serious as always, but Dean can always make him smile. Though strawberry lemonade can always help.

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    Chapter 4 of the "September 17th" series; a story that takes place on Sept. 17, in different years. Can be read as a stand-alone one-shot, but to understand everything it's best to read from the beginning!

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    Dean and Castiel end up at the fair with Sam and Jack. There are lots of tears and mini donuts.

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    Dean didn't get paid nearly enough for the job he did. Seriously. Using the money he had set aside for his missing brother to purchase Lucifer's Prom Dress from a monster auction, and then traveling halfway across the country with Heaven and Hell's most coveted weapon riding shotgun had to be worth more than credit card fraud could provide. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Boy with the Demon Blood just had to be named Sam, didn't he?

    Sam didn't get paid enough, either, but he was significantly less picky than Dean. He just wanted a family, a place to call home, a chance to find out what hug was like, and maybe a break from the constant nightmares. If that was too much to ask, he would understand, seeing as he was a stupid, disobedient, demon-blooded monster who disappointed every owner he had. Just one thing, then? Maybe? Just an older brother to get in between him and the monsters and pain and nightmares; one who would sometimes, if Sam was a very good boy, call him Sammy and give him hugs.

    Yeah, that would be nice. That would be more than enough for Sam.

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    Writing Prompt I saw on Pinterest. Prompt will be at the end notes!

    Dean Winchester is in the hospital, yet again. His least favorite home away from home. This visit just might be a little different from his usual. Cue, the charming nurse with the unruly sex-hair. Okay, so hospitals might not be that bad...

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    Dean tries to make Cas’s first big Fourth of July one to remember but ends up messing it up in the process.

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    Imagine all your favourite angels stuck in a SuperTarget for the Zombie Apocalypse

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    1x04;

    When Dean and Sam decide to take Castiel out on a hunt, they meet new, foreign adversaries that challenge them to a duel of sorts. However, more than their dignity is at stake when Castiel is the prize.

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    1x02;

    While Sam is on demon blood detox, Castiel and Dean decide to take the day off so the latter can teach the former about being human.

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    Dean is just trying to get through college, keep his grades up and avoid mentioning his name, lest he garner sympathy about his father, the late John Winchester, former professor of theology. He's pre-med and he volunteers at the hospital and that's sort of it, but he might as well join the gymnastics team, with all the cartwheels he has to do around Sam's well-meaning concern and his harping about how they need a third roommate. (He's not gonna join the gymnastic team.)

    When coincidences align, it is Castiel Milton who becomes Sam and Dean's third roommate, the mysterious, sweatered candy striper that has been avoiding Dean for months. The mysterious, sweatered, and unfairly attractive candy striper. It quickly becomes clear that there is something...off about Castiel. Something different. He keeps impossible hours, shuttles people in and out at the crack of dawn, and after what Dean thought was opening up to him, he's gone back to ignoring Dean's existence entirely.

    Before Dean knows it, he is catapulted into an impossible world, a world made up of vampires, centuries-old entities, a massive conspiracy, civil unrest, and the scariest thing yet: emotional intimacy.

    He just wanted to fucking graduate.

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    One video camera. Two oblivious dorks in love. Seventy-seven questions about their totally platonic relationship.

    Bring it on.

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    When your comprehension of Chaos Theory stems from Jeff Goldblum’s character in Jurassic Park, there’s a distinct possibility that said comprehension is paltry at best. But whether the chaotic events in Dean Winchester’s life are actually an anarchic mathematical probability, or simply a drop of water running down different paths on his hand; Dean was certain of one thing:

    He was completely and totally fucked. And not in a good way.

    [This is a prompt-based rewrite of Season 9 of Supernatural, in which Dean was upfront with Cas from the get-go and helped him get used to being human.]

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    Castiel is human, in the bunker long-term, and messing up all the careful work Dean has done to keep his feelings buried. But their rapidly changing relationship isn't all they have to worry about. Things are getting complicated.
    Follows directly on from my previous fic 'Escalation'. Set suring S9, canon-divergent.

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    Castiel has always been the obedient son. Losing his parents, and losing himself has made it difficult to find his way out of the cage he's locked himself in. Constantly striving to please, his life has always been the same routine- pray, learn, sleep, repeat. Until one day his life begins to slowly change and he can't understand what's different. Until he can.

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    A lost angel is shown the value of humanity, and ultimately himself, from an accidental encounter with one infuriatingly optimistic human. And a downtrodden, broken human is shown (by a changed angel) how to live again, instead of merely survive.

    [Timestamp for Dimension 3]

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