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"Wiseass." Bela grabs him by the tie and pulls him down to her level. "You're late to my party, you insult me, and then think you can worm your way out of it with a fake affection?" She stares at him, her eyes shooting daggers. "You are a worm, and you should be grateful that I'm even allowing you to stay."
Dean's lips press into a firm, hard-line. "Again, my apologies."
"Your boss will hear of this insolence." Bela slowly eyes him up and down. "Good thing you're pretty, I'd have you escorted off the premises now." She turns and walks away, stopping to look over her shoulder. "When you do come back to the floor, do bring more of those crab puffs, and find me immediately." She waves Dean off and focuses her attention on another gentleman.
Dean rolls his eyes and turns to go back to the kitchen when his eyes lock on a guy across the room. He has dark, messy hair and eyes that cannot possibly be so blue. He stares for a moment, ripping his eyes away only when he realizes the other guy has caught him staring. Dean blushes and rushes back into the kitchen.
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- Part 20 of Nickel's Story Time Series
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An accidental one night stand between Castiel and Dean leads to whispered confessions and miscommunications.
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Having never Trick-Or-Treated before, Lucifer, Gabriel and Michael decide to deage everyone so they can go out for Halloween. Never mind how horrible the last gathering went. Of course Sam, Dean and Adam aren't so happy with being forcibly turned back into teenagers. At least costumes make everything more fun...?
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- Part 2 of Novak-Milligan-Winchester Series
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Dean and Cas reminiscence being idiots while baking a cake.
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Dean was abused when he was younger. Now with Sam out of the house, he takes it upon himself to get revenge for when they experienced when they were younger. He finds Cas along the way.
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'Cause Love's Such an Old Fashioned Word by isangelousdenim for Bumocusal
Fandoms: Supernatural
15 Oct 2019
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It's the '80s and Dean Winchester is horny.
With that in mind, and his girlfriend not exactly lending a helping hand, Dean decides to go to the adult video store downtown. He heard about it from a group of guys at the Roadhouse that also mentioned a booth in the back that shows the movies for a cover charge.
When Dean finally works up the courage to go to the store, he's astounded to find that he's more interested in the dark-haired employee than the actual porno—But, as previously mentioned, it's the '80s. So, his attraction is kind of a problem. Well, it would be, but Dean's too busy getting his brains sucked out through his dick to really notice.
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Sam and Dean get sent to another TV Land that's slightly different than the last. In this version, Jensen and Misha are dating. Can Dean keep it together long enough to be rescued and avoid ruining his precariously platonic relationship with Castiel? (cue Sam laughing in the background)
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- Part 3 of Supernatural Kink Bingo
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A Hunter, an Angel, A Werewolf and a FED Walked Into a Bar... by all-or-nothing-baby (BundleOfSoy) for novemberhush, sharkfish
Fandoms: Supernatural, Teen Wolf (TV)
04 Oct 2019
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If Dean didn’t look away now, he’d be popping a boner like a fourteen-year-old finding his first skin mag under Dad’s bed.
He resumed his saunter back to the table just as the Hot Dudes peeled themselves apart.
"Cas..." Dean grunted, setting the drinks down and immediately sinking both his whiskeys as Cas joined them. “Who're these fellas?"
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The one where Destiel meet Sterek...
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Castiel Milton and Dean Winchester are the only immortals left in the world.
Of course they'd go and fall in love with each other.
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Castiel gets injured on a hunt, causing tension between himself and Dean. Sam is forced to play mediator, but even he can’t predict how the night unravels. Held up in a shack in the mountains, the trio discovers how far they’ll go for each other.
Written for the Team Free Will Big Bang on tumblr, featuring art by the amazing Leaf Zelindor!
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"It seemed impossible.
Dean had awoken in his own bed – he saw it as his, had for a while, but even the night before he had marvelled at it; his bed, in his home, the place that had crept up on him as home seemingly so long ago he’d forgotten when it happened – hurt, but alive.
Alive, the day after the banishment of God."
My take on The End of Supernatural, concentrating predominantly on Dean and Cas talking things out and admitting their feelings because, honestly, at the end of it all THAT’S the part that will TRULY haunt me forever if the show doesn’t go through with this shit
In a nutshell, A Post-Season-15 Fix-It Fic Before There’s Even a Season 15 To Fix, because that’s just how little faith I have in my jaded old age, and that’s just how ridiculously specific of an ideal I have in regards to how Dean and Cas’s first confession and kiss should go.
Come with me and enjoy some pre-emptive damage control Closure before the pain of this show ending truly hits us for the last time!
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Sam is about to become name partner at the law firm he's worked at for years. He invites Dean to the celebration, but Dean gets trapped in the elevator with Sam's pompous, dickbag, too-good looking coworker Castiel. Stuck for hours with someone he hates and a boatload of alcohol, what could possibly go wrong?
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After 2 weeks of living blissfully since getting engaged, injured former marathon runner Castiel and his fiancée Dean couldn't be happier. Or at least that's what Cas thought.
All it takes is an argument for their world to come crashing down. From happy to desperate in a single day can Dean fix what has shattered in time to save their relationship and his husband to be. -
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"I have an idea!" Charlie giggled as she stood up. She stumbled a little, but Dorothy shot her hand up and helped steady her. "I saw a new game in the closet. It's a game we all know, but they put it on cards."
Dean shot a look at Cas who shrugged in return.
Charlie opened the closet. "I know I saw it. Oooh! Here!" She picked up the game and held it over her head triumphantly. "Never Have I Ever!"
"No, no, no, no." Dean stood up and intercepted Charlie. "Red, no one wants to know everything about everyone."
"You're a spoilsport, Winchester." Charlie pouted. A few other people agreed with her, causing Dean to roll his eyes.
"Do you all seriously think any of you are sober enough to play this?" He looked around and saw a mixture of heads nodding yes and heads shaking no.
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- Part 7 of Nickel's Story Time Series
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When a storm comes through and tears away the roof of Dean's beloved night club, Nereid, he believes all is lost. But can the anonymous donations and the attractive new guy, Castiel repair all the things that have been broken?
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- Part 5 of Nickel's Story Time Series
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Dean, with help from his newly-wed Husband Castiel, had finally got what he always dreamed of. A wonderful Husband, their own apartment and now he was the owner of Singer's Auto's.
He had he dream job, the dream business... and a shedload of crippling debts.
As the stress and workload start piling up on them both and long hours push them apart, can they keep their perfect relationship intact, or will the white picket fence get torn down by the oncoming storm. -
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Back from the dead and acting strange, Gabriel finds himself in debt to Crowley. In order to free himself he must fulfill a contract by spying on the Winchesters, who are trying to shut the Gates of Hell. But after Sam catches Gabriel spying on him in the shower (naturally), the contract is voided and Gabriel finds himself enslaved to Crowley as payment. Sam figures out Gabriel’s deal with the devil and tries to help, but ends up caught up in it himself. Eventually, Sam and Crowley discover the cause of Gabriel’s strange behavior, and the unlikely trio of heroes and villains come together to save their favorite feathered frenemy from an even greater threat.
Written for the Supernatural Canon Bang on tumblr! It also features my favorite supernatural creature from Eastern Mythology, who sadly never made it onto the show.
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after cas fainted from dehydration dean tries to make him drink water. cas attempts to run away from him
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Dean Winchester's life has never been easy, but it was finally looking up. He had a fiancé he loved more than anything and a shot at that apple-pie life he'd always envied Sam for. So of course, the universe had to go and screw it all to hell.
Sam Winchester thought that maybe, just maybe, his boyfriend was The One. And it kinda seemed like they were moving toward tying the knot. But shit happens, and sometimes 'shit' entails 'a super tumultuous emotional roller coaster that Sammy did not sign up for.'
Rated T for strong language.
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- Part 1 of Save Me 'verse
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Benny sat up in his chair laughing harder than previously. "Dean Winchester, do you hear yourself?"
Dean rolled his eyes. "Yes, I do. We figured it out a few years back when we were at a restaurant. We got a sweetheart discount cause the waitress thought we were the cutest couple. Then we realized that we were both comfortable enough with each other that we can share a queen size bed. Saves a hell of a lot of money that way, pretending you're dating or married."
"Boy, you sure as hell ain't pretending."
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- Part 2 of Nickel's Story Time Series