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    Life has been peaceful since Castiel came home. Yes, memories from the Empty still bother him and no, he and Dean have not talked about what happened yet, but he is sure this is the happiest he has ever been. All he needs is a place to think about everything that has happened, a place he can sit and reflect in solitude, a place where no human has touched and the quiet and beauty of it can soothe him. Such a place resides in the woods behind the bunker and though it may need a bit of work, Castiel is set on making it something beautiful. With a bit of fertilizer and a push from Sam of all things, he may find that his garden will not be the only thing that will blossom this spring...

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    Dean Winchester is an investigative journalist always willing to risk digging into the stories no other journalists would dare investigate, which includes the dark secret at the heart of Mount Massive Asylum after receiving an anonymous email from a whistleblower.

    Unfortunately, Dean’s ambition is about to earn him an intimate tour of hell on earth, as well as thrust his old best friend, Castiel Novak, back into his life after a particularly brutal betrayal two years ago.

    At first, the objective is to blow the lid off the operation, but it quickly evolves into a fight to stay alive for as long as Dean and Castiel can and record everything possible—all while their only choices of navigation are to run, hide, or die.

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    Even if they share a room, is no secret to anyone that Dean and Castiel hate each other.

    So, why, suddenly, did they start dating?

    Or

    The one where Dean and Castiel are roommates that hate each other, but thanks to a misunderstanding, they have to pretend to date so Castiel's abusive ex leaves him alone and Dean's mom can be happy. That's until pretending becomes reality.

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    Cas is relatively happy. He's an adjunct professor of digital photography at the local community college preparing for his first show at the local art gallery. He's been dating the owner of said gallery for several months and they are doing well, he thinks. Until he arrives home early one afternoon to find his boyfriend in their bed with someone other than him.

    Dean is also relatively happy - for someone who is single and works two jobs. He loves creating new yummy pastries and desserts for his aunt's coffee shop and cafe, even though the morning hours are killing him on top of the night shifts he works helping his uncle driving the garage's tow truck. But he'll do anything for his little brother, including running himself into the ground so Sammy doesn't have to work. The nerd is a genius and needs to concentrate on school, not on some job.

    Their lives crash into one another when the Winchester brothers have an empty room in their house to rent and Cas finds himself in need of a place to stay. Dean and Cas are undeniably attracted, but can they each overcome their insecurities and doubts so they can finally find a home in each other?

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    Castiel’s goodbye was emotional and tragically unrequired. But now it’s Dean’s turn to talk.

    Dean’s been in heaven for a few months. When he runs into his best friend for the first time, he’s frustrated and angry, but also extremely relieved. His insecurities make him veil his feelings into a bitey, stealthy, messy research on his angel's emotions. Unfortunately Cas is still too ashamed and oblivious to ease Dean’s probing, so they end up dancing around each other.

    Don’t get your hopes up, besides the initial descriptive logorrhea, it’s basically a very long dialogue between two lovers in spe. Or rather Dean’s monologue with Castiel’s brief interjections. Well, our angel had tons of lines back in canon, so.

    It’s the missing filler scene from the last episode, placed several months after Dean checked in to heaven and years before Sam’s death.

    The only trigger warning: it’s painfully exhausting and you may feel groggy.

    Fun fact: the talk would take up an entire episode.

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    It's been about a month since I've seen or heard from Castiel. It's been about a month since I've had a full night of rest. I just lie there, waiting for his familiar gravely voice to break the silence that surrounds me.

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    Dean is terrible at communication and assumes Cas does not love him, despite them dating for a month already. Dean deploys the help of Sam and some whiskey to pull of a mission.
    His mission? Lay a fat smackeroo on Cas.

    Castiel reaction is shocking, to say the least.

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    Dean's hands felt numb as he stared at the words.

    The piece of paper crinkled in his grip, his knuckles white.

    He knew he shouldn't have read it, but he hadn't been able to avert his eyes.

    He knew he shouldn't have read it, but it was too late now, far too late.

    He stared at the words immortalized in black pen on white paper, in the angel's handwriting. This piece of paper that had looked so unassuming, so innocent where he picked it up from the floor under the war room table.

    How should Dean have known that in picking it up, his world would shatter around him.

    ~oOo~
    Or, the one where Dean reads something he shouldn't have read, and everything changes.

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    In which, Dean doesn't leave Cas high and dry after kicking him out. Featuring road trips, drunken nights, and gasp one bed.

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    “Castiel,” Dean said, sounding out each letter, savoring the word, and lord Castiel would be lying if he said he didn’t love the way his name rolled off Dean’s tongue.

    updates on Fridays, inspired by @scurt.scurt on tiktok!

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    Six months. 

    Six months on the day, and Dean couldn't do it anymore.

    He hadn't told anyone. Not even Sam.

    Dean wished it didn't have to be this way, wished he didn't have to do this.

    He wished this would be enough. His family surrounding him, peaceful and happy. He wished they were enough.

    Forgive me.

    With a last deep breath, Dean straightened, blinked the tears from his eyes.

    And went. 

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    This is basically a collection of all the scenes that are head-canon to me, therefore everything is canon-compliant. Lots of Destiel smut and Destiel overall. Most scenes are explicit - see also the tags. For the most part chapters can be read as one-shots, but it's head-canon to me so it fits in either way, though some of the scenes tie back to one another.

    I'll include where in the canon these scenes take place and it's probably better to re-watch an episode for the chapter.

    I'll update as often as I can, and if you have any suggestions, let me know :)

    Anyway, happy reading!

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    Dean Winchester deserves a break. It has been decades of struggle, horror, and loss and he is so, so tired of it. When Team Free Will successfully fends off Chuck's plan for total universal obliteration, he sees the chance to finally relax. So when Sam comes to him with what he is convinced is a case, Dean is hesitant to investigate. As the bodies pile and the circumstances get eerily familiar, he has no choice but to investigate. What once seemed like a simple black and white case becomes so much more; more confusing, more dark, and far more dangerous. Will Team Free save the day or will time run out before they can save themselves?

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    An examination of Dean and his queerness through his self-expression and how he’s perceived.

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    In a world, where two women have grown up and decided to continue the fanfiction they were writing at 16, the thrilling saga of Dean and Cas continues.
    Will Dean and Cas ever bang? Will Balthazar get over the loss of his third testicle? Why is there suddenly magic?

    We recommend reading part 1 (Something), but it's not necessary. For the most part, one could probably read part 2 as a stand-alone. Some jokes and context just might not make sense at times

    Stay tuned for the thrilling second edition of Something™️.

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    Angels weren't supposed to feel or care. And Castiel never really truly had a problem with that. I mean why would he? He had orders and commands that he needed to follow because in his mind nothing was more important. Nothing else mattered...... Untill he raised a hunter from hell. Untill he met Dean Winchester. This fic follows their story from beginning to end. It shows you the good and the bad. From beginning to end... Even when it hurts the most.

    ( Hey guys just some background info about this fic. It's gonna follow the storyline from when Castiel was introduced to the very end. It'll show stuff from the povs and their thoughts. It will also show moments between them we never got the chance to see on screen. This is their story. From beginning to end. It's for them. )

     

    (This is my first fic so give me some tips in the comments if you wish!!)

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    This is my Supernatural finale fix-it. It takes place on Earth, because damaged people and queer people deserve to have happiness while they are alive. This is short and sweet, but it's how I've been imagining the end for myself for the past year or so, when it plays out in my mind. Caution: there is mention of a homophobic slur. This story is sad in a few places, but it has a happy ending and NO ONE DIES, cuz we've been traumatized enough. I believe this rendition of the end is canon through at least episode 15x18, and maybe 15x19. 15x20 doesn't exist.

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    The "When Harry Met Sally" x "Supernatural" fusion that literally no one asked for. Yes this was inspired by that time Jensen and Misha read THAT scene at a con.

    DISCLAIMER: I do not own the plot or characters of either Supernatural or When Harry Met Sally… and do not claim to own either property of the respective creators.

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    Retirement isn’t really what Dean thought it would be, but he should have known he’d never actually get to have that apple pie life. For what it matters, nothing bad ever happens in the quiet Arkansas town he calls home these days, and he’s getting by alright working for a living like a regular person. He tries to tell himself that, anyway. He still sleeps with a gun under his pillow, and the Impala’s trunk is still an arsenal. It’s not a bad life, but there’s something (or, someone) missing. …Until one afternoon, when Dean's angel wanders into his mechanic shop like everything's fine, and he somehow wasn't dead for a year.

    Little by little, they learn how to adjust to a mostly normal life together. Dean is determined to make up for lost time, but navigating their years of emotional constipation might just be worse than the plot of any chick flick Sam has ever forced him to watch. …Never mind Dean’s bisexuality crisis and Castiel’s, well, sexuality-in-general crisis.

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    "....I don’t even know what the guy looks like for christ’s sake!”

    He sets the timer and goes to wash his hands as Charlie waltzes back over to her seat with a sing-song, “But I-I-I-I- doooooo!”

    He knows that tone of voice, he looks over his shoulder at his friend, “And?”

    Charlie throws her head back and lets out a laugh, her red curls bouncing with the motion. She pulls it back the very next second, and with a serious look says, “Dude. You are in so much trouble.”

    -or-

    Castiel Novak answers an ad and moves into Dean Winchester's house. His friendship with the blue-eyed stranger blossoms, causing Dean to re-evaluate a lot of things; his insistence that Harry Styles is terrible, putting up with his homophobic father...and his relationship with his girlfriend.

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