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    The sky is blue, grass is green, Castiel Novak is an asshole (and maybe, just maybe, Dean Winchester is too).

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    Dean and Castiel are starting their second year of college. Cuteness ensues.

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    MAJOR SEASON 15 SPOILERS: Takes place in the immediate aftermath of episode 15x18 (DESPAIR) after Cas gets taken by the empty. (Rewriting my own version of how I think it should have gone instead of what transpired in 15x19, though bits of it will be inspired by some of the events in that episode.)

    Dean reckons with the hurt of having to watch Cas get taken by the Empty before he even had a chance to say goodbye, to tell Cas how he really feels. He, Sam, and Jack devise a plan to bring Cas, and the world, back from the brink of oblivion.

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    Dean is dead. It's a shitty situation, but it's made better when he learns Cas is in Heaven too. One problem: Cas is nowhere to be found and Jimmy Novak is sitting in the Roadhouse wearing Cas' face.

    aka: Jimmy just wants some peace, and Dean just wants to find Castiel.

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    Supernatural 15x18 coda

    Dean always knew how he felt about Castiel. He just never thought it would be reciprocated or that it would lead to this.

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    By the time everyone else calls it a night and heads off to bed, it's well past midnight. Eileen is the last to go, pressing a kiss to the top of Sam's head before she smiles and leaves the map room. Sam smiles up at her, his eyes a little watery like they have been every time he's looked at Eileen since she came back. Dean grins a little, watching them. And his heart aches a little, too.

    Sam looks carefully at him after Eileen leaves. Dean can feel himself starting to bristle slightly. Sam's been giving him that look almost non-stop, ever since he and Jack came bursting into the Bunker to find Dean huddled on the storeroom floor with blood on his jacket and his head in his hands.

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    Coda/fix-it for 15.18 "Despair".

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    Their final moments are upon them. They’ve played their final card and Chuck is announcing curtain call. But Dean still has a few seconds left. A few seconds to right the only wrong he’s ever truly regretted.

    So Dean will do the only thing he can do. His one final move in the famous final scene of Chuck’s shitty story. Something that Chuck believed completely unfathomable. Something, that, throughout all the universes, he’d never seen – not once.

    Dean is about to answer a question that Cass should have never even needed to ask.

    And maybe – maybe – one last ditch effort in a world gone mad is enough to turn the tides just enough so they might hear what ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really means.

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    Instead of sending them to Purgatory, Michael traverses all the universes with Dean and Castiel in the hopes of finding one where good prevailed and Chuck was defeated. Along the way Dean and Castiel's relationship is put under strain.

    Will Michael play mediator?

    Will the alternate versions of Dean, Sam and Castiel force them to face their decisions and mend their relationship?

    What ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really mean?

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    “Sam,” trench coat gave the tall guy a look, a look telling him to stop, “This is Dean and Sam Winchester and I’m Castiel.”

    Castiel, as he called himself, had an unreadable expression on his face. Weird and cold, but his tone was curious.

    “They are hunters. I’m an Angel of the Lord,” he continued, slowly.

    There were a few seconds of silence, Alec frowning at the supposed angel. They kept saying they were hunters, as if that was supposed to make sense. Finally, Magnus clicked his tongue.

    “Alec, darling. I think they’re not from here.” he said quietly, pulling at Alec’s sleeve. Alec eyed him.

    “No shit.” said Alec crudely. Magnus rolled his eyes.

    “I mean, not from this universe.” the warlock clarified.

    Alec’s mouth hung open slightly. “Oh,” he said.

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    A Shadowhunters meets Supernatural AU story.

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    Life moves on after Chuck and this time, Dean gets his hunting job back to ghosts, gets his anticipated beach vacation, and also maybe if Lady luck would allow it, get his angel all under the sun.

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    “Detention, Winchester.” he says, smiling wickedly “Anyone else?”

    Dean falls back on the chair, boiling with rage, but still he manages to pray to the gods that no one does anything stupid. Not that Sam or Jack would. His brother and one of his best friends are both too much of nerds to say anything and get themselves in trouble.

    So, Dean just prays that the one other person, who could be stupid enough to do that, stays quiet.

    It must be God’s day off, because of course, Castiel opens his mouth.

    “That’s so unfair,” there’s a slight pause “Motherfucker?” he finishes hesitantly, like he’s not sure what he’s saying.

    Even though Dean internally wants to curse at him, he can’t help but snort. That was pretty funny.

    Crowley gives Castiel a bored look and then sighs. “For god’s sake, fine. Detention for you too, Novak.”
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    A Supernatural AU story based on the 1985 movie, The Breakfast Club.

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    How do we fall in love? Do we see someone across the room, strike up a conversation and the rest is history? Do we catch a whiff of a tantalizing or homey scent and follow the instincts of our secondary gender all the way to mating?

    Or is it possible to fall in love without seeing someone’s face? Without catching their scent?

    For the last four seasons we’ve been asking this question and this year, we do it again with an entirely new set of rules and an Alpha as you’ve never seen one. Welcome to LoveBlock.

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    Team Free Will saved the world at a steep cost. Several years have passed since Cas died, and Dean is looking back on his life. He is determined to finally face the truth- until a random lead takes him halfway across the world and back to the person he thought he'd lost.

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    Rowena is dead, Cas is gone, and Sam and Dean are learning how to live in the world they've saved.

    But the wound on Sam's shoulder still won't heal, and the visions it brings start showing him Cas — in mortal danger from a mysterious Enochian magic-user.

    When Dean goes to help him, Sam's left alone in the bunker with a head full of visions and a dead witch who keeps talking to him, if only when he doesn't ask her to.

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    While hunting a witch, Dean accidentally drinks a love potion that makes you see the one person you love.

    Or, just what it says in the tags. Dean's an idiot, Sam knows (he always knows), and Cas is just cute, as always.

    Based on a prompt from Tumblr on Pinterest.

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    “Cas, I know about the bees, you’ve told me this a d—”

    “Dean, ask me about the bees,” Cas reaffirms. “C’mon. I may just have something different to say.”

    Dean pinches the bridge of his nose before gesturing permission with the lazy wave of his hand.

    “Did you know bees can produce up to five pounds of honey in a day and each pound takes fifty-five thousand miles of flight time, but the average bee will only contribute to one-twelfth of that number before they die?” There’s a break in Cas’s speech he spends leaning into the table like Dean did. A smile and a wink find his face, but not before adding: “That’s why it’s so important I take good care of you.”

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    Written for writer's month prompt: cooking
    inspired by verobatto-angelxhunter's art!
    When Heaven considered their Warriors of rank in battle more important than those angels that spread ‘Love’, no wonder the human world reflects the same.

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    Castiel reveals Emily Dickinson is a prophet, Dean needs to board a hot air balloon, but most importantly TFW2.0 needs to retrieve a mythical weapon from heaven where a literal door in the sky exists. Adventure is clearly out there until the blue sky turns dark and things explode because the Bermuda Triangle is known for that.

    Amidst all the distractions of mirrors and doors, all Dean can think about is romance his angel or invoke his fury while Castiel only wants to gut a sorceress for laying a hand on his charge.

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    Sam thought Dean might want a little gift to lighten his spirits and soften the blow of joining the British Men of Letters after 12x14. It turns out that the gift- a shrink ray- was in fact operational, and the boys find themselves requiring Cas' help. It should come as little surprise that Cas is terrible at making decisions... One-shot.

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    Sam is tired of seeing Dean and Cas do this dance where they pretend they're happy being friends with benefits when they both clearly want more. And what kind of little brother would Sam be if he didn't meddle a little and help nudge their relationship in the right direction? Sam comes up with a plan, and throws a hypothetical scenario at Cas during a conversation, hoping the angel will take the bait and realize that Dean wants him just as much as Cas wants Dean.

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    After Dean cajoles Cas into watching Star Wars with him, Cas is unamused at being compared to C-3PO. Hijinks ensue.

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