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    Dean Winchester is a man who used to believe in foolish things: Wishes. Signs. True mates. He’s over all that now. Personal pain and messed-up biology cured him of those.

    And then in walks Castiel Novak, alpha extraordinaire, who smells like heaven and throws him into hell.

    Cas has always believed in true mates. He knows they exist—his family is full of them. He had his doubts about whether he’d have one himself, due to his biological “gift,” but when he meets Dean Winchester, his omega, it seems that destiny has finally smiled down on him.

    Too bad his true mate hates him.

    Forced by Dean’s medical complications to be together, Dean and Castiel must learn how to reconcile the past and the present, fate and choice, protection and sacrifice…before it’s too late.

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    Castiel never expected to come back again. Not this time. When he does, it’s to a distraught Jack and a world without Dean Winchester. A world where the reason he gave his life is gone. Dean is dead, and maybe that wouldn’t be as hard to accept if Castiel weren’t trapped in a human existence and unable to go to him in heaven.

    Jack’s solution to that is…creative. A window to heaven seems unorthodox, but at least it allows him to see and talk to Dean while allowing Jack to keep the natural order of things in place. Not that being alive while Dean is not feels natural at all.

    For Dean, the windows are a way to still be there for his family even while he adjusts to life in heaven. The most challenging part of that? How to start a relationship from dimensions apart. Or if they even should?

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    “We’re doing this, all of us”, Sam said. “I got one for us each. Dad’s journal has saved our asses more times than we can count. I think this will be a good thing.”

    “Yeah, yeah, whatever.”

    or: the one where everything is the same, except Sam convinces his family to bullet journal.

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    Dean and Cas meet every Christmas for a friends with benefits, no strings attached hook-up. Over the course of eight years, many things change but Dean and Cas’ arrangement remains a constant. In between sneaking around, accidental family meetings, jealousy, and plenty of sex, they always return to each other. As the years go by and feelings start to grow, can they manage to find some Christmas magic and their own happily ever after?

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    High tensions after a too-long road trip result in Sam and Cas posing as a couple for a case- not content to be left behind, Dean reluctantly throws his lot in as Rowena's date for the weekend.

    It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

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    Castiel has the abilities of an angel, meaning he can make someone explode with the snap of his fingers or to heal someone's liver. So why shouldn't he be able to do other things, like make Dean spontaneously orgasm in his kitchen. 'Cause that's just how Cas rolls.

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    After Dean and Cas had sex in the classroom as professors because of the cupids curse,
    They set a date for the night at 10pm,
    which is the time Dean winchester usually gets horny…
    Castiel goes to a sex store and meets up with someone
    Dean winchester is in his room fantasizing about Cas’s cock
    Hotdog pants and sextoys
    love confessions and sex scenes and so much more
    I hope you enjoy this one as much as i enjoy making Dean winchester a bottom <3

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    The fic where Dean and Cas are jack’s biological parents (alternate season 12 canon)

    Or, where two idiots share a drunken night together and it changes everything.

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    Alternate ending of the 15x18 episode of Supernatural, where the Empty comes but only takes Billie leaving Cas to suffer the consequences of his words.

    Where everything is the same except Castiel is not taken.

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    Dean pressed down on his phone and it started to ring.

    Ring, ring ring. Ring, ring, ring. Ring, ring, ring.

    “This is my voicemail. Make your voice… a mail.”

    Beep.

    Dean let out a breath he didn’t know he had been holding. As he let it out, the tears began to fall once again. He doesn’t even notice when they start or when they stop anymore, everything is a blur.

     
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    After Cas was taken to the Empty, Dean was lost, he was broken, he felt guilty and he didn’t know what to do. He sought comfort in any piece of Cas that was left behind, which just so happened to include his voicemail. Dean just needed to hear his voice, just one more time...

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    This episode has a perfect gap for porn that is almost canon-compatible if you squint your eyes.

    Brokeback Mountain Destiel

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    As a pirate, one must never let their heart rule their head when it comes to bounty. Nor should it interfere with their loyalty to crew and captain.

    Both of these points are strained when Castiel Novak comes face to face with a real, live merman, one who is surely destined to be sold off to a fate worse than death.

    Castiel could ignore his heart. He could ignore how wrong the situation is. He could carry on with duty and debt, and nothing else.

    But then again, who would he be if he did?

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    Dean swivelled around, switching his attention fully to the newcomer. Scooby was forever, but handsome men were for now. Apparently he was a ticking time bomb, so he may as well live a little. Or was that someone else?

    He smiled brightly. “Oh, you. You are gorgeous.”

    ---

    When Dean loses his memory in Regarding Dean, Sam calls Cas for help.

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    Dean has been cured of the demon curse, but Castiel is still learning about some of Dean's... Activites.

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    Castiel Micheal Novak carefully straightened his tie. He needed to look immaculate if he was going to seduce, Dean Winchester, gay magician extradinaire. So he may be trying to look gay, but his tie needed to be the opposite.

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    You could do so much worse than Castiel. The guy’s sharp as anything, brilliant dry humour, and you know he’s good looking.”

    “You marry him then.”

    “I probably would, if he was on the list and not promised to you.”

    Shattering glass muffled Dean’s reply.

    “So, you do like him?”

    Interesting.

    It's no secret that the royal and patrician families of the Commonwealth marry for duty, not love. Crown Prince Dean Campbell should be the same, except he's half Hathern mercenary and Ghost Runner. He's also a staunch believer in free will. Prince Castiel Shurley isn't delighted at the idea of marriage either. He's happy commanding his battlecruiser, The Seraph. But he will do his duty and marry Dean because the King, and the Commonwealth command it. Going to neutral territory to get to know one another should have been easy. But with oracles declaring theirs is a God ordained love, ex-lovers and would-be lovers going after them and Dean's Ghost Runner reputation catching up with him, getting to know one another isn't as easy as it sounds. Can Dean and Castiel learn that duty and love aren't mutually exclusive?

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    (S14)
    Los hermanos Winchester investigan un caso de niños desaparecidos durante Halloween en Nueva York, Jack sigue aprendiendo a vivir una vida sin sus poderes y Cas trata de ser de ayuda.

    (Advertencia: Violencia típica del canon, Destiel (?), OC para la trama)

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    As a phlebotomist with the Red Cross, Castiel has donors, not patients, and given donation protocols spacing appointments out, it typically takes a year to call someone a regular. Castiel bonds with his coworkers instead, and he stays over with his best friend and godson almost as often as he goes home. There's little exciting in the day-to-day, but routine is no hardship.

    A new part of that routine comes in the form of a talkative if nervous man named Dean, whose pulse races every time Castiel takes it. Dean often flushes and looks uncomfortable, although he covers it up with jokes, teasing, and a ready smile. It makes his consistent, fortnightly platelet donations all the more admirable, but for some reason, Dean only looks even more nervous whenever Castiel brings that up.

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    Castiel has had enough, and he storms out. Dean calls him back to set a few things straight.

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    Dean just dragged Cas out of the Empty by the back of his stupid trench coat, and now Cas wants to talk about that big dramatic speech he made right before he died. You know, the one about how the one thing (Dean) that could make him happy is the one thing (also Dean) he could never have.

    Dean isn't gonna pry. He doesn't know exactly why he and Cas can't be together, but whatever. So Dean claps Cas on the shoulder and tells him that he's in love with Cas too, which means they can help each other get over it and get back to being best friends.

    Sam cannot believe what an absolute idiot his brother is.

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    This is a finished work, and will be updated every Sunday!

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