20 Works in Castiel Watches Porn (Supernatural)

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    “I want you to tell me why my name was on that DVD!” he shrieks.

    That makes Dean pull up short. Cass is the picture of calm. He doesn’t scream or show emotions in general. “What’re you talking about man?” he asks, forcing his voice not to sound as gruff. He pats the edge of the bed and smiles as the bed dips with Cass’ weight. “Talk to me.”

    Hands gripping the edge of the bed, Cass gulps, turning his head to Dean. He sees the panic in his friend’s eyes. “I just – I don’t understand things. And what I’m feeling right now… it’s just too much. It feels too intense. And I just can’t breathe. It’s wrong. I know it’s wrong to feel like this but I just – I can’t stop it Dean.”

    “What can’t you stop?”

    Eyes, raw and brimming with emotion, Cass stares at him. “Why was my name on that DVD?”

    “I don’t know.” Dean tries to convey his sincerity. “I really don’t know Cass.”

    “But it said Cass.” His voice is small. “When I saw it on your bed, I thought it was mine.”

    A chill goes through him. Cass … he couldn’t mean that DVD… could he?

    “What DVD?” his voice is almost shrill. It’s like the babysitter and the pizza man all over again.

    “Cas-a Erotica.” Says Cass.

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    Their final moments are upon them. They’ve played their final card and Chuck is announcing curtain call. But Dean still has a few seconds left. A few seconds to right the only wrong he’s ever truly regretted.

    So Dean will do the only thing he can do. His one final move in the famous final scene of Chuck’s shitty story. Something that Chuck believed completely unfathomable. Something, that, throughout all the universes, he’d never seen – not once.

    Dean is about to answer a question that Cass should have never even needed to ask.

    And maybe – maybe – one last ditch effort in a world gone mad is enough to turn the tides just enough so they might hear what ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really means.

    OR

    Instead of sending them to Purgatory, Michael traverses all the universes with Dean and Castiel in the hopes of finding one where good prevailed and Chuck was defeated. Along the way Dean and Castiel's relationship is put under strain.

    Will Michael play mediator?

    Will the alternate versions of Dean, Sam and Castiel force them to face their decisions and mend their relationship?

    What ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really mean?

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    “The way I feel about Dean cannot be expressed by the human tongue.” Cass says into the air as Sam is loading supplies into the Impala.

    He stops dead in his tracks and glances over to Cass who maintains the eye contact.

    “I wasn’t going to mention it.” he says with utter sincerity.

    Sam want to strange him. How many hints can someone drop? And how oblivious do you have to be to have missed every single one of them?

    “Can you go and not mention it to Dean?” he asks,

    “Why would I do that?” he asks incredulously. “Then I would be mentioning it to Dean.”

    “Then why do you keep ‘not mentioning these’ things to me?”

    Cass cocks his head. “I don’t know.” He says. “I just… you’re just there Sam. Don’t turn this onto me! I wasn’t even going to mention it.”

    Sam sighs as Cass marches out of the room, almost barrelling into Dean.

    “What’s up with him?” Dean asks, walking in and offering him a piece of bacon.

    He holds up a hand and waves the bacon away. “He just came to ‘not mention’ something.”

    Dean blinks at him in confusion.

    “What I’m saying Dean,” He says carefully. “is that you just need to let him down gently.”

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    Castiel visits Dean’s dreams with a message from Heaven, only to find Dean dreaming about two Castiels in bed together. Cas knows how to get the hunter’s attention.

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    1/1
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    His eyes were of an impossible blue and his laughter was hoarse and deep and Dean realized he was completely screwed.

     

    6 of 31 days of Destiel

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    Dean and Cas had been dancing around their feelings for weeks. OK, years . . . but they’d been openly, actively flirting for weeks. Now that Jack had gotten rid of Michael once and for all, they all felt like they had a new lease on life, and none of them wanted to waste it. For once, Dean and Cas had the bunker all to themselves, and they finally (FINALLY) took advantage of it. Let there be sex!

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    Dean teaches a newly-human Castiel how to do a proper tequila shot. However once he's grasped the technique, Castiel decides to put a sexier twist on the drinking ritual.

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    Dean Winchester is an Angel of the Lord; a guardian angel, actually. He's Castiel Shurley's very own heavenly soldier, and Dean is drawn to the quiet young man, the youngest of five brothers.

    Castiel is gentle and bookish, and while at first somewhat ruffled by the appearance of an honest to god angel in his bedroom, he quickly warms to Dean.

    And then things get a little bit warmer still.

    Written for the DeanCas Flipfest for the Profound Bond Network, and illustrated by the incredible Feredir!

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    Dean's car stalls on the side of the road for no damn reason.

    Castiel comes to help.

    Castiel... doesn't help.

    Isn't this the beginning of a porno?

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    1/1
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    38
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    "Cass ! On ne regarde pas de porno entre gars, on en parle pas non plus." C'est ce qu'il croyait.
    [OS] [MxM] [DesTiel] [EN CORRECTION]

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    1
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    There is much of human existence that Castiel does not understand and finds confusing. But perhaps one person in all of humanity doesn't have to remain a mystery to the fallen seraph.

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    There was no getting around it. This was rapidly becoming the most awkward conversation Dean’s ever had, and he blamed the entire thing on the Princess Bride.

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    Dean has had a long week at work. All he wants to do is kick back with a beer and watch a movie. Simple enough, right? Except those are not the roars of Godzilla coming through his Bluetooth speaker...

    Cas is horny but is clueless as to how to get that nagging itch under his skin to disappear. He realizes that now that he lives alone, he can watch porn without risk of being caught by parents or siblings, so he kicks back with his laptop and the new Bluetooth speaker his brother sent him. Except he can't get the darn thing to work quite right...

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    Cas explores his vessel for the first time.

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    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    48
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    2
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    Cas snoops on dean's computer out of boredom. Finds out I interesting things about Dean. Dirty things. Decides to make them a reality for Dean.

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    It starts out with Cas needing help - with that both Winchesters can do. But when Sam leaves, Dean doesn't know if he can live up to those expectations anymore. (One of those fics where Cas watches porn and Dean has to help him through it fics)

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    “Dean, are you hitting on me over a porn rental?” Castiel asks.
    “I think I am, yeah."

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    Going incognito doesn’t hide your browsing from your employer, your internet service provider, or the websites you visit.

    Or angels standing behind you.

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    8
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    41
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    3604
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    “None of these women are my sisters,” Castiel said gravely.

    Dean took a peek at the screen Castiel was examining. He snorted. “That’s because you’re watching porn.”

    Language:
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    154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1722
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    Dean's been showing Cas the finer things in life (Porn) for a few months, and yeah they mess around sometimes. But it's not that serious. It's not like Cas goes out of his way to bring some of Dean's fantasies alive. It's not like Cas puts Dean before himself, it's not like Cas is nicer to him than anyone has been in a long time, it's not like Cas is the closest thing Dean's had to a steady relationship in years.

    No, it's not like that all. Right?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    243
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
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