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    Cas and Dean have a complicated past. One that resulted in the end of their two-year-long friendship and Cas disappearing without a trace.

    Five years later, Sam receives a phone call from Cas desperately asking for help.

    But when Cas tells Sam not to bring Dean along, does Dean listen?

     


    Hell NO!

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    9/20
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    73
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    205
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    28
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    3,347
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    Castiel's sister Anna is dragging him to a birthday party for a friend of hers who he has never met. To make a good impression, and to not show up empty-handed, he decides to bring some cookies. Some homemade cookies. Too bad Castiel can't bake. Fortunately, the firefighter who shows up to save Castiel from himself is very dreamy, and what a coincidence! It's his birthday, too....

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    1/1
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    87
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    300
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    36
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    906
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    Cas takes one of Dean’s gingerbread cookies to school every day, but when the students keep asking for a piece of it, he caves. Two weeks later, Cas still hasn’t even had a bite yet and it’s driving him crazy.

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    1/1
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    62
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    3
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    403
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    In the world of Supernatural, Dean and Cas embark on a routine hunt that spirals into a perilous encounter with a demon seeking to unleash ancient malevolence. During a fierce battle, Cas sacrifices his angelic wings to shield Dean, leaving both physically and emotionally wounded. As they grapple with newfound vulnerabilities, a misunderstanding arises, testing the boundaries of their profound bond. As Dean seeks to mend his own injuries and help Cas heal his damaged wings, they navigate the uncharted territory of their evolving connection, discovering the true depth of their feelings for each other. Can they overcome the scars of battle and emotional turmoil, or will the strains of their supernatural lives tear them apart?

    OR

    Cas needs help with his wings and dean is more than willing to oblige ;)

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    4/?
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    2
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    39
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    4
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    464
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    “Dean!”
    “Yeah?” Dean replied.
    “We got a late caller, said it’s an emergency and needs his car fixed before tomorrow. Could you stay and handle it and close up?”
    “Yeah sure,” Dean said. "You know when he’s getting here?” He asked.
    - - - - -
    It's been almost 15 years since Dean and Castiel have seen each other. 15 years since they said goodbye, Castiel and his brother making the hard choice of getting professional help. 15 years since their high school life and Dean and Castiel's relationship. They have their own lives and different careers. How much have they changed? Or how much have they not?

    Series
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    English
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    21,756
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,877
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    Dean comes home to a messy, smoke filled kitchen.
    Castiel was just trying to make hand-pies.

    Part of Suptober 2022.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    205
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    Dean learns that Cas has absolutely no idea how to make apple pie- seriously, the guy can't cook, at all- and baking shenanigans ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    2,496
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    372
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    Gabriel tries to help Castiel with dating. In his own way of course.

    "So I'm supposed to impress my date by misleading him about my cooking skills to the point where he doesn't notice I'm not good with people so he'll want to go out with me again?"

    "Got it in one!"

    Series
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    English
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    1,974
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    547
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    Castiel wants to treat the Winchester brothers to a nice dinner. The only problem is he doesn't know how to cook, and the video he finds is by HowToBasic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    118
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    Putting his feet to the floor, Dean felt twitchy. Not that he expected Cas to stick around, but…..he felt the angel’s absence like a hollow in his chest. He opened his bedroom door and a whiff of smoke tickled his nose.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    92
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    5
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    696
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    Charlie gifts Jack an Easy-Bake oven for his fourth birthday. Using the damn thing to make soft pretzels isn't as easy as it looks.

    Series
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    English
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    2,182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    172
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    1,061
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    Language:
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    1,368
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    61
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    It’s no secret that Castiel is a disaster in the kitchen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    142
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    Okay, full disclosure. Dean didn’t know he had flour on his hand when he slapped Cas’ ass.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
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    363
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2,084
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    SPN Edition (2017)

    Small Drabbles

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,002
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    565
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    Just domestic married Destiel- because we all need some right now. Dean hates the cold and Cas is his personal furnace. Cuddling and fluff ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    116
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    4
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    1,178
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    "Did you get everything on the list?"

    "Yes, but I had to get frozen cherries because the supermarket didn’t have any fresh ones." Jack dove into the shopping bags and started to pull out the contents, placing each item in a neat row on the counter. As he did that, Castiel started opening cupboards and draws, pulling out bowls and spoons and the weighing scales. "Do you know how to make it?"

    "I do not know," Castiel admitted, rummaging for the weird plastic spoons Dean used to measure ingredients with, "but I’m sure it’s not difficult." Jack shrugged off his jacket and hung it over the back of one of the chairs, whereas Castiel rolled his coat sleeves up to his elbows. 
    ---
    Set in a post-canon world where the finale never happened (because Fuck You, that's why!) and everyone is happy for once because dammit they deserve some happiness.

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    English
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    1/1
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    13
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    170
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    23
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    1,121
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    Their final moments are upon them. They’ve played their final card and Chuck is announcing curtain call. But Dean still has a few seconds left. A few seconds to right the only wrong he’s ever truly regretted.

    So Dean will do the only thing he can do. His one final move in the famous final scene of Chuck’s shitty story. Something that Chuck believed completely unfathomable. Something, that, throughout all the universes, he’d never seen – not once.

    Dean is about to answer a question that Cass should have never even needed to ask.

    And maybe – maybe – one last ditch effort in a world gone mad is enough to turn the tides just enough so they might hear what ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really means.

    OR

    Instead of sending them to Purgatory, Michael traverses all the universes with Dean and Castiel in the hopes of finding one where good prevailed and Chuck was defeated. Along the way Dean and Castiel's relationship is put under strain.

    Will Michael play mediator?

    Will the alternate versions of Dean, Sam and Castiel force them to face their decisions and mend their relationship?

    What ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really mean?

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    English
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    33,220
    Chapters:
    28/36
    Comments:
    160
    Kudos:
    427
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    9,817
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    A bunch of one-shots based on how I think Supernatural will end.

    ...

    “There’s something I’ve always wanted to know… so I’ll give you a chance to save them.” Chuck raises one finger then. “One of them.”

    “What?” Sam snaps, glancing around with wild eyes. “It’s Dean, you gotta save Dean.”

    His voice is desperate yet resigned. Sam’s breaths come in pants and he’s clearly frazzled. The brothers clearly recognize that Chuck means business. Castiel tries to catch Dean’s gaze, to try and gauge his reaction but he’s facing Sam, staring at his brother intently.

    As expected, Dean shakes his head no before turning to face the angel. “Cass, you know Sammy has a future. Please. Do this for me.”

    He’s never been able to deny Dean anything. But doing this would mean losing him. And if he saves Dean, they lose Sam. It’s an impossible choice. Castiel feels his eyes burn and he’s forced to look away from Dean. How can he pick one when they both mean so much to him? It feels like he isn’t in his body, like some other person is standing here, being asked to pick which one of their family members lives and which dies. Flashes of their bodies on the ground, eyes burnt out swarm his mind.

    Sam... or Dean?

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    English
    Words:
    2,655
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    747
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    Mollie McClanahan @mo_mac
    “Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in. You measure that shit with your heart.”

    Dean wakes up to find Cas baking cookies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    326

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