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    When the breach pulls one teleporting witcher woman to Thedas, how will the world survive?
    Read as one Yennefer of Vengerburg makes her way through Thedas as part of the inquisition with our Herald, who's gender no one can figure out.
    Corypheus should watch out because everyone knows you shouldn't fuck with an angry sorceress.

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    Marcus Venier is a young student from Canada, who jumps off a waterfall and falls into another world entirely. Markus Venier is a young Templar from the Dales, who fails to prevent the death of the Most Holy. I am the man born of their convergence. I am the Inquisitor. And this tale is mine to tell.

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    Cullen Rutherford does NOT need a partner. So what if he's been a Detective III for two years, kicked out two or three partners for being incompetent and had a few different complaints. He closes cases. He's good at his job, and he knows what he's doing.

    He does NOT need a PARTNER.
    And it has nothing to do with whether or not there's a pulsing blue light on the side of their head or not. Nothing at all.

    Cassandra Pentaghast is not having any of it.

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    On their way to delivering urgent orders from the Inquisitor, Varric and Cassandra become mired in a surprise snowstorm and are forced to seek shelter in the first cave they can find. Now they have to survive the night - and each other. And to make matters worse, it's Feastday.

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    A look into the dynamic that blossoms between Knight Captain Rylen and Cassandra Pentaghast during the events of Inquisition.

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    The continuation of the story of Ellana and Cassandra and the obstacles that they face whilst trying to eliminate the growing threat that is Corypheus. Will these things make them stronger or tear them apart?

    Part three of their main story within the Lavender universe.

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    Hattie starts having sex dreams on the regular and doesn't think anything of it, especially since they're really damn good for both her and everyone around her. The issue comes when her friends get her into Dragon Age and she realizes she's been dreaming of Cullen Rutherford for near a year.

    Cue panic and the typical Modern Girl In Thedas story with a slight twist (and three additional Companions).

     

    SPORADIC UPDATES, INDEFINITE BCS F**K LIFE

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    So I know I should be working on my other things but Hear me out! I found a little Skit on TikTok by @firecrobraclaw and after I asked she said I could write a little one-shot for it. to my Normal readers, I promise I am working on my other stuff just I get distracted like super easy by the Shinny so yeah.

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    Neither of them knew what they were doing at first.

    Well, that was not entirely true. They mastered sex almost immediately, which was no small thing. But Cassandra never slept in Shohreh’s bed afterward, retreating to her quarters at the end of most nights, and Shohreh had little desire to protest. They talked of everything but where things stood between them, and each time she disappeared down the stairwell, Shohreh felt somewhat lacking in comparison the grand, sweeping gestures of romance Cassandra revered in Varric’s tales.

    Cassandra and Lavellan guide each other along the Inquisition's path.

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    Mahra Parel was a strange child. Diagnosed as an old soul, she is ruled by her intuition and her unusual sense of prevision. She's always had an uncanny ability to predict the future, though her gut never makes sense until after the fact. Quickly coming to terms with her gifts, she decides that she's going to help save the world. At least, she would like to. Mahra has no idea what the threat is, only that it's coming. Soon.

    Inspired by the reincarnation MGiT fic, Sky Touched by AntlersandFangs, because I flipping love it

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    A pair of modern Earth women end up on Thedas, you've heard it all before.

    The issue is one has never played a Dragon Age game in her life and is now the Inquisitor and the other just started ‘Inquisition’… the only one she’d bothered to download. Living on Thedas is turning out to be not as cracked up as Tumblr friends would have you hope. And if they don’t come up with answers to who they are fast, being blamed for the Breach may be the least of their problems…

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    "What were you doing up?" he asked.
    Cassandra had to blink a few times to wake herself up. "I couldn't sleep. I can't stop thinking about the Seekers."
    "Would you believe me if I told you the same thing?"
    This got a chuckle out of her. "No," she replied.

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    "For nothing is hidden, that shall not be manifested; nor anything secret, that shall not be known and come to light"

     

    What if Alina never made it to Thedas as the Inquisitor? What if Miraak was still alive? Will he ever see her again? Find out in Allegiance Guide.

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    Do as the Herald does.

     

    Their journey to the Hinterlands is the Inquisition’s first real field expedition, and for the party, it’s their first real trip with Lavellan.

    It goes about as well as one can expect for exploring with a Dalish elf.

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    It had been said there were only two reliable constants in life, death and taxes. Daevon wanted to immediately add another item to that list, bumping it’s number up to three. Set a dwarf and a woman against each other, both alike in stubbornness, and they’re bound to burn a city down.

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    Cassandra liked her solitude, she didn't need anyone to make her feel complete.
    Then everything went wrong.
    Enter Ellana, a small silver-haired elven woman with a glowing mark on her hand that makes her the only person capable of defeating this unknown threat, and it would seem changing what Cassandra thinks she knows about herself.

     

    PART TWO of the Lavender Longfics

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    Cullen Rutherford firmly believes redheads are bad luck thanks to his experiences with the Hero of Ferelden and the Champion of Kirkwall. When one comes flying out of a tear in the sky, Cullen finds himself resigned to plodding through this Inquisition and working with the Inquisitor--even if she has red hair. And asks too many invasive questions. And begs everyone to not hunt the nugs and fennecs around Haven. And has a nasty habit of sneaking up on him.

    And even if he finds her dreadfully attractive.

    Solas came to the village of Haven on a mission. Having his mission thwarted only to have to place faith in a human woman is enough to drive him to insanity. Even more upsetting is his growing attraction and eventual obsession with a being he deems inferior to him. Darker things in him, things he thought long buried, begin to rear their heads.

    Valentina Trevelyan always has a joke. When she doesn't have a joke, she's always willing to flirt. If she can't flirt, she has knives. Anything she can do at all to keep people from seeing that the Herald is one wrong move away from crying in front of the entire Inquisition.

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    Nanyehi Lavellan was not expecting to fall bodily into the Fade and come out with a mark on her hand when she was assigned to spy on the shemlen Conclave.

    Finn Lavellan was not expecting the walking masterpiece that is Dorian Pavus.

    (Back to regular posting!)

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    WARNINGS: Do not trust any upload times I may say, I am actually rather busy but this story will never be abandoned. This story will get dark and will address mental issues regarding many characters such as ptsd, paranoia, depression, stress etc and has a character that loses a leg. For the sake of quality, I will not directly quote from the game as I have a horrid memory and I want this story to be at least readable and enjoyable. Initial Cassandra bashing at the beginning, sorry.

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    The stories will be lost and the life you had will disappear, the trees will fall and the sun will set; And yet the echoes will remain. In metal cars and stone ruins, they will remain in stories lost. Then, the echoes will awaken. Earth's human civilisation was destroyed thirty five years ago by our own arrogance, now only animals shaped like humans remain. One such creature finds herself lost forever disabled in a world where dragons are more than fairytales, elves really do exist and where magic is more than a card trick.

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    The fate of Thedas left in the hands of the Herald of Andraste, incidentally a blood mage from Tevinter.

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    16/?
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