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Red Hair by Faoiltiama
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins
19 Jun 2019
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Cullen Rutherford firmly believes redheads are bad luck thanks to his experiences with the Hero of Ferelden and the Champion of Kirkwall. When one comes flying out of a tear in the sky, Cullen finds himself resigned to plodding through this Inquisition and working with the Inquisitor--even if she has red hair. And asks too many invasive questions. And begs everyone to not hunt the nugs and fennecs around Haven. And has a nasty habit of sneaking up on him.
And even if he finds her dreadfully attractive.
Solas came to the village of Haven on a mission. Having his mission thwarted only to have to place faith in a human woman is enough to drive him to insanity. Even more upsetting is his growing attraction and eventual obsession with a being he deems inferior to him. Darker things in him, things he thought long buried, begin to rear their heads.
Valentina Trevelyan always has a joke. When she doesn't have a joke, she's always willing to flirt. If she can't flirt, she has knives. Anything she can do at all to keep people from seeing that the Herald is one wrong move away from crying in front of the entire Inquisition.
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Tale of Two Lavellans by Carapatzin
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
16 Jun 2019
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Nanyehi Lavellan was not expecting to fall bodily into the Fade and come out with a mark on her hand when she was assigned to spy on the shemlen Conclave.
Finn Lavellan was not expecting the walking masterpiece that is Dorian Pavus.
(Back to regular posting!)
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- Part 2 of Bring the Storm
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WARNINGS: Do not trust any upload times I may say, I am actually rather busy but this story will never be abandoned. This story will get dark and will address mental issues regarding many characters such as ptsd, paranoia, depression, stress etc and has a character that loses a leg. For the sake of quality, I will not directly quote from the game as I have a horrid memory and I want this story to be at least readable and enjoyable. Initial Cassandra bashing at the beginning, sorry.
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The stories will be lost and the life you had will disappear, the trees will fall and the sun will set; And yet the echoes will remain. In metal cars and stone ruins, they will remain in stories lost. Then, the echoes will awaken. Earth's human civilisation was destroyed thirty five years ago by our own arrogance, now only animals shaped like humans remain. One such creature finds herself lost forever disabled in a world where dragons are more than fairytales, elves really do exist and where magic is more than a card trick. -
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The fate of Thedas left in the hands of the Herald of Andraste, incidentally a blood mage from Tevinter.
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seconds, minutes, hours, lifetimes (doing it right) by Mauisse_Flowers
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
16 Apr 2019
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A pair of modern Earth women end up on Thedas, you've heard it all before.
The issue is one has never played a Dragon Age game in her life and is now the Inquisitor and the other just started ‘Inquisition’… the only one she’d bothered to download. Living on Thedas is turning out to be not as cracked up as Tumblr friends would have you hope. And if they don’t come up with answers to who they are fast, being blamed for the Breach may be the least of their problems…
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The stories of the heroes of Thedas, if the Inquisitor had also penned the 'Song of Ice and Fire' series.
Originating from the submissions on Dragon Age Reacts, and written by Mod Fereldone
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Wanted in Ostwick by athenril_of_kirkwall (al_fletcher)
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age - All Media Types
05 Jan 2019
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Hawke reminisces about a job he did for Athenril.
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- Part 3 of Hudson Hawke
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Another World, Another Time by superthumb
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
03 Jan 2019
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"Look at it this way, Sniffles", Varric said with a grin. "If you're here, you're probably meant to be here. Otherwise you wouldn't be here at all."
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Modern girl in Thedas, but PLOTTWIST, the game doesn't actually exist so nothing makes sense and everything is dangerously outrageous. Or outrageously dangerous. Whatever floats your boat.
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Tmy hyijylw sulq mh nipy (The Heavens Sing My Name) by Kosho
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
27 Dec 2018
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Creed isn't quite sure how she ended up in chains, or why fate has demanded she step into the spotlight. Amid distrust, suspicion and all odds stacked high against her, she will rise up to the challenge and perhaps make a few friends along the way.
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Varric waits for Hawke and Thedas waits for a sequel.
(Fortunately, Thedas is used to disappointment.)
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Tales from the Herald's Land by PoboboProbably
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
14 Dec 2018
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Inquisitor-to-be Lera Trevelyan tells a story from her past while escorting a druffalo through the Hinterlands of Ferelden. Cassandra Pentaghast is not amused.
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Iowen stumbles upon Garrett Hawke while she roamed the Fade in her dreams. Will she see him again? More importantly, will she want to.
Iowen now becomes the Herald of Andraste and eventually the Inquisitor, titles she didn't want. But those titles gained her access, one being Varric's "friend" and Champion of Kirkwall. -
A Costume Ball by Varric Tethras by HeraldInquisitor
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
01 Nov 2018
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Varric Tethras, the famous author of "Hard in Hightown", "The Tale of the Champion" and "Swords and Shields", takes up his quill again to bring his loyal readers a short tale in celebration of Satinalia.
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- Part 2 of Adela Trevelyan
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 868
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 199
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What does the fox say? by Berenos
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
13 Sep 2018
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It was a day like any other for Mara: get to the Antique’s shop and dwell in the storage room until closing hours. That is, until something unexpected happens and she is dragged to an ever-changing world in the body of a fox, where spirits are too focused on themselves and demons are out for her blood. What will happen to her in this new and strange world?
Betaed by the incredibly patient Henna1911, who is also my sounding board for all things plot related.
Shoutout to HoneyBadger, for enduring all my weird questions about folklore that come out of the blue.
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- Part 1 of A vixen in Thedas
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Cullen is pleased that they will be choosing to receive the aid of the Red Templars and makes the visit with the Inquisitor to assert the alliance. But his concerns waver when he receives a note from one of the Red Templars - ( Reader ) Joanne du Perri, an old flame.
[ Cullen Rutherford / Reader ]
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The Inquisition Needs Plants: Foraging Edition by caitirin
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
09 Apr 2018
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The Inquisitor steals some time alone with Dorian in the Emerald Graves. Dorian is pleased but also somewhat put out when the Inquisitor can't stop harvesting elfroot and other disgusting parts of nature.
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The last thing Cassandra Pentaghast expects to find at the Winter Palace is romance. Then a seemingly harmless dance with Solas complicates matters. Solas has secrets that run deeper than the Inquisition knows, and the closer he gets to the Seeker of Truth, the greater the risk of revealing too much.
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The Babe With the Power by Ceraphena
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
10 Mar 2018
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The Herald of Andraste: a blessed hero to save us all.
What if the one who was supposed to become that hero missed his chance? His little sister got it instead, all because she saw a ball and went to grab it. Find out how the Inquisition deals with a child Herald, and how they overcome the obstacles that follow. Watch as the inner circle lets down their guard, and grows from having to help care for the child that guides them.
Plus, who doesn't love family moments with a bunch of misfits?
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Mastering the Art of Ferelden Cooking by LadyAmbrosia
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
19 Feb 2018
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What would a regular relationship look like between the Commander of the Inquisition and a no-one-special-normal person?
Food blogger Kit ends up in Ferelden after entering the realm of dreamers when an explosion rocks the Fade. Suspicious of her appearance with the Herald of Andraste and her description of the same explosion that destroyed the Conclave, she is held prisoner by the mistrustful leaders of the Inquisition. Upon her eventual release Kit forms an unlikely friendship with the Commander of the Inquisition's army and eventually finds a place for herself, doing the only thing she's ever been good at—cooking. Only to, once again, become tangled in a web of political intrigue and other disasters.
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"Fade Rifts & Other Weird Shit: The Inquisitor Lavellan Story" (It’s A Working Title – Varric) by scapegoat
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
25 Jan 2018
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Sera said if The Inquisitor seemed more like people he wouldn’t seem so scary to those willing to give their lives for him. It might also make inquisiting more bearable considering they deal with batshit magister assholes, mercenaries, demons, the carta, orlesians, and dragons – which, despite what Bull says, are only cool until they try to eat you. Not to mention they fight whatever else the sky literally throws at them.
Showcasing The Inquisition not only makes The Inquisitor seem more relatable and approachable but explains how/why he hasn’t thrown himself from a balcony yet. Also, who in Andraste’s name is that Qunari who just showed up?
Featuring: Inquisitor Lavellan, Adaar The Valo-Kas Mercenary, Sera, Iron Bull & His Chargers, Lady Josephine Montilyet, Hawke, A Broody Glowing Elf, Varric, Dorian, Harding, Cole, and other people of limited importance (i.e. the rest of the inquisition). “Special Guest” appearances by: Clan Lavellan, Bianca The Crossbow, The Hero Of Ferelden, Whoever Rules Orlais, King Alistair & Queen Anora Theirin, Various Grey Wardens, and that other Hawke sibling; you know, the grumpy one.
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- Part 1 of Varric Is Definitely Writing This Down
- Part 2 of Different Inquisitors, Different Stories