15 Works in Caspar von Bergliez Being an Idiot

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    A series of unfortunate events filled with pain and suffering.
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    Caspar kissed a girl and didn't like it. Now he's questioning if he even likes girls in general, and if he likes boys instead. He goes to Linhardt for help... who happily helps.

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    It was that time of the year when Summer hit Askr and half the students of the Officers Academy hit the beach. Ashe and Caspar competed in a fishing contest, Hilda and Leonie had a feud and Felix was dragged into the occasion. What activities and shenanigans are in store for these students of Garreg Mach?

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    Byleth was fired for creating a Safe Space at Garreg Mach Christian College. A protest errupts organized by their (very gay) class. They stage a kiss in. Shenanigans happen.

    Or: Caspar and Linhardt are ridiculous boyfriends and end up having sex in Manuela's office Because Reasons. Featuring: ALL THE GAY ALL OF IT. Asexual Bernadetta, my autistic on autistic headcanons.

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    As days passed Ashe had found this house to be quite the opposite of a haven.

    It was haunted.

    Pans would fly off his stovetop when he wasn’t looking, plates were strewn about the house during the middle of the night, books left where he hadn’t been reading with crude images in the side and middle spaces. Ashe didn’t even own colored wax.

    It utterly terrified him. His greatest fear was ghosts, after all.

    The landlord had given no warnings! Maybe they assumed because Ashe was a knight, he was utterly fearless. Well, his more demure nature should have caused them to consider otherwise!

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    “Well if you love me so much then why don’t you marry me?” Linhardt asks dryly, slowly trying to get them moving again.

    It’s a joke. It is most obviously a joke, because while Linhardt has loved Caspar for years he is all too aware of where his friend’s preferences lie. It’s something that Caspar will laugh off, clapping him on the back with all the strength of a man who swings an axe around like it’s nothing, and they will move on with their lives.

    Except there’s no laughter. Casper merely stands there, eyes wide as he stares at Linhardt as though he’s had a revelation. Before Linhardt can even worry about the implications of this, however, Caspar’s grabbed onto his hands with a wide grin.

    “That’s a great idea!”


    The defending of Derdriu is a resounding success. The victory celebrations after are considerably less so.

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    Something sweet and short I wrote based after something that happened at my college! A cat was unfortunately stuck in this pit made for basement windows, and when thinking about it I realized it made for a good setup for a story with Caspar and Ashe!

    (Btw, the cat was fine. A girl stayed with them and had called our local 911 and waited for help. Tbh, Bernie is in this story because she vaguely reminded me of her. Also, it's my first fanfic! :))

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    Caspar is slowly failing his History class, therefore Professor Hanneman has the brilliant idea for him to help out at the library for some extra mark and so he wouldn't be kicked out of the football team. Thankfully for him his childhood friend, Linhardt, is already helping out there so he will have some fun doing that chore. Well that would be the case until Hilda actually gets the dumb idea of dating in his head... (Modern High-School AU)

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    “Bernie doesn’t need friends,” she mutters to herself, “because Bernie has plants, paintings, novels and needlework to keep her company!”

    “Nonsense, sweetheart. You’re far too young and dare I say, adorable, to be hiding in this little castle of yours,” a familiar voice replied.

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~

    A modern monster AU featuring our favourite recluse vampire, Bernie.
    Will update relationships and tags as we go.

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    "We have different definitions of the word. For example, I think napping is fun, and reading is fun. You, however..." He sighed, shutting his book. "You think fun is getting sunburned, getting your toes pinched by crabs, and suffering having your feet constantly stabbed by seashell shards."

    "That's not what's fun about the beach! That's just stuff that happens sometimes!" The blue haired boy protested.

    "Sometimes? Caspar, you've gotten pinched 12 times since we've gotten here. And you've launched each one farther into the sea."

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    She pulls away, but not too far, still kneeling in his embrace and their hands are still connected. His heartbeat is deafening in the silence, pounding in his ears as he waits for her to giggle, to say that it was all a joke and they can go back to being best friends now.

    But does he really want her to say it? He isn’t sure. All he knows is that Hilda Valentine Goneril is the prettiest girl in Garreg Mach and his best friend. He’s been in love with her for as long as he can remember, but this is the first time that he dares to think that she might feel the same.

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    Hilda and Caspar are best friends, and when she invites him to go with her and explore a secret spring that Claude found, who is he to say no?

    Read: Hilda get some alone time with Caspar, but not in the way they expect.

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    FE3H Kink Meme Fill for the following prompt:
    "Just two blue boys being stupid.
    Felix starts working on his brawling skill in order to give him more options on the battlefield, and he catches the attention of a particularly loud, also training-obsessed Caspar, who notices Felix's skill and invites him to spar. Felix outwardly acts as if Caspar is the most annoying person in Fodlan, but he can't resist a good training partner. Their competition starts to get out of hand, however, extending off the training grounds, to other things."

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    One of the very few houses considered 'calm' by the others is the apartment shared by Ashe, Dedue, Caspar and Linhardt. Little does everyone know that there's a lot more chaos than meets the eye. From Linhardt falling asleep to Ashe cheating in a cooking contest to Linhardt falling asleep again, anything is possible.

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    Linhardt always said Caspar was a little slow on the uptake and a little too quick to speak his mind. And okay, in hindsight, maybe this wasn't the best time to drop such a proverbial meteor spell. Something about setting a mood? Or something?

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    Caspar decides he wants to make cookies for Linhardt and asks Ashe for help!

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