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    After they were done building their new worlds and the World Tree that intertwined them together, the gods were given a choice. They could remain as they are and rule over the mortal realm, or be reborn millennia into the future alongside all the friends they lost on their journey. For anyone that knew them at all that choice was a no-brainer really.

    And now it is the thirteenth of April, and it's the supposed birthday of the first of the First Gods, the Heir of Breath. It just so happens that today is the day that a boy by the name of John Egbert is celebrating his thirteenth birthday. It was supposed to be a quiet affair, really. With some cakes, maybe some pranks, and all around good time to be had.

    So of course, this is the day that the world decided that it had to go crazy.

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    John wasn't really willing to get up off from the couch.

    Sure, theoretically, he may have been able to lift his legs up and put them on the ground, and stand up and crack his aching back, and stretch his arms out over his head until he was nice and relaxed and go take a quick jog, but he didn't have the energy for it. He hadn't had the energy for it in an entire year, and he hadn't had the energy for it even if it were to get up and get food for his nineteenth birthday, spent by himself. He thinks that his phone was lit up with snapchat notifications, but he never bothered checking. Even his most hellacious of streaks up and died a couple of months ago.

    John turned nineteen yesterday and he forgot until now, a day later.

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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    14/?
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    40
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    The Crook of Frailty glimmers darkly. The whorls and grooves carved into its wood spell out a story: her story. The world may never know it, but she does not need the world to recognize her deeds.

    It only needs to recognize her power.

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    John and Casey hang out on LOWAS

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    John half expected the wall to respond to his diatribe, but he could only hear the ac humming above the soft breeze rustling the leaves of the tree in his yard. God, it was weird to think about how he essentially owned the house now. Dad had been over at Jane's for the past week, since her birthday was coming up.
    Wait a minute.
    "HOLY SHIT it's my birthday!"

    In which John wakes up at a wholly unreasonable hour of the morning and Jane is a habitual sleuth.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    10/?
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    “So, anyway I broke both of my arms in a freak crow accident” John had heard a lot of shit come from his friend’s mouth; a lot of it long and nonsensical but this was the first time John was shocked by something Dave had said in years.

    “E-excuse me?” John stuttered a bit; dumbfounded by his friend’s predicament.

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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    John Egbert is a single father and a college student. Sometimes Jade babysits.

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    A pair of royal siblings and their consort journey to liberate a realm from the wicked King Noir. No one said it was going to be easy.

    Based on the unfinished Paradox Space comic of the same name.

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    Wednesday: Cats and Salamanders Prompt.

    Alternate Universe, Blackrom/Pale John x Rose, SFW.

    For Bring Your Pet To School day, John decided to bring Casey, his pet salamander, to school. Now Casey is being petnapped by the creepy quiet girl in class, and it’s up to John to save the day!

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    "I found your dog wandering the streets so I decided to come and return him AU"

    John's dog escapes and gets lost, and Dave finds her.

    (This doubles as a johndaveweek 2018 day 5 fic!)

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    44
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    3
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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

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    9/?
    Comments:
    11
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    At the advice of one Jade Harley, John visits a club to loosen up and take some time away from his daughter, Casey.

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    4
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    John and Dave Strider had a beautiful life with beautiful children, until one day, one car accident takes it all away from them. John falls victim to a severe head trauma, that causes a major case of amnesia, one that makes him forget the loss of his father and more importantly, forgets all together that he has kids and a husband. The results leave all of them with more then a little bit of trauma.

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    56,111
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    11
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    6
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    15/?
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    524
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    Just an idea I had for a drabble *le shrug*

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    (“Hey, it’s Dave. Just letting you know I’ll be shooting in Washington soon—place in Des Moines, has the cast all buzzed. Or tired of movin’ around, I dunno. Anyway, uh, we’re gonna be up there for a few weeks, starting September 15th, and I was wondering if you…”)

    You can’t believe you’re doing this.

    Your chest felt tight up to the hour you were supposed to meet him. You fussed over your hair, your face, a persistent smudge on your glasses, despite feeling a slight numbness in your fingertips. You zoned out driving down Route 18 until you were somewhat startled back into reality, suddenly wondering why you were making the half hour trip to see your ex-boyfriend that you haven’t spoken to in twenty years.

    --

    John and Dave see each other for the first time in twenty years.

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    A mashup of dank stupid meme oneshots. Pls read if you like dank memes.

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    English
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    163
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    291

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