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    When Naruto is kidnapped from his orphanage at age three, Kakashi is so done with this shit. He gets Naruto back, tells the Hokage where to go (politely, because he isn't suicidal), and raises the boy himself. Or, you know, tries and is proud when there aren't too many explosions.

    Then everybody starts to copy him and it's a whole thing.

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    "no loki dats gay" thor whispread with his penis in loku butt.

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    17/?
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    Maximus and Samson share a carrot.

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    It was just Robbie's luck to be mugged by a carrot. Well, it happens to everyone, right? Its always nice to have friends that will take care of you.

    This story really takes you on a journey. A lot of head-canons and things thrown in. I mean, I started with a mugging by carrot the only place to go is up.
    Inspired by Sportacow's post about the killer carrots.

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    10/12
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    79
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    4
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    After Jonathan creates his "magnum opus" of his work, several different Banana Bus Squads find themselves interdimensional.

    This story uses my own AU that I call "Innocent". Basically, it is the more or less opposite of the real BBS Crew but it was too different for me to call it 2p. This is marked with an "INO" in the chapter title or in the chapter for the perspective of one of those characters. Hope you enjoy!

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    36/36
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    62
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Vegetables were awful, awful things but they did come in handy, sometimes.

    And he didn't even have to eat them.

    For the kinkmeme

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    72
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    10
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    410
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    When Jakoby and Ward pick up a side gig doing security at an automotive repair shop, they get a bit more than they bargained for.

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    8/8
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    5
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    There is a limited number of encounters between gods and mortals.

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    2/?
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    13
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    48
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    7
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    Hay un numero limitado de encuentros entre dioses y mortales.

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    2/?
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    It's a long flight he didn't plan on being on. It's a long fight he never wanted to join.
    Then comes the man in the dark hair, with the dark eyes, and buys him out of a dark place he never even knew existed.
    He's not sure if it's for the better yet.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    67
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    8
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    During a reckless chase after a wanted machine for a mission, 9S messes up and accidentally flings himself into the icy ocean, effectively shutting his android body down. Now it's left up to 2B to follow the advice of those around her, despite how odd it seems, to make some sort of mystery healing item that will make him better when he wakes up. Also known as, 2B makes soup.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    47
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    6
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    In one world, a bunny had pursued her dreams and succeed in them despite all the odds stacked against her. In one world, a fox whom simply wanted to help others had his heart crushed by the cold shoulders everywhere he looked; in the end he gave up on his dreams.

    In one world these two had crossed paths, in one world these two had their roles from before.

    But what if their roles were reversed? What if the fox never stopped dreaming, and the rabbit simply stopped believing?

     

    AURole Reversal. Nick Cop! Judy Hustler!

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    3/?
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    Iris asks our favorite Chocobros to help her with some gardening while she and Talcott are running errands in Lestallum for a few days and Cid’s working on the ship. Of course they agree (she is Gladio’s sister) and she promises that they will have some help while they're gone. And to make the chores go by faster, she’s come up with a plan to divvy up each aspect: planting, weeding/watering, harvest, and delivery.

    Cid gives the guys a bit of a rundown on their help. They’re similar to his granddaughter (he affectionately calls them his nieces) in that they’re hard working, honest country gals. They will be helping each of our bros sow their seeds and reap their harvests.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    3
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    This fic is based on this prompt:
    Could you recreate a situation like the one in the inshallah clip?the new school year has started and one Saturday morning Sana finds herself in kitchen peeling carrots, Yousef enters and offers to help her, only that they start flirting in a very obvious way (because they stand in a different point in their relationship then in clip they're kinda together, or they're almost there).

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    English
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    1,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    724
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    Carrots are thrown.

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    1/1
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    7
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    118
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    4
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    1403
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    “Yousef?”

    He turned from the sink, “Yeah.” It was resigned.

    “When you’re ready to talk, please remember that I’m here for you.” That was all.

    (Yousef’s POV)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    93
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    4
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    The second night of Merlin's life as an official resident of Camelot Mansion, they have a family dinner to welcome him. Morgana uses this opportunity to ask seemingly innocent questions, but her questions keep giving Merlin flashbacks to the previous night.

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    English
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    1,429
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    2041
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    It's been a week but Yousef still messages.

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    1,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1841
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    The Men of Letters' cookbook should be taken with a pinch of salt... and then possibly burned.

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    2,611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    1
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    Damian is spending a summer day at the Kent Farm and gets caught in an argument. It's a little surprising.

    What's more surprising is that it doesn't ruin the rest of the day.

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    English
    Words:
    2,910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    282
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2463

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