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    Scenes from the Vimes-Ramkin engagement.

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    Vimes has to deal with getting back to the present day.
    He also has to deal with the realities of being a new father and with some certain happenings that took place on a dark and rainy night. Even if he thinks that maybe those should not be mentioned. Or thought about in too much depth. Or at all, come to that.
    Oh, and then there's the string of murders too, of course. He should probably deal with those and soon before the whole city collapses into utter chaos as Guild leaders are targeted one by one.

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    It began with a quiet confession from Lord Vetinari, and Lady Sybil making a decision about what to do with it. Vimes is exhausted, and at once frightened by and drawn to the changes that the two are introducing to his life. But then dwarfs around the city begin to go mad and hallucinate themselves into a violent frenzy, and a brutal murder is committed in the pouring rain. Maybe, just maybe, Vimes can figure it all out before the madness and the rage gets him too.

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    Cheery Littlebottom suggests a new Watch policy.

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    Sybil Ramkin is often the only force between her husband and total self-destruction.

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    Для стражника родословная значения не имеет.

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    Cheery's got eyes, doesn't she?

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    Все библиотеки в множественной вселенной связаны. Что, если связаны и все баррикады? Куда могут отправиться умершие, если Аудиторы Реальности и Смерть очень заняты?

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    Cheery Littlebottom goes to a new dwarf bar. It makes her think about her own nature and acceptance - from both others and herself.

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    Angua and Sally go on a mission together and find out they have more in common than originally thought.

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    Moist von Lipwig makes an announcement. Sam Vimes gets to deal with the ensuing headache.

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    A dark chapter of Sam Vimes’ past resurfaces and it makes that bottle of Bearhugger’s look enticing again.

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    Due South!AU С тех пор, как чикагский детектив познакомился с канадским констеблем, ничто не происходит так, как он запланировал. Даже покупка продуктов к ужину.

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    Angua Von Uberwald is a modern, sex-positive woman (werewolf).
    Carrot is a sheltered, traditional man (dwarf).

    She’s in charge of her orgasms; he doesn’t really understand what they even are.
    This story is an exploration of how they go from office pals to sex/life partners.

    This is a fix-it fic written because Angua and Carrot make a pretty good couple, but could be a truly great couple, and they both deserve better than the canonical start of their relationship. We've all learned a lot about consent since Men At Arms was written.
    Characters are both aged up to mid-twenties in a way that, I would argue, is canon-compliant. ("What?" I hear you say--"Weren't they already that age"? No. No, they were absolutely not.)

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    Carrot's had a crush on Angua since she joined the Watch, and they've gotten friendly, but he's not sure how to tell her he's interested.

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    Заключая под стражу патриция Анк-Морпорка, командору Ваймсу следовало быть готовым к тому, что это предполагает определённые ритуалы. И лорд Ветинари лично проследит, чтобы они были исполнены с надлежащей тщательностью.

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    Даже во время проведения первых Вседисковых Спортивных Игр не обходится без преступления.

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    Древняя мумия сталкивается с тем, что город на берегах Анка сильно изменился.

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    Despite extreme reluctance, the seemingly indestructible Rincewind has been through just about everything. But his newest challenge will take place in his own city when he finds a small dwarf child lost and alone.

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    4/?
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    One of those things that everyone knows is this: All Igors are undoubtedly named Igor. It has to do with the principle of the thing. If there is a lurching, lisping servant keeping house or assisting in the laboratory, it is one hundred percent more likely to be an Igor than any other name you might imagine. This simple fact is one of those incontrovertible pillars upon which the foundation of the universe rests.

    It is not, as it turns out, entirely true. Some of them are named Igorina.
    ***********************************************************************

    A fresh-faced Igorina comes to the big Wahooni - Ankh-Morpork - to break into FATHION! (This is rather like Fashion, but with a little lightning in it.)

    GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. The Clan of the Igors, their code, and culture, are all derived from his Discworld Books and intended as a labor of love (aka please don't sue me)

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