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    Because for Angua soulmates were something that didn't exist

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    Porque para Angua las almas gemelas eran algo que no existía

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    It began with a quiet confession from Lord Vetinari, and Lady Sybil making a decision about what to do with it. Vimes is exhausted, and at once frightened by and drawn to the changes that the two are introducing to his life. But then dwarfs around the city begin to go mad and hallucinate themselves into a violent frenzy, and a brutal murder is committed in the pouring rain. Maybe, just maybe, Vimes can figure it all out before the madness and the rage gets him too.

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    Carrot and Angua about to take a coffee break.

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    “Wouldn’t you like to give up control? Just for a short while?” Angua asked the man beside her, watching as his body shifted on the edge of the bed.

    Carrot put his head in his hands. His voice came out smaller then she’d ever heard it before, “I might like to.” He mumbled, “But I’m not sure I can.”

    Angua slid her arms around the man’s broad shoulders, rubbing them as if to warm him, “Oh you silly man.” She smiled and in the smile, he could see just an edge of the wolf, “I can help with that.”

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    A gentle thread that spun itself from the fact that in HOGFATHER, we learned there were Captain Carrot toys for happy children.

    There were almost Sam Vimes toys.

    Thankfully, Sam Vimes did something about that.
    Successive chapters will be elsewhere in the Discworld, and Hogswatch-themed, and with plenty of other characters

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    @BBC America, hire me.

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    Somehow, Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter are transported to the thriving (and unfortunately, aromatic) city of Ankh-Morpork after years of enjoying a quiet love life in Cuba. Now they decide to make that the City Watch's problem. As usual.

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    Corporal Angua has been given a big assignment: to keep tabs on the ones in the city who seem to always be in trouble. When she starts tracking one of The Lady's favorites, though, odd things can happen... Takes place shortly after Men at Arms

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    SEQUEL to "From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1" - Lady Myria Lejean wishes nothing more than to be human. Unfortunately life cares not for our wishes. Between greedy peers, prickly wizards, suspicious watchmen, puzzled gods, and worse... a very interested Lord Vetinari, it's hard to see how she can navigate the minefield that is Ankh Morpork society and keep her sanity intact.

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    The Master tries to walk out of prison, as he has so many times before on innumerable worlds. The narrative causality of the Disc has other ideas.

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    Sam Vimes knows the upheavals that attend the rise of a new Patrician. He's seen several come and go, and protected the city the best he could throughout. This new one, though, could be the last straw for both his heart, and his sanity.

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    "Sam Vimes the Watch Commander can't do anything," said Sam, "But the Duke of Ankh is just getting started."

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    Carrot/Vimes, explicit, not slowburn, but no sex in the first few chapters and a tiny bit of angst.

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    4/?
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    Despite extreme reluctance, the seemingly indestructible Rincewind has been through just about everything. But his newest challenge will take place in his own city when he finds a small dwarf child lost and alone.

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    The repercussions of recent events have only just begun. Unwelcome eyes have turned towards Ankh-Morpork, leaving everyone vulnerable when Vimes and Vetinari are drawn away from the city.

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    Deleted scenes and alternate perspectives from my Discworld story Semper Terraneum. Chapters that didn't work, or ways that I tried to write things that later turned out less than perfect. I decided to do this after I had gotten as far as posting one of them, and realized there were a few others that I wish I'd saved to be read. Enjoy!

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    Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. These are the band of thugs who tried to hustle aspiring model In Memory of Narrow Crooked Lane, Memory for short, while she was running late for work on her very first day. Fortunately for Memory, and unfortunately for Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh, Cicero, and Lipschitz, Memory happened to be running late for work on her very first day of at the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.

    When her moving from Lancre to Ankh-Morpork in hopes of making it as a model don't go as planned, she ends up joining the Watch to make ends meet. There never was anyone less cut out for being a copper, and the rest of the watch quite snub her, but when catching Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh, Cicero, and Lipschitz involves going undercover as models during a fashion show and they need Memory's knowledge, it turns out that they couldn't have asked for a better man-or woman-for the job.

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    Please forgive this atrocity . It popped into my head and won’t leave Since I’m a firm believer in not suffering alone in things the Fandom Is welcome to join me in this agony.

    I give The Ank MorPork Landlocked Navy And the lawsuit they face when firing cannons randomly around the city.

    Commander Vimes is not pleased, Sibel finds it entertaining.

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    1/?
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    Cheery was abducted off the streets of Ankh-Morpork to serve as the forensic investigator for the Unseen University when an unknown assailant targets its members with a horrible poison, one the UU cannot identify. To keep her scared and on-target, they chain a monster in her quarters, a huge wolf with far more intelligence than most would expect from a wild, dangerous beast.

    As time winds on, the pair learn they'd better team up and watch each other's backs if they want to stay alive.

    Show!verse.

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