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    It was some stupid thing by one of the student wizards that did it. Student wizards, the idiots, and now—

    “I don’t care how it happened, Mr Stibbons,” Vimes said, finally, and Ponder’s mouth clicked shut. The Archchancellor was sitting down on a bench, and he was bouncing Lipwig on his knee and talking quietly to Carrot and Sacharissa, who were seated on the bench with him. Adora Belle and William de Worde were asking increasingly pointed questions of the Lecturer in Recent Runes, who was fidgeting slightly under their focused gaze.

    They were—

    A bit younger than Young Sam, he thought. By several years, in fact. They were what, four, five?

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    The Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU no-one asked for.

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    “Hullo, Mr Faigle,” Carrot said cheerfully to the man at the edge of the thing, drinking heavily from a glass bottle of water, and he turns to look at Carrot, giving him a smile. “Is Mr Wilkinson not about?”

    “Vincent’s still at work,” Faigle said quietly, his lips shifting into a slight smile as he turned to look at Carrot and Angua.

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    NOTE: You don't need to have watch/read Stardust to follow this; it's just a standard colleagues-to-married-type fic with an extra bit ;)

    AU in which Rufus Drumknott was a star whom the wizards somehow managed to knock from the sky. This tale covers his new life on the Disc, his growing attachment to his new home, and his blossoming relationship with a human of considerably more intrigue than any other.

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    The Great A' Tuin has glided too close to Planetos and a greenish-purple lightening is seen across Westeros and Essos.

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    Melting-pot de tous mes drabbles et OS courts en un seul point, pour me faciliter un peu la vie dans mon travail de compilation de mes anciens récits. J'en ajoute des récents au fur et à mesure.
    Harry Potter: Chapitres 1 à 18
    Les annales du Disque-Monde: Chapitres 19 à 29
    Divers: Chapitres 30 à 34
    Les Tuniques Bleues: Chapitres 35 à 39
    Simon & Garfunkel: Chapitres 40 à... ?
    Je ne m'arrange vraiment pas avec l'âge, on dirait.

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    Summary: Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are severely wounded and thought dead during the last battle of Hogwarts. But there's a million to one chance (which happens 9 times out of 10, at least on the Disc) that a killing curse might not have been final. When Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks appear on the Disc, forces join to unmake the unforgivable curse.

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    A series of drabbles exploring a slightly different version of the Disc, where your soul walks (or flies, or slithers, or in some rare cases swims) right by your side.

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    When the Ketterdam standwatch fails to do its job, the head of the Tide Council requests help from a sister city as a payback for managing their taxes. Despite being in a completely different dimension, the Big Wahoonie obliges this request and sends its best police officer to deal with the criminals in the city. Little does the Council realize that it means all of them.
    ... is a crappy and unfaithful summary.
    Simply put: worlds of Ankh-Morpork and Ketterdam collide and the rule of narrative causality has it that the characters of these two worlds just bump into each other.

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    Grief does strange things to a man.

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    维提纳利向威默斯提议为老石脸建造一座雕像。

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    (You don't need to read any previous fics from this series to read this story.)

    In The Boys With War Paint we have seen Vimes dealing with being stuck in the past in another leg of the trousers of times. But how is faring the leg into which he didn't make it back?

    Tags, characters and warnings will be added as the story develops.
    Now with added soundtrack!

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    podfic of first and foremost by hollimichele

     

    From Angua’s office, with the door cracked, being a captain wasn’t all that different from being a sergeant.

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    podfic of the fic by Nomad

    It began, as did so many bewilderments small and large, with a declaration by Captain Carrot.

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    “It’s for charity, sir,” Carrot had said, well-intentioned enthusiasm radiating from his clean scrubbed face.

    “It would reinforce the Watch’s public image,” Vetinari had said, impassive and decidedly not smirking in a way that managed to imply that smirking had been considered as an option but ultimately dismissed, and was therefore actually more aggravating than a smirk would have been.

    “Oh, what a lovely idea!” Sybil had said. “Young Sam will love it, I must buy tickets for us both.”

    And that had been that. The thought of disappointing either, or worse, both of Sybil and Young Sam had been too awful to bear. And so, Commander Vimes, reluctant Duke of Ankh and enthusiastic blackboard monitor, found himself scowling over a sheaf of papers on the afternoon of Hogswatch eve, frantically trying yet again to memorise his lines.

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    Vimes has a mandatory day off on the day before Hogswatch and tries his best to give his son the Hogswatch joy he never got as a kid.

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    It starts with a crime, but so do many things in Ankh-Morpork. What's different is how deep it goes – and how far. Of course the Watch becomes involved, of course the stakes are high and, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. On the plus side, Sam, Sybil and Angua travel to new places and cause new problems. Cheery gets to run the Watch and as for what happens to Fred, Nobby and the Patrician ...

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    After Moist von Lipwig throws down the challenge, Lord Vetinari must change from his usual black to something a bit more extravagant for Moist and Adora's wedding.

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