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    Fueled by the desire to do what's right or the thirst for revenge, heroes and villains are forced to work together again to fight a new evil with a goal more sinister than any before them.

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    01 Jul 2020

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    2020 is shitty so far ain't it? Heres a nice clatchet honeymoon adventure to lift your spirits. After their wedding they decide to take a space cruise honeymoon, but obviously, stuff gets crazy!

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    5/?
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    Ambassadors and leaders from the universe’s most resourceful and brutal races begin to go missing. Ratchet & Clank are called upon by Talwyn to work with the Polaris Defense Force to track down the missing people and protect other potential targets. But the connection tying the missing people together is more dangerous than they could ever imagine. The most awkward part? This situation is the closest thing Clank has to bonding time with his previously missing father, Orvus, who has gone through a severe lifestyle change, but wants to join the fight.

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    Copernicus L. Qwark is doing just fine in life. Sure, he's been stuck in high school for...quite a while, but now he's just had an epiphany! One that will help him change the world and have him at the very center! The universe shall know (and fear) the name Captain Qwark!

    It's a shame someone from his past has to get in his way, though...

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    The moment he found Kaden’s son on Veldin, Alister vowed to do whatever it took to keep him safe.

    He needed to be protected.

    Years later, Ratchet Azimuth embarks on a journey across the stars, desperate to prove him wrong.

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    Ratchet has to find a way to stop his unnecessary spending on weapons.

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    6/?
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    When five people from the Solana Galaxy receive superpowers from a cosmic storm, can they stop their former friend turned supervillain?

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    When a teenage environmental activist from the USA and a Russian cosmonaut wind up caught up in a teleportation accident and wind up away from their own home galaxy into another one, called the Solana Galaxy.
    But rumours of the near identical arrivals to Captain Qwark catch everyone's eyes, including Chairman Derek himself on the crazy quest for a new planet for the Blaarg.

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    During a particularly dull week on planet Earth, the main 3 members of the Cooper gang : Sly Cooper, Bentley and Murray received a mysterious message from an anonymous contractor on Thiefnet offering them a chance for the heist of a lifetime, in the Solana Galaxy..
    But the Solana Galaxy, along with both the Galactic Ranger's reputation and Captain Qwark's ego have taken a heavy pounding, due to the length of Chairman Drek's evil plan, the destruction of the planet Novalis by the Deplanetizer, Qwark's collaboration with Drek being revealed and the former Galactic Ranger Dr Nefarious's attempt to wipe out all life in the Solana Galaxy, which fortunately got stopped by Ratchet and Clank.

    So when reports of a theft involving Captain Qwark's data file reach the dynamic duo's ears, a chase across the galaxy ensures, with Carmelita Fox's help. Only problem is that the Cooper's contractor, who is revealed to be Doctor Nefarious himself in a new robotic form, has no intention of keeping his own word to the gang. Can the two opposite sides work together, or is the whole universe doomed to suffer under Doctor Nefarious's iron-fisted rule of robotic supremacy?

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    Drek offers Qwark the opportunity of a lifetime.

    Inspired by "Razzle Dazzle" from the musical "Chicago".

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    A bunch of stories of my ships and my friends ships as well! (Maybe your ships too)

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    It's true that Time should not be tampered with, but what about a person's Fate? Can it be change for the a better ending? As Ratchet travels to find Clank, he soon met the Elder, Alister Azimuth. Then the two female Lombaxes, but Ratchet had a feeling those two didn't just come along to help him. There seems to be something more than meets the eye.

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    The lombaxes have returned to Ratchet's dimension and while they're settling in with new inventions and scientific empires a series of threats send a family company into worry during their very social lifestyle. A squad is called in to the biggest party of the company to keep the targets safe.

    I suck at summaries but Ratchet is undercover dressed up all pretty.

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    Ratchet and Clank have now officially retired-for real this time-from the hero business after nearly 15+ years of saving countless lives. Not long afterwards, Clank begins to notice a change in his partner's appearance, as well as his wardrobe and appetite. He knows he should steer Ratchet back towards a healthier lifestyle...but he can't help but be intrigued by his new form.

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    1/?
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    It's been a long time since Nefarious felt a squishy with his own hands, let alone touched them. There was one squishy in particular he really wanted to get to touch. And being a super villain, he'd get his way no matter what.

    A series of Ratchet/Nefarious drabbles. Some future chapters will pick up from previous chapters.

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    4/?
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    Nefarious is finally caught! But president qwark doesn't react well to this, so he has a intimate talk with his old friend and nemesis as a new adventure takes place between this two
    incompatible personalities... well at least that's the way we see them.

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    Clank is a lombax seeking answers, and Ratchet is a defect wanting to be more than a lowly repurposed repair bot. When a devious plot comes to one's attention and the two meet, how will the outcome change?

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    A retelling of 'Ratchet and Clank 2: Locked and Loaded', re-imagined as a mature story filled with angst, tension, violence and smut. The story begins from where Ratchet and Clank save Angela from the Thugs-4-Less leader and the trio prepare to take down Megacorp and save the galaxy from the protopet.

    My main goal was to further develop the relationships within the game and dwelling more into character development while also remaining true to the original story. I've always longed for a more adult version of the game, where a foul-mouthed Lombax and his trusty metallic side kick take on a universe with horrible situations and beings not really told in the games. As well as figuring out girls. That's the toughest part.

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    9/?
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    It is Christmas Eve, and Ratchet just wants to spend a peaceful Christmas with Clank, an impossible task when Qwark shows up and Nefarious attacks Metropolis just to be a jerk, causing Ratchet to wonder if his life would have been better if he had never begun adventuring in the first place. A parody of "A Christmas Carol", with elements of "It's a Wonderful Life".

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    4/4
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    9
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    1
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