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    A retelling of 'Ratchet and Clank 2: Locked and Loaded', re-imagined as a mature story filled with angst, tension, violence and smut. The story begins from where Ratchet and Clank save Angela from the Thugs-4-Less leader and the trio prepare to take down Megacorp and save the galaxy from the protopet.

    My main goal was to further develop the relationships within the game and dwelling more into character development while also remaining true to the original story. I've always longed for a more adult version of the game, where a foul-mouthed Lombax and his trusty metallic side kick take on a universe with horrible situations and beings not really told in the games. As well as figuring out girls. That's the toughest part.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    6
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    It is Christmas Eve, and Ratchet just wants to spend a peaceful Christmas with Clank, an impossible task when Qwark shows up and Nefarious attacks Metropolis just to be a jerk, causing Ratchet to wonder if his life would have been better if he had never begun adventuring in the first place. A parody of "A Christmas Carol", with elements of "It's a Wonderful Life".

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
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  3. Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by

    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics), Taylor Swift (Musician), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon), Skateboarding RPF, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Legend (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 20th Century CE RPF, 21st Century CE RPF, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Dexter (TV), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Psycho (1960)  

    09 Mar 2019

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    English
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    80,259
    Chapters:
    49/50
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    12887
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    It was happens on planet Zygerria General Obi-Wan Kenobi and Apprentice Ahsoka Tano revealed as a sith, it make Ratchet angry and scared.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
    Hits:
    183
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    The moment he found Kaden’s son on Veldin, Alister vowed to do whatever it took to keep him safe.

    He needed to be protected.

    Years later, Ratchet Azimuth embarks on a journey across the stars, desperate to prove him wrong.

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    15,151
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    274
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    {A gift for the Ratchet and Clank community} Love is a funny thing… it can make a creature do the strangest things for their partners. One thing’s for certain though, they wouldn’t give up the universe if it meant being without the other… Fourteen shipfics voted for by various members of the RaC Fandom. :)

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    Chapters:
    4/14
    Comments:
    3
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    3
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    When Buggler was won the war, Ava Bomber completely falls in darkness(Turned into a vampire), forbidden love and possessive on his Wife, his Silver Bomber. Dark fantasies behind them while he went to wood of darkness.

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    Star Wars, Super Bomberman R, Plants Vs zombies, Sally Face, Rayman, Sly Cooper, Ratchet & Clank, Jak & Daxter & Ash Vs Evil Dead crossover. Jedi, Sith, Bomberman and almost everything does actually exists expect Bounty hunters. But Cad Bane is not disabled.

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    1/100
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    Felicity and Chip decide to bring LJ and Zofia with them to reunite with the Loonatics in Acmetropolis. While there, they are suddenly called away to Planet Veldin and must help a group called The Galactic Rangers against a force known as Drek along with an old enemy: Black Velvet from destroying the universe. On the way then, they make two new friends, a Lombax and a robot.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    1
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    A year after the events of the first story, Michael Morrison now tackles the life of a boarding school student and the famed superhero Xenoblade. As he meets new friends (And enemies), he must put fame and fortune aside as a cyber tech villain threatens humanity with an army of killer machines.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    After getting into an accident and having his arm damaged, Nefarious is reluctant to have it repaired by an old flame.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    It's Meatloaf Day! The best day of the month! The day when the Hall of Heroes cafeteria actually serves real, edible food! Wait, why aren't the doors opening? {Part of my Drabble Collection}

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    1/1
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    Nefarious is finally caught! But president qwark doesn't react well to this, so he has a intimate talk with his old friend and nemesis as a new adventure takes place between this two
    incompatible personalities... well at least that's the way we see them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Test Your Metal!
    A mysterious, intergalactic criminal organization, known as Team Darkstar, is bent on turning the Galactic Rangers against each other. But their shadowy sponsor has a more sinister plot in mind for Solana's weapons manufacturer, Gadgetron.
    Even though Team Darkstar strikes hard, the Rangers stand for justice and will do whatever it takes, go where no Ranger has gone before, in order to stop any evil conspiracy.
    Will Ratchet & Clank keep the team together long enough to see their plan pull through?

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    521
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    "He is the one true Lombax, the last of his royal race! The one true hero among his kind, born from the fires of heroism and all that is good, and uh... sprinkled with a hint of crabbiness... He is the one true KING!"
    "Qwark, can I go back to sleep now?"

    Language:
    English
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    3,812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    Qwark, while touring planet Earth with Ratchet and Clank, discovers online sites were he can post things about himself constantly. No harm in that, right?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142
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    A collection of seven oneshots based around the Seven Deadly Sins.

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    Chapters:
    1/7
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    221
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    Ratchet has to find a way to stop his unnecessary spending on weapons.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    140
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    Ratchet is torn. He has been on the planet Earth for a year now, but he doesn't want to head back to Solana. When a car accident threatens to take everything from him, the Lombax will learn how much he means to everyone, and ultimately make a decision that will change the course of his life...

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    Words:
    14,048
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    126
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    The multiverse is filled with many strange and rather interesting individuals. So what happens when these individuals are plucked from their home and forced to survive this new enviroment. How will they survive the new and old threats that lurk around every corner and how will they react to the others placed in the same situation as them. Find out in this brand new story.

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    English
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    9,326
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    409
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    Clank is a lombax seeking answers, and Ratchet is a defect wanting to be more than a lowly repurposed repair bot. When a devious plot comes to one's attention and the two meet, how will the outcome change?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,280
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    183

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