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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

    Language:
    Français
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    7,876
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    44
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    After you agree to work for a mysterious Cue Ball man, your life is turned upside down by a bunch of idiots.

    Perhaps, in a good way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48
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    Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,184
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    918
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    This motherfucker out here eatin' beans!

    156/365

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    35
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    It's not Cans' job to think...but he does so anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    68
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    Safe in my garden
    An ancient flower blooms
    And the scent from its nature
    Slowly squares my room
    And its perfume being such
    That it's causing me to swoon
    –“Safe in My Garden” By: The Mamas & The Papas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,833
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1267
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    After a particularly bloody battle, the Felt finds they are missing one of their members. After months of searching, they declare that Trace is probably dead, victim to that... Thing they were fighting before. But without a body for proof, Fin just won't have it. He gathers together a small group of his teammates who have agreed to assist him in looking for their missing friend. When it looks like it's at its worst, things get even more complex when the monster they ran into ends up causing time shenanigans, further lowering the odds of finding their missing friend by screwing up their powers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,907
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    126
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    In an office of the company SKAIA, a QUEEN ends up with more BROKEN FURNITURE than she can handle herself. To put her out of her misery for a short while at least, the BOSS decides to sends a HANDYMAN to REPAIR the objects in question and any more that may appear in the future.

    Little does he know, the handyman will make other things harder for the queen than he had initially expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,709
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    He can hear the jeering about five doors down the hall, and the wood of the door is vibrating as he pushes it open. Damn. Itchy knew it was Trace’s birthday (got him a fucking six pack in a brown paper bag and everything) but this, this is something else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    184
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    (Stand alone excerpt of an idea never full written)

    You both share a look.
    This is what you’re sure is the setup of an interrogation taking place 15 stories in the air above a burning city and harbor. Thousands of miles out sea, 5 capable men are hiding in a bunker on an island with the last piece of the living equivalent of Satan (Demonhead Mobster Kingpin) hidden and out of reach of the Felt, who are livid to obtain it.
    You both aren’t saying squat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    308
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    Itchy moves into a strange apartment building, where the lobby wall is covered in clocks and almost every resident is rude, stupid, or both. After a strange dream and a myriad of contrived circumstances, he and his roommate begin to wonder if there's more to the building than it seems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,714
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    438
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    What happened after the snapchats stopped?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    210
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    Itchy and a few other of the Felt are drunk. He has some weird perceptions of what's going on within the Felt. Crowbar wants to go to bed. No one else does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,449
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    421
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you have been welcomed to the Hussmeister Academy for Special Individuals.
    If only you were special...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    415
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    Remember when Bro found out that leprechauns were made of felt?

     

    Crowbar wanders through dream bubbles, and discovers something (or rather, someONE) interesting.

    Written for the first bonus round of HSWC 2014.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    390
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    Maybe Fin should have paid more attention- maybe he should have also gotten to know more about his fellow Felt's powers.
    -- Noncon for some mild Dubcon --

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,430
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    428
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    "You know you can always judge a place by their bouncer."

    A collection of stories surrounding a nightclub and its patrons.
    Each chapter will be in first-person from one of a few protagonists. How many, I'm not sure, but most likely no more than three.
    Characters and tags will be introduced as they appear in the story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,260
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    200
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    "Well. See thing is, she said today she's leaving yesterday, but way i sees it, if i run fast enough to town i should be able to catch her 'fore she gets back next Week."

    Crowbar pinched his brow and sighed. "Get running then." Time travel.. He hated it.

    As sure as the outlying desert is hot, when a strange circus sets up shop on the outskirts of midnight city, local preforming troupe known as the midnight crew doesn't take kindly to some new folks encroaching in on their territoy. Trouble starts begins brewing, and one of the most heated rivalries in midnight city's history ensues. All the enraptured audience of

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    355
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    275
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    I'm really something bad at summaries, but, um, just, warning I guess for violence and creepiness. Yeah, Um, right, so Dave and his Bro are just escaped monsters. They went back to their abandoned apartment and that's where it all starts.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,736
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    616
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    It's a davekat, neighbor au. I'm working on making this long and developmental. I'm talkin the daily lives of Dave and Karkat living next to each other as they discover their feelings. This baby is gonna have holiday chapters. Can I get a holla? It is 2:17 in the morning and I will regret and edit this summary later!

    *Edit* I have decided to keep this summary as it perfectly sums everything up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,115
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    708
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    14158

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