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The Buzzing of a Chainsaw is Music to my Ears ~ Leatherface by teenagelobotomyy
Fandoms: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
23 Mar 2019
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A band member runs into some mutual friends and has a dinner party... the Sawyers wanted her for dinner, all but one.
STILL EDITING
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Уиллу есть что сказать об отвратительном чувстве юмора Ганнибала.
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- Part 1 of Ганнибал «Каннибал»
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- Русский
- Words:
- 1,307
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 59
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Молчание Ганнибала || Silence of Hannibal by Pheeby
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
19 Mar 2019
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Hannibal Music Video. Hannigram. # CRACK
English subtitles included.Series
- Part 7 of Hannibal fanvideo
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 0
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 27
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A very nice but secretive family just moved into Rosemary's sleepy little town and she's intrigued and absolutely tickled pink by them.
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Polarity by Watermelonsmellinfellon for victorine, TigerPrawn
Fandoms: Polar (2019), Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom
10 Feb 2019
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Will Graham moves to Washington instead of following Hannibal Lecter across the Atlantic. And yet when he gets a good look at his new neighbor, his plan to escape Hannibal's memory seems like it won't work at all. How can Will and this Hannibal look-alike get along? And how can they both handle their pasts coming for them again, and interfering with their growing relationship?
A/N: Retelling of Polar and crossing over starting at Hannibal Season 3. Post-Mizumono obviously.
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This is a short story about the happy murder family currently living in a mansion somewhere in Brittany, France. Abigail decides to help Hannibal in the kitchen while Will is out “hunting”. During dinner the seduction game of Will is very strong.
A fluffy story. Contains mild graphic violence, blood and gore though.
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Into The Raging Black Ocean by Graceaphine
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Rising (2007)
12 Jan 2019
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As Will and Hannibal tumbled off the cliff - as Will pushed them off of the kiss - Will took in Hannibal's beautiful face on last time as he pressed their lips together.
Their first and last kiss.
Will savoured the taste of his lover's lips and took in every inch of the doctor’s stunning face one last time before they suddenly hit the water with a deafening splash.
Then everything turned to black.
Suddenly, Will Graham was awake.
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Savoureux by TheFallenStar
Fandoms: Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Hannibal (TV)
07 Jan 2019
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Hannibal and will Survive the Fall. They flee the states and begin their lives anew with one another. All is smooth until it isn't, their peace shifted and shattered. Amidst the turmoil, their family grows and flourishes. Now we can glimpse into the perfect family, their only quirk is the occasional murder and cannibalistic tendencies. Let's all see how this plays out.
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You're abadoned be your so called friends in the the midle of nowhere Texas. The old lady, Luda, at the store lets you stay with her and her family for the time being. You get close to her son Thomas after she plays matchmaker.
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Season 1 AU where Hannibal brings Will to the opera, and they encounter Franklyn. Their three different perspectives on the ensuing conversation.
Or, Hannibal brings Will to the opera, Franklyn makes an idiot of himself, and Hannibal wants to make Franklyn into head cheese. Oh, and Tobias is totally a serial killer, but Will doesn’t want to ruin the opera by telling everyone.
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Hannibal is an ASS. He also gets Will a Christmas present.
I wrote this really quickly and it hasn't really been edited... I would probably change a lot about it, but I already sent the original to the giftee so, here we are.
MERRY CRIMBUS
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A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.
Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.
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Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.
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for better or for worse by aortic
Fandoms: 大海原と大海原 | Oounabara to Wadanohara | Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, アイス・スクリーム - もげこ | Ice Scream - Mogeko
20 Dec 2018
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alternatively known as: the familiar idate fanfic.
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He looked wildly over to Jimin, and his fear flared even more. Jimin was no longer crying, although his cheeks were still wet. There was a terrifying glint in his eyes, making the brown of them almost black. An ugly smile twisted the corners of his mouth. He walked over to the door and shut it with a solid, resounding click.
“Ready, calico?” Yoongi asked calmly.
“Ready.” Jimin responded coolly, reaching down to grab the man by the throat.
The man began to scream.
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- Part 2 of there's a devil lying by your side
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"So, tell me, why are you suddenly so interested in bread baking?" Hannibal asked as he set the dry ingredients in a line on the counter.
"My interest isn't exactly sudden," Will replied. "There have been a few times that I have wanted to learn to make challah bread."
"Oh? Tell me how you feel during these times of craving."
"Nostalgic," Will decided.
"For?"
"Simpler times?" Will raised his brows before he looked away with a shake of his head.
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Or, the fic in which Will and Hannibal recreate that clay working scene from Ghost with bread dough. -
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Donghae is a waiter at the Runaway, his so called hunting ground. Literally. With each catch being carefully selected and taken for "preparations" until dinner is served, Donghae does his best to remain discrete. Between his associates at the bar, his hacker, his housemate, and his snarky co-butcher, each operation runs like clockwork. That is until the police…and past lovers, interfere.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,190
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 141
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The Hermit Under the Opera House (and his seven dogs) by virdant for kinokodon, Adzusai
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber
20 Sep 2018
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Will Graham just wants to live in peace, Hannibal just wants to help, and Jack just wants murders to stop happening in his opera house.
A Phantom of the Opera crossover, with a bit more murder, a lot of opera jokes, and a dash of (heavily implied) cannibalism.
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"I take it introductions aren't your forte."
"I take it you get threatened with knives often." Will countered, and Hannibal's mouth did the strange little quirk again that implied a smile, but didn't answer.
Serial Killer AU! Will gets into someone's car with a plan to kill them. That plan gets utterly ruined.
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- Part 2 of Other Lives
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Seventeen years of cannibalistic domesticity was not enough time for a vacation, Will decides as he, Hannibal, and their daughter are dragged on a government plane to Baltimore with Beverly Katz maniacally laughing in the background.
And, if he hears Hannibal make one more cannibal pun about Buffalo Bill he will murder and eat his husband himself.
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"Murder isn't bad behaviour?"
"You're certainly warranting the act."
"Eat me. Oh wait no, you actually might."
In Cusco, Peru, they run a restaurant that deprives customers of their senses. Will struggles with the wars raging inside of him, and Hannibal can't handle much more of his anger. It's the blind leading the blind.
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- Part 4 of Domesticity and Death