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    Change:
    make (someone or something) different; alter and or modify.

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    Deutsch
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    5/?
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    No matter what happened, after everything, Denji would always remember what Makima said to him. About a family she'd take away from him—about hurting the people he might come to love. Most days he tries to forget, but even still.

    (An erratically updated collection of varyingly long drabbles written within a 4-5 hour period based on what level of obsessed with this ship I am for the evening.)

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    English
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    3/?
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    15
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    This first chapter has my friend's oc init Ellis I have permission to use them and I will let you know who they are. I am tired so there's not much to say I'm sorry that this is my 8th attempt at posting this.

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    4/20
    Comments:
    5
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    2
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    In 1846, a man returns to London with nothing to his name but bad memories, grief, and a thirst for revenge.

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    3/?
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    10
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    2
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    Y/N. A skeletal wolf monster who lived as a hunter in Horrortale alongside the Skeleton brothers to help other monsters survive the famine Underground. Human flesh was a delicacy. It was not something she wanted to consume. None of them had a choice. She was feared by many for her ferocious strength and temper. Only the Horror brothers UNDERSTOOD her. They continued to suffer until...
    Their house appeared above ground. Strange skeletons much alike her own skellies seem to want to keep them within the forest due to their hellish appearances. It might be due to fear...and the woman who had them wrapped around their finger. Y/N would not allow them to bully her best friends.

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    51/?
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    “The king sent you on a life-threatening quest for a fucking nightlight?"

    This girl was really starting to get on his nerves. Finnick kind of wishes that she drowned him right with the rest of his crew. At least then he wouldn't have a man-eating, chatterbox of a mermaid on his hands.

    She'll see, though. He'll get that fucking nightlight home, and then he'll finally have his happy ending. It's what'll make him so special.

    OR: every hero has their own set of challenges to overcome. these are finnick's

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    1/?
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    You, [Y/N] [L/N], are a member of Cognito Inc., working as an assassin. Oh, and a cannibal. Human flesh is just too much of a delicacy- how else would you be able to get rid of the bodies? but working at Cognito Inc. is never as easy as you would hope. At least yourself and Reagan (your best friend) can bond on how tired you both are. Still, killing is fun, but, dealing with romance? It wasn't ever something you would expect to happen. After all, you're a killer, an assassin, a cannibal...who would love someone like that?

    Brett. Brett does. And, his family? Horrible? But him? The sweetest person in existence. No wonder you would fall in love with him.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    13
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    2
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    (Y/n) is new to town and low on cash, so they decided to do the first best thing that came to mind. Rent a room.
    At the time it seemed to be a good idea. After all, it's not often that you hear about something bad happening with a new roomie, so what can go wrong?
    A lot of things, that's what.
    It doesn't take them long to figure out that something is wrong and the seemingly innocent deal they just made may have been with The Devil in disguise.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    10
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    Jimmy is stuck, he knows it will never be ok that Scott is manipulative and crude but he just. Stays? He doesn't even know why he is here..

    He doesn't even know...

    "Oh honey, it's okay!" Scott said, his voice is sweet as honey and thicker than blood and he's seen him decorated in that before.

    Oh, that's why... Manipulation...

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    Basically I didn't see any physiological and/or regular trauma caused by Scott so I decided to make my own.:D I'm a sucker for angst ok?!?

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    60
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    The story takes place as an aftermath of Kou fighting No.6. While in the battle instead of Kou eliminating him as the manga states, No.6 felt pity and in return before he died used the last of his powers to attempt to turn the supernaturals human since that's what Kou had stated he wanted. With the lack of powers No.6 caused a shock wave and instead of fully human, the supernaturals became mindless zombies.

    The only ones not affected were the seven wonders, though some were caught under the influence as if they had made a deal with Tsukasa they would be half affected

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    3/?
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    1
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    Después de despertar en el hospital, Streber piensa que su vida cambiará y no tiene idea de cuánto mientras sus pesadillas salen de la tumba una vez más.

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    Español
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    1/1
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    1
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    After waking up in the hospital, Streber thinks his life will change and he has no idea how much while his nightmares come out of the grave once more.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A podfic reading of 'Teacups and Top Surgery'.

    'After his release from the BSHCI and resuming therapy, Will’s plans are interrupted by a letter from his health insurance, informing him that his plans for top surgery are cancelled indefinitely.

    When Doctor Lecter offers to perform the surgery for him, it changes everything.

    After all, what's a little cannibalism between friends?'

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Collections:
    1
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    4
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    13
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    4
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    285
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    The asteroid didn't destroy Shlorp. Well, it did, but life marches on.

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    Luda Mae takes home a sad stray. It goes about as well as anyone could expect.

    Actually, it goes slightly better. Slightly.

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    1/?
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    4
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    35
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    “Thanks for taking care of dinner baby, I bet he’ll taste delicious.”

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    1/1
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    22
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    We all know how the 53rd Season of Danganronpa ended with the Mastermind being killed and the survivors escaping, this was scripted of course, but what if an obsessive fan hated how the season ended so horribly so they wanted to make their own season that is better then what they saw as a slap in the face to the fans. They kidnapped their 15 classmates, knocked them out, and made them participate in the fan season of Danganronpa. Will the classmates figure out the identity of the one who trapped them in this manor, or will they fall into despair and die horrible deaths at the hand of their supposed friend.

    WARNING: I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO DANGANRONPA, I ONLY OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE PARTICIPANTS IN THE GAME AND SETTING OF SAID GAME

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    English
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    1/?
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    I have honestly no clue where I'm going with this im just projecting my religious trauma and seeing where it ends up

    Will graham is the devil now apparently cause I said so and things will change... often

    Language:
    English
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    1,524
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    18
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    1
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    Trish hates the fact that her climbing the ranks of being singer is by force by her mother, Donatella, she wants to scream and cry but it seems like god heard her prayers in the form of a dangerous guardian angel…

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    English
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    1,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    70
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    I have a Hannibal obsession and I have to keep my heart feed.

    Enjoy all the gay shit my fellow unstable queers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,317
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1368

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