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Y/N. A skeletal wolf monster who lived as a hunter in Horrortale alongside the Skeleton brothers to help other monsters survive the famine Underground. Human flesh was a delicacy. It was not something she wanted to consume. None of them had a choice. She was feared by many for her ferocious strength and temper. Only the Horror brothers UNDERSTOOD her. They continued to suffer until...
Their house appeared above ground. Strange skeletons much alike her own skellies seem to want to keep them within the forest due to their hellish appearances. It might be due to fear...and the woman who had them wrapped around their finger. Y/N would not allow them to bully her best friends. -
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This is set in a serial killer alternate universe, this spawned from my brain randomly and i just went down the rabbit hole. I hope you all enjoy!
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You feel your face heating up each second that had passed by. Stupid stupid stupid!! Why out of all things did you say that for!!!? This is it..is this is what they called social suicide? Yes, you feel like death will be a blessing at this point.
You are trying to befriend your new neighbor, but things happened...okay you might have insulted him..it's a blur really, but that is the least of your concern right now. Because now you have a bigger problem on your hand when you have to change the way of how "normal" human befriends each other to match a certain creepy pun-loving skeleton that is your neighbor.
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Don't Dead, Open Inside by Krynior
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Nov 2021
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Izuku Midoriya wasn't like other children. He tended to focus more diligently on academics than his peers, usually being first with his hand in the air when teachers asked questions. Not that they usually picked him despite being the top student in class. He also had a mumbling habit and tended to stare at people while scribbling in notebooks. It was unsettling and didn't earn him any friends. But the most troubling and off-putting part about him was that he had died when he was seven.
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A collection of Hannigram ficlets that have been sitting on my laptop gathering dust, which I think should be posted. Most of these are, and will probably remain, unfinished. I may come back to one if I like it enough, but this is just a place for various ficlets and drabbles that I won't be extending.
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Latest chapter: A Halloween oneshot where Will is a slasher movie final girl and Hannibal is very intrigued by him. -
Cries For More by justascrubwritingquestionablestuff
Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series), Madness: Project Nexus (Video Game)
28 Oct 2021
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You were one of the assistants at S.Q. Somehow, at some time in Nevada, you and 2BDamned had become close. When he, Sanford and Deimos have to stay in a further away place with Hank due to missions, 2B requires papers. You deliver them, and sometimes stay a night or two depending on how safe the journey back is.
One night however, you get bored.
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Seventeen years of cannibalistic domesticity was not enough time for a vacation, Will decides as he, Hannibal, and their daughter are dragged on a government plane to Baltimore with Beverly Katz maniacally laughing in the background.
And, if he hears Hannibal make one more cannibal pun about Buffalo Bill he will murder and eat his husband himself.
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Star'Scream has never gone trick-or-treating, or heard of Halloween for that matter. He never heard of any of the holidays until Bumblebee mentions it to him. How will he trick-or-treat when he is just a rogue and has a permanent injury that's he still recovering from?
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You raise your eyebrows. "You're out in the middle of the woods, at night...without a car." You glance around. It's mid-autumn, and the chill in the air has been creeping under your clothes. You swear you can feel it grip your heart. You wonder, perhaps, if you're meeting that small percentage of monsters that is dangerous.
And you just told him your car is busted. And you have no way to repair it.
Fuck.
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Gareth ends up capturing half of the poor Alexandria group. Interrogating them and causing them to get scared.
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When Alana is being persistent in her infatuation with Will, Will panics and claims to be dating someone to stop her advances. Alana, in her disbelief, states that in order for her to back off, he would need to prove it to her by bringing this supposed partner to the upcoming function. Will, with limited options, resorts to asking the one person he feels may understand his situation and be willing to aid him, Hannibal. What happens when pretend starts to feel too real, and when Will must realize things he wish he didn't have to.
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Bloodlust by Ravenloon
Fandoms: Mötley Crüe, The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band Book - Mötley Crüe & Neil Strauss
27 Aug 2021
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Mick Mars, America's most renowned detective bas spent years dissecting the ever developing case of Dr. Lee, America's most infamous serial killer. Who knows what the doctor has in store for him? Love is certainly not what Mars expected
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“Where were you?”He finally asked as silence kept stretching.
Moonjo half turned toward him, that ever too sweet and creepy smile plastered on his too perfectly carved face.
“Making some preparations.”He said, closing the few steps between him and the bed. “Did you miss me, babe?”
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evolution of a bird of prey by littleladybug
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Aug 2021
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In order to really talk about the evolution of Hawks as a pro hero, we have to first acknowledge two things:
1. There is absolutely nothing known about the pro hero Hawks outside of his hero identity. This is undoubtedly purposeful and out of respect for his privacy and safety, I will refrain from speaking in depth about any theories on who he might be or where he came from and ask that those of you who care for his well-being and that of the heroics industry’s workers, please do the same! Heroes protect us! We can do the bare minimum of protecting their privacy in return! It’s only fun while we’re all safe!
2. The elephant—or rabbit, I suppose—in the room: Usagiyama Rumi or as she’s better known, the pro hero Mirko! We cannot talk about the evolution of Hawks as a pro hero in the public eye without talking about the campaign of terror enacted against him by fellow pro hero Mirko.
Keep reading...
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warm where the blood pools by certifiedclown, searchandrescue
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
09 Jul 2021
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After being framed for a series of murders he didn't commit, Will turns to the only person he knows he can rely on: his father.
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To See and Be Seen by Soren_Westlock
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
09 Jun 2021
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Hannibal has everything under perfect control, as he always does. Or so he thinks. He certainly doesn't need anyone in his life to see him in his entirety, not until he had the great misfortune to be enticed into the ocean of Will Graham's eyes.
Certainly not even Will Graham could accept him as he was, even if he sees.
He was unaware of how wrong he could be. Will has his own demons that come to play. Maybe if he simply asked they could play nicely with Hannibal's darkness, just perhaps.
Set during Season 1
Alternate Timeline, Canon Divergent, Dark!Will
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Trans!Aspie!Will written by a trans man with Asperger's!
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Gory Games Of Love. by iShipMinetaWithDeath
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Jun 2021
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Ever since class 1-A graduated the crime rate has driven through the roof. especially with the news of the new mysterious villain Deku and his partner Frostbite who reunited the villain community as one under his reign.
Izuku is claimed the most dangerous villain after AFO's fall. Shoto is a failed Nomu transfusion experiment leaving him half-human half thirsty for blood killer monster.
Izuku and his 'pet' are determined to crush hero society between their fingers.
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Gelatins not so Steak Date by Bunner_Panda
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
05 Jun 2021
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Fries is spending time in Gelatins Steakhouse when someone else comes in
aka Gelatin deals with two gays in his shop
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This is a fic that I'm writing to describe how i think season 4 could pan out! it has quite a bit of Hannigram in there, lots of murder, angst, betrayal, and more! This is meant to be my most ambitious Fic yet, and i'm very excited or people to see it!
Note: this is NOT a feelgood Hannigram fic, it in fact includes a lot of manipulation and murder, someone save will Graham please. -
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A visit to Beau and a venture into social media swing Will’s protective urges for his father into high gear, and Hannibal gets to put his psychiatric experience to good use. They try to deal with the resurgence of Will’s mother, but somehow, Beau’s seemingly arbitrary house rules pose a bigger issue for them both.
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- Part 6 of The Beau Effect