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    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

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    Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

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    Of all the things to happen to a video game and sugar addicted college student, reality hopping through different universes tied to my favorite games wasn't what I thought I'd be doing in this or any other life time. But, shit happens and life goes on.
    For most. My name is Jamie Hale. I'm a twenty-three year old woman who should probably take up less dangerous hobbies and stop staring at Vergil before he notices and ganks me for daring to lay my filthy mortal eyes upon him. I'm also a smartass.
    If that doesn't get me stabbed before this is over then there's a glitch in the damn universe and someone needs to reboot it.
    But I digress. I'm not supposed to be able to do this. The reality hopping thing. It's breaking things you wouldn't think could be broken and causing things to collide that were never under any circumstances supposed to meet. An example, you shriek from your chair?
    Vergil and I are wading through Dead Money and he's completely human.
    This should be interesting.

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    The skeleton's find themselves in trouble. Danger threatens the entire world and all the alternate universes, the skeletons realized that they desperately need help as soon as possible. And who better to get than you, the reader?!

    Join the Undertale's skeleton duo and their alternate selves on this journey of saving the world, falling in love and the road to recovery. Every single universe is relying on you... can you handle that extra weight on your shoulders?

    (Reader has a few issues and they go through a lot in this story! If your okay with being dragged through hell and back, then proceed! You shall be rewarded fun times and skeletons lovers for putting up with angst and cliff hangers! Enjoy!)

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    42/?
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    This is the story of a very over-eager vampire called Harry Styles who helps special agent Liam Payne with a cannibalistic murder case while trying not to fall in love with its cute blonde witness. Spoiler alert: He fails. But there's also Zayn and Louis who's job is to annoy the fuck out of Liam and when shit hits the fan they all realise that they're more alike than they initially thought.

    Or: Some weird supernatural/Hannibal AU that was born from a weird midnight conversation that went like "Haha wouldn't it be funny if they were all cannibals?"

    (the ships get equal screen time)

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    The Graham twins might look alike but they're as different as night and day. And yet, Hannibal senses that they might have a certain inclination in common. It would be a shame not to collect the set...

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    AU in which Will has a twin brother (read: bother) who meets Hannibal first. The rare talents and prickly charms of Will Graham, however, are hard for the good doctor to resist. Pulled both ways, he tries to manipulate the unique bond between the two twins so he can have the best of both worlds. Yet neither Graham is as easy to anticipate as he might have thought.

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    11/?
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    Well, I expected there to be fic about this, since the pun is so obvious, but there's no fic for this show at all! Anywhere, on the entire internet, not even off Ao3. It's a crime. So here's the first fic of Hwayugi on Ao3! And it's porn!! Yaaayyyy. (Also, how did this show get me to write f/m... I'm weak.)

    Son Oh Gong, though under the bind of the Guem Gang Go, is still determined to eat the Sam Jang whole. One way or another...

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    While Will Graham is relaxing in his small apartment he receives a call from none other then Jack Crawford. That one fateful call turned his usually boring life upside down. When the local murderer around town seems to have taken an interest in you, there really is no better attention to receive then that of a local serial killer, The Ripper.

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    13/?
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    Irkand Aurelius is a Knight-Brother of the Circle, an order in service to the Temple of Arkay tasked with hunting down necromancers and purging the undead. It's a better life than when he was an assassin in the name of Talos and it saved him from the fallout of his father's rebellion during the Great War.

    Now Alduin's returned and is bringing dragons back to life in blatant defiance of the natural order.

    It would have been nice if the gods had chosen some strapping young Nord instead of an ageing assassin...

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    “The Chesapeake Ripper? The serial killer? That's a grisly thing to find at the bottom of a drink. Most people say oblivion ...or possibly sex.” Hannibal sips his wine again. “Why are you thinking about a murderer on your birthday, Will? Is it part of your degree?”
     
    “He is a part of my degree by my own choice. My supervisor didn’t approve, but…” He sighs. “I insisted.”

    AU where Will—a Masters student studying the Chesapeake Ripper—gets drunk on his birthday and meets an intriguing man at the bar.

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    “How long have I been here?” Will asked, but immediately waved off her answer, realizing it didn’t matter either way. “Look, my name is Will Graham – I don’t know what happened but you have to give my partner a call.”

    “I’ll get the doctor,” she told him, her voice trained to the mellow murmur just about all medical professionals used on omegas.

    Will opened his mouth to tell her that there was no need, that he felt fine, and if she would just listen, he could discharge himself and be out of her hair in thirty minutes flat. He grabbed the safety rails and forced himself to stand, though the motion made him a little dizzy. Something on his peripheral vision grabbed at him. The whiteboard strip above the hospital bed – W GRAHAM-LECTER, omega, male, B positive – struck him like a physical blow.

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    There are a lot of things Will knew he was prepared for when it came to fatherhood, walking in Abigail snogging some muscle-headed boy from her college isn't one of them. Will has to face the harsh reality that his girl is growing up while pretending to be "the chill parent" the first time he officially comes round for dinner; Hannibal takes on the role for him.

     

    [AU: Will leaves with Hannibal and Abigail]

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    Yagi Toshinori had long hitched his horse in a teaching post with no intentions of going back to his old job.

    Except, the disappearance of eight high school boys dragged him back right into the meat of things.

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    After being rejected by his best friend, Kyungsoo falls for the guy that just moved into the apartment next door. He feels lucky when he earns Byun Baekhyun's attention, except for the fact he's not as normal as he seems.

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    “I know that we have had… disagreements… of late, but I think that we should let things be, in honor of the holiday. Tanabata, after all, is a day for wishes.” Sojiro smiles, but there’s no humour in it. “To celebrate, I thought perhaps we should share a meal. It was a favourite dish of my grandfather’s, especially when disagreements such as this rose up. It never failed to make me realise the importance of the clan and my duty to it.”

    Hanzo hears the trap in the words, feels the noose drawing tighter, but he can’t see anything about the sushi before him that could inspire such feelings. His education has been thorough enough that he recognizes swordfish when he sees it, despite the relative rarity of it being served as tane, and as the only human offspring Sojiro has it would be less than prudent to poison him fatally.

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    Franklyn learns of Hannibal's dangerous work in the FBI. He decides he must become his loyal protector. Even if Hannibal has no idea. Although his beloved Doctor seems to be spending to much time with a scruffy dangerous looking man. It worries Franklyn to no end.

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    ❝ We fight every night for something
    When the sun sets we're both the same
    Half in the shadows
    Half burned in flames ❞

    Kariera Sherlocka Holmesa zaczęła przybierać na sile, przynosząc mu sławę w całej Europie, a wkrótce również za oceanem. Jej kulminacyjny moment nastąpił, gdy wyśmienici agenci FBI musieli zwrócić się z pomocą do detektywa podczas dochodzenia najbardziej zagadkowej sprawy Rozpruwacza z Chesapeake.

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    1/?
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    After committing murder, Spencer finds herself imprisoned in...well.  Spoiler: It's kind of gay.

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    This story fills the big gap, left after the episode Fromage before Hannibal talks to Bedelia du Maurier.
    While suffering from the effects of a severe concussion, Hannibal becomes unconcious, waking up with no memory of his former life. Unable to remember who he was, what has happened and whom he can trust, Hannibal is dependent on Will, haunted by his own demons. Guilt and unsaid emotions quickly start to blur.

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    5/5
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    79
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    12
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    Podfic of Just Keep Shopping by thankyouforexisting

    Summary: Dana doesn’t say anything. Her lady boner for Alana must be pretty obvious. She clears her throat, “So, apart from buying suits, what is it that you do?”
    He smirks, and takes another sip of the foul liquid inside the ceramic cup, “I’m a psychologist, though I dabble in cooking from time to time.”
    Dana’s intrigued. She can, maybe, master a fried egg, “Really? What do you cook?”
    His grin widens, “Meat, mostly.”// Dana works at a suit shop. Hannibal is a client. There is a wedding.

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    "That guy looks so "Delicious"!"-Mabel
    "Mabel! shut up!"-Dipper
    (Basically still Gravity Falls but some of the human characters are ghouls)

    Dipper and Mabel are sent to Gravity Falls for safety. Mabel is proud of being who she is while Dipper believes he doesn't deserve to be near humans or even exist...But when he finds the journal, he finds mysteries just as strange as his family and himself...

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    511

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