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    "'Well…I sort of accidentally told my whole family I have a boyfriend and now they’re expecting me to bring him to a wedding shower and I can’t say no or it’ll be totally humiliating and I said he was a cop and I’m pretty much desperate and you brought me coffee.” Amy lets the words out in one breath, so quickly they’re nearly unintelligible. Jake’s eyes widen so comically that she thinks they might pop out of his head, and her chest tightens in terror as she sees unbridled glee surface behind his dark brown irises.
    “Amy Santiago,” Jake says incredulously, smugly savoring every syllable. “Are you asking me to be your boyfriend?”
    “Fake boyfriend.”'

    Season 1 canon divergence involving fake dating, AKA my favorite trope in the world!

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    “People used to be given a choice on who they would marry. They would be allowed to go out into the world and marry anyone they want. Even if that person wasn’t right for them.” Mrs.Brown said to her class of sixth graders. “Infidelity and divorce rates spiked. So our government stepped in and solved the problem. At the age of 21 each of you will receive a ‘match’ which you are to marry. This match is designed to be your perfect partner in life.”

    Amy raised her hand before being called on by her teacher. “My father always says that when people are given the chance to choose, they chose wrong.”

    “That’s correct Amy.”

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    15 years. 180 months, 5,479 days, and far too many seconds to count. At first, Jake and Amy aren't sure how either of them will survive with a barbed wire fence and iron bars between them. But then, it all becomes clear. Jake doesn't expect Amy to wait 15 years for him at all. And Amy will do whatever it takes to get Jake home before his 15 years are even close to being up.

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    4/?
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    A mere month after meeting Amy’s father for the first time, Jake somehow finds himself at Amy’s childhood home with every single member of the Santiago clan and is handed a baby. CUE ALL THE PANIC.

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    Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago are married now, so why not make Jake’s “title of our sextape” a reality?

    But what happens when Five-Drink Amy uploads it online, and the squad happens to see it?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    She asks for her old family ring on a Thursday, but she realizes it all on a Wednesday.// Jake tells his mother on a Thursday morning.
    the tale of two losers in love who almost proposed to one another at the same time on the same day.
    or sabrina watches modern family reruns and gets inspired.

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    gather round for this slow-burn fluffy angsty romance which pretty much includes everything that's been on the show and then a LOT more ;)

    (updating every week but sometimes more)

    this is the first part of the series, i might make the second part one for season 4 - 6 if people like this. also, maybe even a third one, showing like their lives afterwards and everyone.

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    1/?
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    Jake is preparing to propose to Amy, will he get permission from the people that mean most to Amy?

    Maybe proposal in later chapters if any.

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    Amy Santiago is one of the top fitness instructors in Brooklyn, beloved by her overachieving Insanity Workout and Aquatherapy for Arthritis classes alike. She’s also an art history graduate student, member of the NYC Fitness Club all-time trivia championship team, and very, very single. Terry is a member of her gym, and is constantly struggling to get his most frustrating detective to be more serious about getting and staying in shape. So naturally Jake gets dragged to “Core-dio fitness” (Amy loves a pun). His poor form leads to extra attention from the teacher, but she maintains professional boundaries (until a meddling student and a Christmas party lead to some Jake Peralta kissing, and maybe more).

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    5/14
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Something happens that alters everything in the 99th precinct.
    Jacob Peralta blames his then fiance, Amy Santiago. Embarrassed as everyone in the precinct believes that Amy is the one who tried to tarnish Jakes name, the engagement is broken off.
    Amy wants to have revenge on the person who really did try to ruin Jakes career but what she wants more is the life Jake and Amy were meant to have together.

    She will stop at nothing to get it...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Lincoln decides to visit Ronnie, but only to encounter her mom instead. Shenanigans ensue...

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    When little Sarah Peralta struggles to go to sleep, her father reads her a very special fairytale: her mother and his own love story revisited by Terry as a gift he offered them years ago for their wedding.

    Once upon a time there was Jake and Amy the detectives who fell in love and got married, and now there are Johnny and Dora, a princess and a soldier boy who have to deal with their feelings… and royal duties.

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    Jake really should have known that when Amy Santiago moved in next door she would change his life, even if he was only four at the time.

    Or: Amy Santiago moves into the vacant house next door one month before her and Jake both turn five, and as chaotic as having seven little boys next door is over the years, Jake can't think of anything in the entire world he wouldn't trade just to see his best friend in the entire world smile when he makes a funny face at her over the crowd of her brothers; even if it means suffering through elementary, middle, and high school with her.

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    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
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    183
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2458
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    Even though they agreed they would marry each other in a dumpster, Amy couldn’t ignore the disappointment rising in her stomach at the idea of marrying the love of her life in a recreation center on Staten Island. She knew that as long as she was marrying Jake everything would work itself out, but when she pictured her wedding day, she always imagined something more.

    So imagine her surprise one month later when she saw two pink lines on the pregnancy test in her hands and the pieces of nausea and dizziness she had been feeling all week finally fit together in a screwed up puzzle.

    a much cuter, less deathy version of the how i met your mother finale

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    Hey, babe.

    Because I’m an amazing work AND life partner, I know you pretty well.

    That means I knew there’d be a very high chance you’d be getting all nervous and stressed out about things going right right now. But listen, that’s not your job today, okay? The only thing you have to do is show up and marry me. Let your mom and Kylie and the rest of the wedding party put out the fires and try to relax a bit.

    I made you something that I hope will help you do that.

    Don’t press play until you turn the first page. And no peeking!

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    2/14
    Comments:
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    11
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    Sleeping Beauty AU. It's not done but revealed. After Saphael week this will be (just like day 1) updated.

    With some Spanish from my best Mexican Raphaelbanewood (tumblr) Saphaelbanewood (here)!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    301
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    Jake Peralta has never enjoyed the outdoors. Sure, that one Cub Scouts camping trip in first grade was pretty fun, but adult Jake Peralta prefers snow plows, massage chairs, modern insulation, and easy-access delivery food.

    Which makes the fact that he agreed to spend Christmas in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in upstate New York with his new wife’s family a remarkable testament to just how much he loves said new wife.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
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    “You should arrange your shirts by color and pattern.”
    “Uh, hello? Earth to conscience, these are all blue plaid shirts.”
    “Wrong. That one over there is a navy tartan, and that other one is a periwinkle gingham.”
    “So like... blue plaid.”

    B99 + Conscience/Soulmate AU: in which your conscience has the voice, thought process, and moral compass of your soulmate.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    756
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    89
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    4848
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    “I’m fancy. One time, I had coffee-flavored ice cream.”
    “Mhm, but was it covered in chocolate sauce, caramel, gummy bears, and fruity pebbles?”
    “… With a cherry on top, yes.”

    B99 + Ice Cream Shop AU: in which Amy finally gets to be store manager at 99 Scoops (the Santiago family business) and Jake is her regular customer turned employee.

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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1396
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    Somewhere along the way, Jake Peralta learned to be a great dad.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2878

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