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    This is a Betty Crocker AU with trolls in it. Crocker Corp is located in Alternia and is disguised as a friendly company selling baked goods.

    But in reality, The Royal Family (Who controls the company) tortures lowblooded trolls as slaves or sex slaves.The slaves are forced to bake cakes, cookies, cupcakes, etc. While the sex slaves are held in chambers below Crocker Corp, being fucked by highbloods.Also the Cherub Twins will appear in this but not now.

    The first chapter is like an origin story or a proulouge to the characters. Also you’re in second person as Jane.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.

    Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.

    The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.

    Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.

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    A large group of internet friends from across the group. Some of them might have a criminal record. Several of them have relationships that, if fully realized, could lead to an explosive reaction as destructive as several bombs going off. None of them have very long fuses.

    They're all going to meet up over winter break.

    Vriska and Terezi have a past, with an uncomfortably high body count.
    Dave and Karkat seem to have made it a life's mission to get on each other's nerves.
    Rose and Kanaya get along great online, but will they be able to translate their chemistry from words into actions?
    Roxy and Jane want to save Calliope from her abusive brother, but they don't know just how dangerous her family is.
    Dirk and Jake, aka two teenaged boys who probably couldn't communicate their true feelings to save their lives.
    But don't worry. They've totally got this situation under control.

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    Things are going pretty good for Dave Elizabeth Strider, until his sister sends him a link to a video of an angry boy that basically ruins his chances of being the token straight kid. Meanwhile said Angry Boy is working on juggling irrational homophobes, his future of preaching (or, better yet, just screaming), and dealing with his flustered, clearly gay soulmate.

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    A group of kids learns to live with the weight they carry after having their childhood stolen from them.

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    When Meenah woke up, everything was dark. After the initial panic of not waking up in her comfortable bed (even if that bed felt too big most days), she tried to become more aware of her surroundings. It wasn’t that easy, what with the lack of sight she couldn’t seem to get rid of no matter how hard she blinked her eyes.

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    protip: the hardest part is living with yourself afterwards.

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    this fanfic takes place in a world without sburb and they're humans and they're in high school :p

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    4/?
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    The game is over. The reward has been claimed. The players can live forever in their new universe. But what about those who aren't god tiers?

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    This is mostly to get myself back into the writing process and seeing as I try not to judge any ships, as long as it's not incest I'm taking requests! Of varying degrees of sfw/nsfw because that's also something I'm okay with. (But until a sexual chapter comes up I'm just rating this Teen & Up).

    I'll also just post whatever comes to mind here if I drabble on.

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    Prospit. A lovely shiny kingdom with orange and yellow hues everywhere. Who would ever want to hurt it? That's the question the Royal family wonders about after an unknown resident of Prospit put a hit out on the royal family. Distraught, they decide the best decision would be to combine themselves with another kingdom. That kingdom being derse. In order to combine the two kingdoms, a marriage must take place in between the royal families. The chosen members? None other than Prince and knight in training Dave Elizabeth Strider then Prince and Heir to the throne of Prospit, John Alexander Egbert.

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    Neither Roxy or Calliope has ever had ice cream, until today on their date.

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    A Homestuck AU in the Soul Eater universe, characters from both are included, the trolls are still trolls, WIP. There's also an ask blog on tumblr based on this! AskSoulbent

    Follow my Tumblr for fic updates and info!

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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

    (Update, April 30th: officially discontinued. Fan continuations welcome. Passing the strip poker torch to anyone who'll take it.)

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    The window is pushed up higher and clicks into place and doesn't fall when he lets it go. Now perching on the windowsill like a bird, he smiles as he pushed himself forward off the window, falling for a split second before the wind swirls around his body and lifts him up into the cold nights sky. John grin as he spins around and then darts up into the dark clouds. He feels the moisture slowly soaking him like a cold shower and it feels amazing. The wind was just right so it wasn't shoving his hair all over the place. It was peaceful. Looking down, it was a spectacular aerial view of the city. The city was lit up by lights from signs and buildings, it was just as beautiful was if he were sitting on his roof gazing at the stars. Johns grin doesn't break for one second, this was probably one of the best things that has ever happened to him.

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    Pictured: Roxy Lalonde covered in and dripping with alien spooge and regular spooge. There are six variants in all; two clean, two alien, two regular, and half are blonde in a pink bikini while the other half have pink hair in a purple bikini.

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    Concept: Any RoseMary is blessed content! (however if you need something specific I was thinking about them being the best goth wives owning a funeral business together with a cute daughter, either Humanstuck or Earth C AU is good) (If you need something less specific just make them good goth wives)

    Outline: Earth C, Rose and Kanaya are Wives/Queens in the Carapacian Kingdom, Have a tower-house together, a child, and they own a funeral business together!

    Just a simple Day In The Life of Rose Lalonde, with a nice romantic gesture from Kanaya at the end of the day!!

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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    Calliope lives a simple life. It's not great, but it's safe and quiet, and she has plenty of time to draw. But things change forever when a giant golden ship arrives from somewhere deep in space, piloted by a group of beings called godtiers. At first Callie is thrilled; real life superheroes! But dangerous monsters pursue the heroes, threatening them and the world they've come to. And to complicate matters, Calliope is starting to fall in love with one of these heroes. . . but surely it's impossible for her to ever be loved back?

    A tale of intrigue, murder, love, and glow-in-the-dark silly string.

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    1/?
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