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    John wanted to go on a road trip to Washington with Dave for a week-long stay at Jane's house before going to college. What he wasn't ready for was bringing Dave's brother, Dirk, along.

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    Some people say that birthmarks are evidence that reincarnation is real. Others think of them as prophecies. The spiritually dubious typically believe them to be simply biological phenomena. Personally? You don't give a shit. But one thing you do know is that some deity TOTALLY has it out for you.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are absolutely exhausted.

    --

    (Title is based on Regina Spektor's "The Call".)

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    Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.

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    A story about some kids who find their place.

     

    Cause I know a place we could go
    No one has been there, and no one will know
    There it is quiet, forget the violence
    You've tried so hard to ignore

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    Things are going pretty good for Dave Elizabeth Strider, until his sister sends him a link to a video of an angry boy that basically ruins his chances of being the token straight kid. Meanwhile said Angry Boy is working on juggling irrational homophobes, his future of preaching (or, better yet, just screaming), and dealing with his flustered, clearly gay soulmate.

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    Other wise known as a place holder title because seriously I don't know what I'm doing.
    Some astronouats crash land on a whole new planet and they fall in love with the life there.

    This is all place holder until I come up with something better.

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    Joey and the Hiveswap gang end up on Earth C for whatever reason. Thing happen, like:
    *Dirk is stuck with them, and has to learn how to keep his fridge stocked with something other than orange beverages.
    *Roxy instantly wants to adopt them
    *Dave and Xefros have a rap battle
    *Joey resists the urge to punch a stranger

    AKA, wish-fulfillment bullshit

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    i never fuckin finished the last one so have this trash
    ill probably never finish this either
    anyway i dont know where i got this idea?? i kinda recently went to the cities but
    yes i live in minnesota. its fucking cold
    also i put parentheses so you can know dave/roxy and dirk/rose

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    the girls go to breakfast, and roxy tries waffles for the first time

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    Dirk spends his first Christmas with Dave and Karkat. It's different to how he thought Christmas was supposed to go, having never actually had one before. His second Christmas however...

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    Drifloon: These Pokémon are called the "Signpost for Wandering Spirits." Children holding them sometimes vanish.

    Or, two children fall down a rabbit hole.

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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

    (Update, April 30th: officially discontinued. Fan continuations welcome. Passing the strip poker torch to anyone who'll take it.)

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    Dave may have been unable to save them from Time, but you can, and you will

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    It is human to live, and it is human to die. What does that make someone who never dies?

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    Roxy suggests a beach day for her two favourite girls with mixed results from both of them.

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    Roxy gets all the cute ladies.

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    The game was won ten years ago and John Egbert still isn't happy.

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you make only one slight miscalculation during the time you spend in that doomed timeline: you aren’t completely consigned to oblivion. Some of your memories are picked up by the dream Rose of the alpha timeline, and that means that alpha Rose winds up with at least a little of your relationship to alcohol.

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    A telling of the mostly-untold-by-canon story of Rose's alcoholism and recovery in the retcon timeline.

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    Snow days are always the best.

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    Karkat gets a job at ‘Shrubs and Grubs Summer Adventure Camp’ AKA G.A.S.S.A.C as a junior counselor on account of his cousin, Kankri. He thinks this summer can’t get any worse than it already is until he gets paired up with super emotionless, stoic, douchebag, Dave Strider. But maybe Dave is more than just a stoic face and a pair of shades.

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