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    Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.

    You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...

    No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.

    "This Is Stupid!"

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    English
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    177,563
    Chapters:
    76/?
    Comments:
    400
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1108
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    John Egbert got back up.

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    English
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    1,608
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    349
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    dork gets punched in the face

    thats really all there is to say on the matter
    (spoiper: character death is also dirk)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    330
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    91
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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

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    English
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    6,671
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1881
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    Jake English is a maid at the Imperial Palace of Emperor Caliborn. Dirk Strider is a prized concubine of Caliborn. Will their liking for one another create difficulty for one another?

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    English
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    1,796
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    29
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    Life on Earth C has been pretty peaceful since the game. Everyone has fallen into normal routines and normal lives. Until Vriska turns up on Earth, bringing news of a new planet, where she intends to build a new planet for the trolls. What starts off as a small project for the trolls turns into something else entirely when old enemies appear and begin to threaten everything they have grown to love. They'll have to fight together one last time if they all want their happy endings.

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    English
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    3,219
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    43
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    Jake English is a maid at the Imperial Castle of Caliborn. He works for the mysterious Dirk Strider, a blindfolded concubine who happens to catch the likings of Jake. As their affection for each other grows deeper, the secrets that lay behind the castle walls become more noticable...

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    English
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    2,603
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    95
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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    105,668
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    456
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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It could start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

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    English
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    63,988
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1003
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    Season Two of SkyStuck

    A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.

    With all this going on you can’t possibly imagine things getting worse, but they do. With all this going wrong you can’t possibly imagine things getting better, but they do. Waking up in nefarious hospitals, spinning unprotected through the vacuum at the speed of light with your closest friend, tapping into higher dimensions of space and time and reuniting with long lost pals, losing them too. You’ve made your way off the planet you were stuck on for weeks, back into the sky, out of the water. Now you have to break the silence, breach the surface. Rise up.

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    English
    Words:
    61,778
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    173
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    Dirk runs a popsicle stand by the beach, with the rest of the Strilonde family. However, one day, Dirk spots a really hot surfer dude. Shenanigans ensue. This is basically a Popsicle Stand Employee Falls Head Over Heels For A Surfer Hunk Who’s Secretly A Werewolf AU. So enjoy that.

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    English
    Words:
    1,292
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    174
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    "Roxy, what's in a Long Island Iced Tea?" Callie yells over the blaring music and flashing lights.

    "Oh, honey," Roxy sighs. "Definitely not iced tea."

    -

    Roxy owns a specialty cocktail bar in the nightlife quarter of the city, so she kind of knows the way things go around there.

    Callie's never taken a shot before.

    It was always going to be an unlikely friendship.

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    English
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    2,529
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    63
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    Earth C has waited a long time for its creators.

    (An introduction to the gods of Earth C).

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,547
    Chapters:
    10/16
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1388
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    John wasn't really willing to get up off from the couch.

    Sure, theoretically, he may have been able to lift his legs up and put them on the ground, and stand up and crack his aching back, and stretch his arms out over his head until he was nice and relaxed and go take a quick jog, but he didn't have the energy for it. He hadn't had the energy for it in an entire year, and he hadn't had the energy for it even if it were to get up and get food for his nineteenth birthday, spent by himself. He thinks that his phone was lit up with snapchat notifications, but he never bothered checking. Even his most hellacious of streaks up and died a couple of months ago.

    John turned nineteen yesterday and he forgot until now, a day later.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    993
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    110
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    Sometimes, the system is against you. Other times, the people running the system make up shitty rules against your quirk so you can’t graduate high school. Or so that you can’t get a job. Or maybe, you just don’t get your quirk when you’re supposed to. Or all you can do is hear the whispers of the Old Ones.
    But if you’ve got some overly-heroic best friends... the story doesn’t just *end* there.

    (Mostly an examination of how the Strilondes’ behavior and God Tier powers could be used to create conflict in an extremely different setting. This mostly focuses on Roxy, though.)

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    English
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    3,766
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    485
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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

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    English
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    20,812
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    823
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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    English
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    16,660
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2044
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    A young man stands in his bedroom.
    It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2019, is this young man’s birthday.
    Ten years ago, he played a game that would change his life forever.
    Today, he is 23 years old, and his name is John Egbert.

    > John Egbert: Reminisce.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    160
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    Eight strangers from all around the world find that they are psychically connected and are part of a subset of humans called Sensates. John's dealing with his ailing nanna, Rose has taken it upon herself to look into the mysterious Doc Scratch, Dave's already stressful living situation will not be fixed by hearing voices, Jade's grandfather is having an important business meeting with Jane's stepmother, current holder of both Skaianet and CrockerCorp, Jake is running his own wildlife preserve, and Dirk is on the run from social services.

    Happy 4/13~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,799
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    68
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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary. Sometimes bonus chapters will be posted outside the normal update schedule.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    474

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