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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

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    56/?
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    424
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    60
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    3
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    Sadly enough for Dave, he was Schizophrenic. He could see the Angels. He guessed it was better than them not being there. But it was pretty upsetting and depressing to see their blood-stained skin every day. But the one thing that brought Dave to tears the most is that Harley’s eyes were ALMOST WHITE… And the four of them knew, Jade, John, Rose, and Dave, they all knew that meant her business here on Earth was done… She could move on. No, she had to move on.

    Rose and John had been trying to hide it, but their eyes have been getting paler as the days with Dave went by. What Dave used to look into as electrical lime, vibrant violet, and deep sea blue, were now just barely alive sclera. It… It made Dave wanna… It made him…

    ( or: Dave likes a guy who's a major douche to him so he confronts his dead friends about doing the same as they did )

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    2/?
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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    17/?
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    9
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    76
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    7
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    This fan fiction has hard vore, none of it's sexual. Skip to chapter two if chapter one is too much it'll get better! this isn't really an essay

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    1/?
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    Roxy, Jane, Dirk, Calliope and Jake have settled into a cabin in the woods and they get a visitor and the infected to something unexpected

     

    [yes i based them of cordyceps]

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    1/1
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    Callie thinks about her friendship with Hal.

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    A challenge to write one drabble for each day of Pride Month 2018! Featuring a smattering of ships, with prompts provided by the Karkat Thirst Discord Server!

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    Chapters:
    8/30
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Dave ends up at a party, and his past comes back to fuck with him. A little. (In his defense, it started as Karkat's problem.)

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    1/1
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    64
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    2
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    who wants to join me in my bed ???( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)??? WE CAN BUILD A PILLOW FORT WEEEE

     

    just a cute, fluffy fic of which i terribly executed

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    1/1
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    i never fuckin finished the last one so have this trash
    ill probably never finish this either
    anyway i dont know where i got this idea?? i kinda recently went to the cities but
    yes i live in minnesota. its fucking cold
    also i put parentheses so you can know dave/roxy and dirk/rose

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    3/?
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    Right after the events that transpired in Paradox Space, our heros deal with some bittersweet aftertaste left in their lifes by their adventure.

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    Some people say that birthmarks are evidence that reincarnation is real. Others think of them as prophecies. The spiritually dubious typically believe them to be simply biological phenomena. Personally? You don't give a shit. But one thing you do know is that some deity TOTALLY has it out for you.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are absolutely exhausted.

    --

    (Title is based on Regina Spektor's "The Call".)

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    4/?
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    Rose Lalonde was perfectly fine and happy being married to the woman of her dreams. Just them. A peaceful, calm, quiet life.

    So why was the house so lonely?
    Why did Kanaya's motherly charm suddenly squeeze at her heart?

    Alternatively: In which Flighty Broad A, who's flushed for Flighty Broad B, learns that despite being married to her matesprit and living in a beautiful and peaceful house that counteracts the chaotic adventure they have long since finished, she feels herself yearning for something indescribable and incomprehensible only to eventually discover its the human instinct to want children with their matesprits when the condition is favorable but she has heavy baggage concerning motherhood and has a crisis, but with the help of Flighty Broad B and her other family members, she learns to overcome them and grow as they dive into a weird alien mix of raising a child.

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    2/?
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    Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.

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    A story about some kids who find their place.

     

    Cause I know a place we could go
    No one has been there, and no one will know
    There it is quiet, forget the violence
    You've tried so hard to ignore

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    15/?
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    “It's the moments we relive, it's the moments like this” - Momentz (Gorillaz ft. De La Soul)

    This isn’t an easy town to grow up in. Skins AU.

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    Chapters:
    1/10
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    This is a Betty Crocker AU with trolls in it. Crocker Corp is located in Alternia and is disguised as a friendly company selling baked goods.

    But in reality, The Royal Family (Who controls the company) tortures lowblooded trolls as slaves or sex slaves.The slaves are forced to bake cakes, cookies, cupcakes, etc. While the sex slaves are held in chambers below Crocker Corp, being fucked by highbloods.Also the Cherub Twins will appear in this but not now.

    The first chapter is like an origin story or a proulouge to the characters. Also you’re in second person as Jane.

    The plot somewhat kicks in in Chapter 3

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    551,628
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    2228
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    2413
    Bookmarks:
    324
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    40115
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    Rose Lalonde (Female Student No. 3, 11th Grade Class B, Sburb Senior High School) felt like nothing was going to get done if they just sat and let this man talk. Her impatience getting the better of her, she pushed back her chair and stood up.

    “What are we doing here? I thought we were going to Washington D.C.”

    Hussie’s lips formed a dry smirk. “Yes, of course. Very well, then. The reason why you’re all here today…” he paused for dramatic tension, “is to kill each other.”

    Everyone froze and complete silence descended upon the room. Rose felt like she must have heard him incorrectly. It was those pills Mother was making her take, they had possible side effects of hallucinations. She must be hallucinating.

    “Your class has been selected for this year’s Program,” Hussie continued.

    Karkat Vantas (Male Student No. 15) swore loudly.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    After SBURB has ended, everyone is living in the new world, Terezi, Karkat and Dave are about to face their biggest challenge, being parents.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    16
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    Its been three years now. Three whole damn years since he was gone. The love of your life, Karkat Vantas, the unstoppable, had been stopped. You still remember the news reports, and the deep sinking feeling of your life coming to a screeching halt.
    The drowning screams of his voice are a blur now, his yells of terror and your silence because of the shock. Everything is hazy when you recollect it all because you've been told that you're just blocking it out of your memory, and that might be true, but you have to remember. For his sake. For yours.
    The end is now your beginning. The story is written and now you must play it through. Three years, rewritten.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
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    169

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