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    Bitty is stuck in a loveless marriage in Madison, working as a waitress at a diner where he specializes in pie.

    No one knows that he's trans, longing to move away and start over. He longs to transition and live as Eric Bittle full time. And he has a plan: win a baking contest and use that money to start all over.

    Then everything changes...

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    Triumph turns to tragedy for the Samwell Men's Hockey team on the night of graduation for the Class of 2017.

    Now, 10 years later, Jack Zimmermann has a plan. To reconnect with old friends and to lift SMH back to its glory days.
    But something - or someone - may have other plans

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    Caitlin answers the call on the second ring, and something inside Chris brightens and quietens as her face fills his phone screen. She's standing in their kitchen, wearing one of his oversized Falconers goalie jerseys, and Chris wishes more than anything else that he was right there next to her, instead of being alone in the away team locker room at Bell Centre in Montreal.

    [Chris calls Caitlin after a tough loss]

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    Sonnets about the Check Please crew. Currently featuring Zimbits, Shitty and Lardo, Holsom, Nurseydex, Dex as Captain, Jack's reaction to Kent's appearance at Epikegster, and Charmer.

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    “You have a cru-ush!” Chowder chirps, scooting back in the chair so that Nursey can’t reach him. “That’s so cute. You like him. You like-like him.”

    “C, I swear to God -” Nursey lunges from the bed and tries to grab the phone, but Chowder simply cackles and rolls away, phone held high in the air. Legally, Nursey thinks he could get away with killing him for this; he’s so loud that he’s sure Bitty can hear down in the kitchen and the last thing he needs is people finding out about- about his fucking inconvenient feelings for his best friend.

    “This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me,” Chowder says, dreamily. “I can’t wait to tell Cait. She predicted this, you know. Way back in, like, March. I thought she was overthinking things, but you really do have a crush. On-”

    “Dex!” Nursey exclaims, “That was fast.”

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    Or five times someone saw Nursey's phone background, and one time Nursey saw Dex's.

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    Following the release of their third studio album, The Galendars offer the world an inside look at their “backstage” lives. This in-depth documentary shows us where they’ve been, where they are, and where they hope to go, as March, April, May, June, and July give firsthand accounts of their journey so far—alongside some other familiar faces, of course (Larissa Duan, The Saturgays, and HNRD to name a few). This multimedia presentation is not just the story of one of the most successful girl groups in recent history, but also a story of life, love, and the resiliency of true lifelong bonds.

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    Chris 💙🦈💙: 11:11 make a wish!

    It’s a text Cait’s gotten at least once a day (usually twice) since they became official, and it never fails to make her smile.

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    You are not in a car with a beautiful boy. You are in a car next to a beautiful boy. And in a car behind your ex. And in a car ahead of your best friend. If you're Jack Zimmermann, current World Driver's Champion, that is.
    If you're Eric Bittle, you're too nervous about your rookie season to be thinking about what the boys in the other cars look like. (You tell yourself you're too nervous, anyway. You do think about it.)
    If you're on Twitter, well. They're all beautiful boys, and you wish you could be in the car with them.

    (OR: the omgcp f1 au that no one asked for and everyone needs. when worlds collide, etc etc etc)

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    A bird is chriping. So. Loudly. Why. Early. Hate Early. Hate Bird.

    Haaaaaate.

    Absolutely refusing to move, Chris takes stock of himself. His headache is getting worse the longer he’s awake, his whole body is sore, holy shit what crawled in his mouth and died. And why. For the love of Joe Thorton. Is he outside.

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    It takes all the muscles Lardo doesn’t have to get enough momentum for the first roll, but they keep at it. A series of shoves (and one kick) later, Chowder is at the doorway - still fast asleep.

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    During their sophomore year, Nursey hears about a playing of the Rockey Horror Picture Show and talks most of the SMH team to attend. His decision to make sure Dex comes has repercussions years later.

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    After finding out that Jack is cheating on him with Kent, Eric moves out and lives with his friends while trying to heal. When a few weeks pass, Eric tells everyone that he is fine.

    He is not fine at all.

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    Bitty and Kent's relationship started slow, but they're so far from where they began.

    AKA Missing your boyfriends during Finals week is hard, but what if one of those boyfriends is an unpredictable NHL star with a loaded credit card and no impulse control?

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    Literally no problem has ever been solved by secretly hooking up with one of your good friends whom you are not in love with to cope with the fact that the person who you are actually in love with does not love you. In fact, more problems are probably started by doing this than anything else.

    Holster and Nursey do it anyway.

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    "You miss me that much, Dex?" Nursey asks, aiming for teasing and mostly succeeding. Probably.

    Dex shrugs as his smile takes a nervous edge and a flush drowns out his freckles. “Yeah,” he admits casually, like it doesn’t almost knock Nursey on his ass.

    “Chill, I missed you too,” Nursey says, and Dex looks relieved.

    "Hey, Nursey," Dex starts, his mouth pulling back into the confident thing from earlier, "do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?"

    It’s so unexpected that Nursey can’t help but burst out laughing right there on the sidewalk. One of the worst pick up lines he’s ever heard in his entire life and it came right out of Dex's mouth.

    "That was terrible. Is that all you got?" Nursey pokes Dex's red shoulder and Dex inhales sharply. "Besides, it looks like you're the one with the sunburn. Hashtag lobster."


    Or, five times Dex uses a terrible pick up line on Nursey and one time he doesn't.

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    "Elliot," Eric says, "this is Jack. Jack, this is Elliot."

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    Somebody's gotta be the goalie with the metaknowledge in the comic or how will anything get accomplished?

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    or, 5 conversations Dex has in the Kitchen.

    The Kitchen is the place where your life happens when you're not looking. You learn, you grow, you talk to the most important people in your life and sometimes, they change you.

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    Oh fuck this.

    Denice manages to roll out of bed and stagger to the bathroom, fighting the pain in her abdomen and the pain in her lower back the whole way. She does not have time for her body to betray her like this, it’s Tech Week for fuck’s sake.


    written for day 1 of OMGCP Anniversary Week

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    It's near the Screw dance and the frogs are on edge, just after Chowder bumps into Farmer, Nursey and Dex spin up a plan to set the two of them up together using a twitter thread from Bitty's old twitter. It sends a chain reaction with everyone trying to set everyone up together, including Holster and Ransom. What follows as a simple plan turns into something that can be dangerous, with the chaos of everyone setting each other up and potentially letting some feelings come through.

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    “So you’re asking me for help,” Nursey points his finger at Chowder in the distance, “to set up Chowder with the girl.”

     

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    “—so we set them up!” Farmer says, her lips turning into a bright smile, her face lighting up like the sun, “or atleast get them closer together, and even if they don’t end up dating they’ll end—”

     

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    “Dude, he probably swings a bat at anyone that comes close to him. But what if we—”

     

    “—try to set Nursey and Dex up. But also—”

     

    “—Chowder and that other girl,” Ransom finishes, “setting up the frogs. Man, you like never run out of ideas."

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