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    The five twelve times Peter got the shovel talk from Wade's friends everyone.

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    Wade didn't bring the rubber bullets like he said he would, but an amazing apology blow job should be enough to appease Peter's anger with him, right? Angry sex is the hottest sex, after all. And if Cable wanders onto the roof in time to catch the show, that can only make it hotter, right?

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    Nate invites Neena to a party. This would be great, except she's not the only one he invites...

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    The first time Cable interrupted them during sex, it was in the middle of a Harry Potter movie marathon. There was Butterbeer. And 90 Proof Whiskey. There were TERRIBLE Harry Potter sex puns. It should have been embarrassing, but Peter might have been too drunk to care.

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    Frank has met some informants in weird locations over the years. Flops, bars, subway tunnels. Wide open parking lots at abandoned malls, very awkwardly in strip club champagne rooms.

    A pretentious burger place fronting the north end of Central Park at 11AM on a bright Spring morning, however, has so far not been a place where people like to make contact with him. They usually don’t text on his private number either, the one given out to people he could count on one hand. Random informants sure as shit don’t text ‘we gotta talk about nathan’ and send him a link to some place where a basic cheeseburger costs ten fuckin’ bucks.

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    Not everyone on the guest list is equally enthused about the impending nuptials of one Wade Wilson and one Nate Summers. What Scott doesn't know is quite how far in advance his reaction was anticipated.

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    Nate pops the question. Wade pops a vein. Fortunately, Nate is nothing if not qualified to be convincing.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Why admit to having emotions when you can just find something to keep your mouth occupied?

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    Nate loves Wade. REALLY loves him. He trusts him. Really! But sometimes, it's hard to trust himself. To. You know. Trust Wade.

    Yeah.

    Well.

    He's trying.

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    Wade knows he’s not sexy, but he’s trying his best.

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    5/5
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    In an alternate future, Wade must plot to kill Stryfe so that Hope will be safe.

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    1/1
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    This is a fanfic based heavily on the 2009 film with Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock. I did borrow a good bit of the dialogue because I'm totally not creative and don't know jack about the publishing industry. I will, however, change some of the scenes and make them more dramatic and filled with angst. I do not own the movie (except on DVD) and I am not claiming I made up ALL of the dialogue. If you have seen the movie, you will be able to recognize what is borrowed and what is my own.

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    1/?
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    2
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    12
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    Frank kicks the door half shut behind him and starts the shower, beer still in his hand. He’ll scrub off the stink and sweat, he reasons to himself, and try his goddamn best to not explode from the dissatisfied anger still burning in his gut. He'll be hospitable. He won't do anything stupid. He won't explode, obliterating everything good he has around him.

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    It's Isaac Summer's-- the young Stryfe pulled from Apocalypse's future and given to Scott Summers and Jean Grey by Nathan Summers to raise-- ninth birthday. And he has one request for his older future-clone: Bring your boyfriend Wade Wilson or I Riot.

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    "No one’s judging you, sweetums,” Wade assured him, lips right against his ear. Peter shivered at the tone, a frisson of want sliding down his spine as Wade’s hands travelled under his t-shirt and south. Peter shot a glance towards the couch where Cable watched them, unsure of having a witness to Wade’s wandering hands. Cable had walked in on them having sex on more than one occasion, most memorably the last time Peter let Wade fuck him on an hvac system on the roof of their building, but those times had all been accidents. This was intentional.


    When Peter came home from a shitty day to Cable on his couch, the last thing he expected was to find himself flat on his back with his boyfriend's sometimes-co-worker/sometimes-friend balls-deep in him while said boyfriend watched, but Wade had a way of being persuasive, and Peter was never very good at saying no to a good dick.

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    36
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    A series of short Deadpool/Cable fics, in which the divorce never happens and Wade and Nate run away together to try to raise their daughter together in relative peace and safety. Slightly to the left of canon because seriously I don't care anymore

    Or: Wade tries to go grocery shopping with baby Hope.
    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    2/?
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    11
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    24
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    2
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    來自變種鎮的瘋子消防員韋德跟神祕兮兮律師內森私奔到曼哈頓生活的故事。

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    中文
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    82,691
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    12/15
    Comments:
    6
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    57
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    8
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    758
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    More than a thousand years in the future, a wistful Wade Wilson finds a new master. AU after issue 42, spoilers for Messiah War.

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    5
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    1/1
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    2
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    Wade needs to take a shower.

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    359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    434
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    跟平常一樣,他們並肩作戰,事後獎勵是一場火辣的rough sex。這次事情卻有了出乎意料的發展…

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    中文
    Words:
    3,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    325

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