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    Project Freelancer is experimenting with giving their Agents AIs to help run their equipment. They're vague on the details of how they procured the AIs in the first place. And why those AIs are so fucking stupid.

    What's certain, though, is that PFL is in for a whole lot of chaos.

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    "Unfit for duty.
    Apparently no amount of trying was ever going to be enough for them, for their unfair standards. They wanted to fight the aliens for the good of the planet, but oh, did they still have a long way to go when it came to fighting their prejudices.
    But as unfair as they were, those were the rules, apparently. And the rules said she was unfit for duty. Because of her…Condition, they called it."
    This is the story of an unsung heroine, who just like Leonard Church didn't have the chance to sacrifice in the Great War and lost a loved one. This is the story of a friendship. Of the truth about Project Freelancer.
    Her name was Henrietta. And she was a chicken.

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    Turns out the Director had one last contingency plan to protect the Alpha.

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    9/?
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    15
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    Moving to a new town. Meeting new people. Learing new things about himself and the world around him. Finding mystery and danger. This isn't what Richard Simmons had planned for his future, but when you have a nasty habit of coming back from the dead you don't really get much of a choice.
    What do Frankenstein's monster and a warewolf have in common? Not a whole lot, but that isn't stopping them from grudgingly falling down that slippery slope of love.

    That's if they can survive the sudden influx of angry/crazed fae.
    What the hell is going on?
    And why does the resident undead nerd seem to be the root of the problem?

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    25/?
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    With the exception of Leonard and Tex, no one expected to have kids. So of course, pretty much everyone gets a kid.

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    8/?
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    22
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    37
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    2
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    The Freelancers may not agree on everything. One thing they do agree on? Their leader is a good person who needs to be reminded people care about her.

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    Tuckingmaine VicFic requested by the legend Crunchself.
    The prompts were:
    - oatmeal
    - umbrella
    - noodely-dudely
    And I solved it with: - ballerina. Needless to say it's cursed.

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    AU where the freelancers work at a coffee shop and my heart is still in one piece.

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    1,395
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    1/1
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    12
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    1
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    A brief drabble about a party on the MOI

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    1/1
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    5
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    Caboose is known for is clueless, adorable attitude, but what if he was more than that? And why do the AIs keep saying he's Agent Florida?
    He wasn't in Project Freelancer, was he?

     

    INDEFINITE HIATUS

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    What if Epsilon didn't actually deconstruct himself at the end of Season 13? What if someone was able to save him from himself? Maybe he just decided to go to sleep and wasn't planning on waking up again. What if that someone was multiple people from his past? Maybe project freelancer was good for something after all and that was for making it top agents more resilient than any of them gave each other credit for.

    In other news, my summaries kind of suck but it gets the point across.

    2K18 July Camp NaNo project.

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    In another universe, Allison lived. Allison went on to become the military liaison and lead trainer for Project Freelancer.

    This is not that universe.

    Or: Years after Allison Church survives what should have been a fatal engagement, the Alpha squad she trained finds themselves crashing in a world where she didn't.

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    10/?
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    They never come back from their last mission.

    North and South. Maine and Wash. Connie and York.

    Just gone.

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    1/1
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    4
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    11
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    1
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    Project Freelancer's Alpha squad did not die during the war. Instead, they are scattered throughout UNSC space and they see Epsilon's broadcast from their respective hiding places. They realize Washington is still alive on a tiny little planet in the middle of nowhere.

    And he needs their help.

    Meanwhile, Chorus is struggling to survive after the war. Remnants of the pirates and mercenaries are still on the planet causing chaos, and the Chorus soldiers are still at risk. People are dying, food is scarce, and the end doesn't feel like it's any closer than it was before.

    Old enemies and new friends fall together in this journey to pick apart Chorus's mysteries, work together, survive, and maybe make a friend or two along the way.

    -This fic is a work in progress. It is Freelancer heavy with a LOT of Chorus interaction-

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    288,443
    Chapters:
    23/?
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    301
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    55
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    Lives are a series of moments. Those moments build us up into who we are.

    A series of brief glimpses into the lives most affected by Project Freelancer and the moments that bridge the point between the abandonment of the program by most of its agents and the point where one man tried to forcefully reunite them.

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    16/?
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    88
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    9
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    Agent Florida is not a man suited to the battlefield, Carolina decides, right up until the moment he pulls out a blade lodged in him arm and plunges it into an opponents visor with enough force that the glass shatters and the woman screams before collapsing to the ground.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    14
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    2
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    85
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    Reunited with his sister, Church continues searching for his father. But while the man seems to slip further from his grasp, Caboose inches closer to something a little like destiny. Meanwhile, Donut tries to hold his misfit family together, and Tucker eagerly closes the distance between himself and his son.

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    2/?
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    6
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    26
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    4
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    319
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    A parody RvB porn fic inspired by the inimitable crunchfics. With this, I open my series of porn fics narrated by our very own compadre, our dudarino Vic! Today's ship: Counselor/Director/Alien Engineer/Florida(/Wyoming)!
    The counselor is working on Vic, the AI program for Agent Florida. A drunk Director walks in, craving affection...Spoiler: cursed.

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    1,654
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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    All Wash wanted for his eleventh birthday was to have a Pokémon. All he wanted for his eighteenth birthday was...still a Pokémon.

    (RvB/Pokémon AU)

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    4,390
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    22
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    2
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    217
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    A shady organization. A scientific project. A viral outbreak. A world consumed. A horrifying apocalypse. Follow the last of the living in their desperate quest to find sanctuary. Only question is, will they live to see it?

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    English
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    7,505
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    1
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    89

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