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    Reunited with his sister, Church continues searching for his father. But while the man seems to slip further from his grasp, Caboose inches closer to something a little like destiny. Meanwhile, Donut tries to hold his misfit family together, and Tucker eagerly closes the distance between himself and his son.

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    Project Freelancer is experimenting with giving their Agents AIs to help run their equipment. They're vague on the details of how they procured the AIs in the first place. And why those AIs are so fucking stupid.

    What's certain, though, is that PFL is in for a whole lot of chaos.

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    A parody RvB porn fic inspired by the inimitable crunchfics. With this, I open my series of porn fics narrated by our very own compadre, our dudarino Vic! Today's ship: Counselor/Director/Alien Engineer/Florida(/Wyoming)!
    The counselor is working on Vic, the AI program for Agent Florida. A drunk Director walks in, craving affection...Spoiler: cursed.

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    All Wash wanted for his eleventh birthday was to have a Pokémon. All he wanted for his eighteenth birthday was...still a Pokémon.

    (RvB/Pokémon AU)

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    A shady organization. A scientific project. A viral outbreak. A world consumed. A horrifying apocalypse. Follow the last of the living in their desperate quest to find sanctuary. Only question is, will they live to see it?

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    Agents Washington and York compete in a high stakes pranking competition– with the fearsome Agent Maine as their target. There are, admittedly, a few close calls...

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    As Simmons dragged the moaning and faintly squirming man to the trunk of his car he reflected that this probably wasn’t the career his father had envisioned for him.

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    Turns out the Director had one last contingency plan to protect the Alpha.

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    Basically what happens when you re-watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles and look too closely at team dynamics and think "What if Sarge was Simmons' dad and was also looking after Donut, Grif, and Sister?"

    Retired staff sergeant, Sergeant Simmons, known mostly as "Sarge", left the military after his wife died to take care of his daughter, and eventually fostering Franklin, Dexter, and Kaikaina. He works for Leonard Church at Mother of Invention Industries as his head of security, his children friends with Leonard's daughter Carolina and sons Michael "Caboose" and Lavernius. Along the way, they grow up - and everything that entails - and learn to deal with personal tragedies. And maybe try and set Sarge up with someone. God knows the man is lonely.

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    Project Freelancer is experimenting with giving their Agents AIs to help run their equipment. They're vague on the details of how they procured the AIs in the first place. And why those AIs are so fucking stupid.

    What's certain, though, is that PFL is in for a whole lot of chaos.

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    Snippets from a world where Captain Butch Flowers lives, feat. asprin substitutes, gratuitous cheeriness, and a shameless Barenaked Ladies reference.

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    The Freelancers have survived the Project and come out of hiding only to crash land on Chorus in their attempts to find and rescue Agent Washington, who they assumed was in mortal danger. They have been locked in quarantine until they are proved to be free of all potentially lethal contaminants to people of the planet.

    The Chorus soldiers they are trapped in quarantine with have decided to adopt them.

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    Elves. Orcs. Beast Folk. Seas. Dwarves. Humans. Monsters.

    A missing prince. Kingdoms in conflict both from within and without.

    Magic Users. Linking Magic. Relics and Remnants.

    The members of the Guild have been through quite a lot already. Though their members might be separated currently, it seems as if they're about to be thrown into an even greater conflict than they at first realized. Can an ancient magic help to bring their scattered remnants back together before war tears them all apart?

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    Side fic for Conan Loco's backstory.

    Starting from hospitalization to post discharge. Follows Loco's childhood hospitalization, 2 years prior to the events of I'm Gonna Make This Place Your Home.

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    Project Freelancer's Alpha squad did not die during the war. Instead, they are scattered throughout UNSC space and they see Epsilon's broadcast from their respective hiding places. They realize Washington is still alive on a tiny little planet in the middle of nowhere.

    And he needs their help.

    Meanwhile, Chorus is struggling to survive after the war. Remnants of the pirates and mercenaries are still on the planet causing chaos, and the Chorus soldiers are still at risk. People are dying, food is scarce, and the end doesn't feel like it's any closer than it was before.

    Old enemies and new friends fall together in this journey to pick apart Chorus's mysteries, work together, survive, and maybe make a friend or two along the way.

    -This fic is a work in progress. It is Freelancer heavy with a LOT of Chorus interaction-

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    They'd seen Maine get back up after taking massive amounts of damage. And every time, he would get up and keep swinging, rush his opponents like an angry bull, shrug off the pain like it was nothing. This was Maine. Hulking, indestructible Maine. Maine with god-tier endurance and an adamantine skull. Maine with the strength of, according to Agent Pennsylvania, about twenty-three bears, give or take a bear or two. Maine, who was both the unstoppable force and the immovable object.

    But Maine didn't get up.

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    Project Chimera was one of the many Hail Mary military projects commissioned to keep humanity alive by any means necessary during the Great War, and when they grew arrogant in their project, it was shut down. The former test subjects were acquired by ONI (Office of Naval Intelligence) and sent off to the front lines to protect humanity from the Covenant. One of these test subjects is tasked with an undercover mission after some concerning files and requests are dug up.

    Infiltrate Project Freelancer.

    Now Astrid Lumisade will have to navigate through the toxic competitive Freelancers as Agent Alaska to complete her mission and root out the corruption buried deep in the project. In the meantime, there is someone that is far to similar to someone Astrid knows to be dead, as well as the older brother to one of her former ODST squad mates.

    Astrid can't shake the feeling that there is more to all of this than initial tip off. That there is something seriously wrong with Project Freelancer. And if anyone can find it, it’s going to be her.

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    Everyone has an animal Familiar somewhere in the world. Usually, they find them by the time they turn twenty-five, though there have been known to be exceptions. Project Freelancer gathers these exceptions and engineers them their own Familiars in an effort to turn the tides of the war.

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    Florida did not like the way York acted with Alaska during their meeting, so he decided that York needed to be reminded not to mess with people he considered family. After observing York for a couple days he found out about York's song about Carolina. Then Florida orchestrated the ensuing conflict between York and Carolina.

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    Friends send me prompts and I write things for them sticking to Red Vs. Blue.

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