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    The Fake AH Crew's latest recruit, Gavin, is a talented and invaluable new asset, to be sure, but that doesn't make his sense of superiority any less unbearable. If anything, it just makes it worse, and Ryan is under the firm impression that no amount of skill with computers should warrant that level of smugness in a person. Even if that person also happens to be frustratingly attractive.

    Scratch that, especially if they also happen to be frustratingly attractive.

    Geoff asks Ryan to scare the kid into showing a little more humility, and he gladly complies.

    …His methods end up being something that Geoff probably didn't have in mind.

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    Five times Jack watched Geoff leave her bar, and one time she left with him.

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    A place to keep various fic ideas and not!fics from Tumblr for my peace of mind.

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    108/?
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    "If only we could run away to La La Land."

    One cold winter day, Michael Jones found a bright yellow phone face down in the snow on his way home from Elementary school. It rang and he answered without a second thought. What followed after was a panicked British voice and a whole new world of wonder with Gavin Free. It was awkward at first, only being able to communicate through the phone, but their friendship blossomed. Years down the line they agree to meet during a school field trip. What could go wrong? Many things. Many... Many things.
    From Corrupt business men to Deadly Drug Lords from other dimensions, Michael must fight for his right to do what he wants.
    It wont be easy, but Gavin's always told him he could do anything.

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    Ryan begins suffering from a crisis of identity after proposing to Jeremy on a livestream and the two attempt to ease the tension and stress.
    (Part 1 isn't essential to understand this story but it helps to add a bit more context overall.)

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    8/?
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    Ryan Haywood never thought he had a purpose in life. The government had taken everything from him, leaving him with fragmented memories of the person he used to be and the knowledge that he could not die, no matter how hard he tried. Years pass and when he feels close to unravelling, he finds a young boy looking for a way out, and see's himself. This boy is one Michael Jones. It doesn't take long for him to adopt the firey teen. And soon, he has two more, abandoned Gavin Free who tried to pick his pocket, and Jeremy Dooley, whose parent's were killed in a drug deal. He will protect his lads with everything he has, which is not made easier with the Rooster's and their lapdogs, the Fake AH Crew, breathing down his neck. But in Los Santos, the city of Saints, secrets don't stay buried for long and everything he's built comes crashing down around him.

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    4/?
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    High school has a funny way of changing people. Or maybe the problems people shake off come back and haunt their every dream.

    Jack has always been a little on the heavy side, and is determined to change that. Geoff liked stealing from his parents’ liquor cabinet, but he finds someone else to supply his need. Ryan is personified as the “Mad King”, but nobody really thought his sanity was diminishing. Gavin was more than happy when he found out Michael liked him. He does tend to do dumb things though. Ray always made jokes about hating himself. Too bad everyone assumes it’s nothing serious. Michael found happiness for once in his life. But his life is constantly crumbling around him.

    These six were once inseparable. Life decided to change that, and made sure each and every one of them were exposed to the harsh realities that either make or break the person who cares a little too much.

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    27/?
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    Burnie is desperate to make RTX successful. He recruits Jessica Nigri to give some guests special "services".

    This is a commissioned work. If you want to commission a fanfic contact me at smutrt@gmail.com

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    There was supposedly, a group, that lived right in the heart of the city, the most overrun area of Los Santos. Achievement City, it was known as, due to the fact that it was an achievement to survive longer than an hour while you were there. It was said that this group was immune. It was said that this group was immortal.

    Michael didn't believe in such bullshit. Not until he saw it first hand, that is.

    -

    "But- but you were fucking dead!"

    "Yeah, and now I'm not."

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    Jeremy has an appointment at the bank on his first day off in ages, so of course the thing gets robbed. Of course there's a hostage situation.

    And of course The Vagabond is involved.

    This fic is a spiritual successor to Wrespawns amazing fic Brass Balls

    *Edit* So, this has become a thing with a life of it's own.
    If you need me, Satan and I have a lunch thing in hell.
    Leave a message.

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    It was simple or at least it was supposed to be, but life just had to complicate it didn't it. This story begins with with one woman, five Achievement Hunters, and the lasting impression of mistakes made from all of them would have. Mainly a young Geoff who couldn't even fathom the affect she would later have to come on his life.

    P.S.A
    If you were looking for a narrative of fairytale love with daring princes to save the princess, and an ending where true love conquers all then this might not be the story for you. This is a story full of anger, happiness, sadness, betrayal, joy, and love in all its forms. You will find an evil that is horrendous in all it does, and a light so pure you wonder why it's here in the first place. This story explores the darkness of the human psyche, and how twisted hearts can truly become. At times you'll see the light, and at others you will not. Rather in the light's place you'll find something darker and sinister that will make you question your original conjectures about humanity itself. You'll find emotions you really didn't think you would, so please if that's not your cup of tea just leave. And if it is then by all means come in and enjoy the ride, it's got a hell of a kick.

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    During Awhu, Jeremy drinks some weird shit.
    Or in other words, Jeremy has some weird things happen to him, and accidently discovers something dangerous going on.
    (Or Jeremy with mood hair; with a twist)
    ((Tags will be added as characters are added))

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    14/?
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    A remake of my old story, Fur Feather or Fur Worse from 2014. Had to stick to the same punny name!

    Something is happening all over the world, but it seems to have started in Austin, Texas. Out of nowhere, people seem to be catching some illness before suddenly undergoing a bizarre transformation. And some are more startling, painful, and powerful than others.

    It's the return of the RT Hybrid AU!

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    1/?
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    It was heart shaped and shaky.

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    Burnie is desperate to make RTX successful. He recruits Barbara to give some guests special "services".

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    Comments:
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    Ryan and Jeremy's various stages of coming out to their friends in different ways

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    14
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    A rogue moonball nails Barbara in the head, setting off a chain of events that convinces her she’s in love.... with Ashley Jenkins. Now Ashley has to pretend to be dating the amnesia-suffering Barbara. Will hidden feelings be revealed? Will Barbara regain her real memory?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    Burnie is desperate to make RTX successful. He recruits Ashley to give some guests special "services".

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    14
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    31
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    2
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    Summary: Prompt: I am never going to be one of them.

    Or,

    One-shot where Ray suddenly comes back and Jeremy is terrified.

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    Emma Thorn is your typical twenty-something girl. She goes to school, she works, and she doesn't have time for much else. When she decides to keep her school schedule the same and not change it around, fate ensues, and brings a very unlikely pair of people together.
    She meets Joel Heyman, famous for his work in RVB as Caboose and as Bartholomew Oobleck in RWBY, and she has him as her Theater Professor. She wants nothing to do with him, and he wants everything to do with her, until one day he's on a date with someone, and she doesn't like it.
    Emotions rise, and fate ensues. Drunken speeches happen over phones, and shaky breaths of confidence can be heard in return.

    She was never looking for love, and he wasn't either, but when sparks fly, what is their to do?

    Do you act upon what you feel?

    Or, do you sit back and watch, and let everything fester inside of you, until it all comes spilling out in an eruption so big it leaves you shaking?

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