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    In which a collection of all the crerpiest monsters and the archives gang form a Fuck Elias Bouchard group. And also fall in love with each other. How unfortunate.

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    Oh no my glASSes: “have martin ‘forget’ to bring jon tea”

    Scooby snacc: :0

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    A TMA group chat fic with pranks, pining, and many half-baked attempts to get jon to have one (1) willing social interaction.

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    It started, as most things in Tim’s life did, with a Hawaiian shirt.

    Alternatively: None of the archives crew care about the Magnus Institute's dress code.

    Just a tiny lil fic about the season 1 archives crew being disasters and annoying Elias.

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    Inspired on a tumblr post that I can’t find so if anyone does please let me know so I can link it.
    Martin and Peter decide to team up to make Elias and Jon jealous.
    It works wonders, somehow it also saves the world.

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    How much harm can a poem do? (Or, really, how much good?)

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    or, jane writes a gay yearning poem and it somehow gets around to nikola but, and here's the thing, under a penname.

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    with furious tears in his eyes, martin whispers into the tape player the words of the first poem he made that felt right. He was put on this earth for a purpose, whether his mother denies the reasoning or not. He was here and he felt bitter and invalidated and usele- no. he was not useless. he is a masterpiece.

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    10:12 PM
    Jared Boneturner:
    the arm bone was a femuur :) i looked it up
    Elias:
    Humerus.
    Jared Boneturner:
    yeah it was pretty funny :)

     

     

     

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    i just want the avatars to have 1) a groupchat 2) twitters. and i dont have any photoshop skills but i CAN write a chatfic like its 2014 again.

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    Anyone who truly knew Jonathan Sims could clearly state three things about him:

    1-He was devoted to The Eye and the solace it gave him after his entanglement with the Web. (So, of course, he was only too happy to become The Archivist...What does an Archivist do exactly?)

    2-He possesses a completely ‘platonic’ fascination regarding the founder of The Magnus Institute, (No Tim! I did not draw a little heart instead of an ‘o’ in ‘Jonah’ I simply smudged the ink)

    3-He feared his boss, Elias, was either a naive fool, unaware of the divine repository of knowledge he sat upon or, he was an imbecile, truly incapable of serving The Eye competently. In which case, Jon was more than happy to relieve him as his duties as Head of the Institute.

    Unfortunately, much to Elias’s amusement and the rest of The Archival staff’s horror, no one knew Jon terribly well.

    And as for Jon...well...becoming The Heart of the Institute was both easier and harder than he thought it would be.

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    From: timothystoker@mag.edu
    Subject: RE: fuck you

    Elias Bouchard? More like Elias DOUCHEchard.
    Got’em.

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    “Yes, I have a family and did not just spawn directly from hell,” Elias says, pinching the bridge of his nose, “And yes, my mother makes us all wear matching sweaters. Now, if that will be all -,”
    “No,” Melanie says. “Why are all the men in your family bald?”
    There is a very charged moment where Elias doesn’t say anything at all, and Melanie knows they’ve caught him off guard. He takes a deep breath. “Style,” he says.
    “Are you going to go bald?” Martin asks.

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