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    Karkat Vantas is a highly trained officer in the Alternian Navy. Skylla Koriga is his 'been there, done that' attache. When someone starts murdering Jadebloods, they're the only ones that the Empress can trust to get the job done right.

    There's only one problem.

    Her Imperious Condescension Meenah Peixes thinks they're both adorable.

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    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    2
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    You're just a troll or human featured in this book. You are no longer a virgin! Hooray for Jesus and Sleepingly!

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    642
    Chapters:
    3/10
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    3
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    A teenage girl named Jessica Orbeck falls in love with a school bus, whilst an unidentified sexual predator is victimising students. Is Jessica safe? Are her secrets safe?

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    74,300
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    8
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    73
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    6910
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    Take one boring Friday night, one box of chalk and a geometry set.

    Take two parts The Craft, add one part Practical Magic and sprinkle with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    Put in blender with ice, tequila and two drops of blood, then hit puree for one Guaranteed Horrorterror Emissary Bootycall.

    Garnish with a cherry and settle in for the ride.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    14
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    1
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    jade, dave and karkat figure out how to be in a relationship while being three supremely fucked up people

    note: the rape/underage stuff does not occur in the events of the story, but happened to a central character before the story started and he has flashbacks. chapters that deal heavily with these themes will have warnings in the chapter notes

    Series
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    English
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    55,222
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    3366
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    Jade invites Roxy and Terezi to her brand new island for some fun and games. They soon discover just what kind of fun she has in mind, as she challenges them to a wild, naked hunt through the jungle. Whichever one of them captures the other two wins their services in bed.

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    9,880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    1
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    789
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    Alternia has come to a peace treaty with Earth. But along with that treaty came about the birth of a sick business that involved the worst of the worst Alternian criminals to be sold as 'sentient sex toys' to Earth's most rich and famous. The condescension's sick way of getting rid of 'pests' while earning 'profit'.

    And as a troll with the blood of the lowest of all blood castes, where your very existence is a crime of the highest treason, there is no other fate you know.

    -

    "How can I not fall in love with the first person who's ever treated me with so much love and care? Tell me Kanaya, how can I leave a person like that?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,833
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3535
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    Be Tegiri

    Your plan to seduce your matesprite is gonna go great!...Hopefully.

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    English
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    7,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
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    148
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    After a slight malfunction that leads to Hunk having a mini panic episode, Shiro decides to try to take his boyfriend's mind off all the tough things they have to deal with via some loving and fucking.

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    2,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    214
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    Dave and Terezi have never done more than kiss... except for that weird grope that we will never speak of again. When they reveal to each other that they've never had satisfying sex with anyone else, they decide to try with each other. OBVIOUSLY this is Pre-Retcon.
    If you want backstory, then porn, read both chapters! If you just wanna get off, skip the first chapter!

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    3,249
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    2
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    Cybertronians go to Earth, and they scan our cars. But what happens when they return to Cybertron? Or when they just want a new look? Models, of course.

    Hot Rod is an up-and-coming model who happens to run into Megatron, a business mech who just came into some new wealth.

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    English
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    33,532
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    132
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    239
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2812
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    Sollux never said please. Karkat wasn’t aware he knew the word until this point. Sollux released him, and Karkat took a small step back so he could look up and catch the psiionic’s eye. Sollux’s eyebrows hitched and his face was curdled in a look of self-loathing that impressed him a little. It was clear asking for help was causing some serious problems for Sollux’s self-esteem.

    Good. The prick deserved it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    10
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    Nepeta wants to work out her ass for a new toy. But little does she know that she’ll also be filling in a new ship.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Be Tagora

    You discovered something very...questionable about yourself at dinner a few weeks ago. Its back to haunt you, you're not sure if that's a good thing or not just yet.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    448
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    Also known as "The Church of Karkat Vantas: Sermon One - Nooks"

    Written live for the Karkat Thirst Server, of which I'm the mod.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    2,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    902
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    This based on a really old roleplay. Signless has been aching for release since the last time they saw their matesprite, Dave. However, today after months of being alone to care their grubs, they decided to get a little nasty while alone. Day is crashed by Dave showing up on a whim. He wants a piece of the action.

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    English
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    4,254
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    91
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    A little off time between the couple. Sidon and Link decide to do something intimate.

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    English
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    2,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2170
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    “Apparently, you inspired him to try initiating amorous… activities… over these stupid devices!” Karkat waved his phone at him, punctuating the accusation. “Do you actually just casually proposition Dirk while he’s busy with other people?!”

    Jake shot him a wide-eyed look, freezing halfway through shoveling a handful of popcorn in his mouth. He slowly lowered his hand, blinking rapidly, eyebrows furrowing behind his glasses. “I -- well, what’s that to any of you, exactly?”

    (Or, as I have been calling it, The DaveKat Sexting Fic. ENJOY)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2449
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    Sometimes, feelings can take sweeps to finally come to a head.

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    1,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    275
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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,487
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    30643

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